Monday, January 31, 2011

Mostly Silent Since Thursday

I took a little break from the internet for most of my lazy weekend. I blame the water for all of my lethargy. I have been trying to switch up where my water comes from, and it has really helped. It does not, however, give me any more of my human rights. Let us work on that, world. Let us work on getting us all our human rights.

What did I do Friday? I watched tennis in the wee hours of the morning, so I slept from about 5am until about 10am. I went to a medical appointment at 1pm. I have no idea why they keep scheduling them. They do not get to acknowledge anything that has happened to me since my human rights were taken away. After that, I wanted some sun and some fresh air, so I drove down to Grey's Lake and took the lake walk in my heels. I had research to do, so I stopped in the new, shiny, copper Des Moines library and printed out almost 100 pages of articles and academic papers. I ducked into the smoothie-and-other-health-food cafe that is attached, and the Mango Mango really cleared my head. It was nectar from the gods, and I must have been more than dehydrated. I snatched up some dinner at China Moon and went back to the parents' house for the night.

Well, I updated my resume which has been on hotjobs since 2009 on Thursday, and so far I have only received spam from it. It looks like the persecution continues; the US government is still forbidding me contact from would-be employers. Then again, I would need the spy equipment removed from my head before I could really take a job, and it is still the US government that is forbidding the spy equipment from being removed from my head. Wow! The US government has me not only persecuted from every angle but also penniless.

As for you Egypt, please stay as peaceful as you can while you demand the government that you deserve. It is beautiful to see a population organize and demand their rights. Please stay as peaceful as you can, and do not settle for less than the government that will make you happy. It is working.

I heard that Obama had something to say about human rights in Egypt. Where does that waste of human skin get off criticizing any country's human rights policy? He is the culpable president guilty of oppressing all of America and persecuting an innocent woman. It started because Obama thought he could get away with it, and it continues because Obama does not want to be held accountable for his actions. He is trying to stall so long that he hopes he will not get impeached. Sorry, Obama. War crimes and human rights violations are still impeachable offenses. My only regret is that Saddam Hussein is not here to sit on your jury of peers. What? You forgot that systemic rape is a war crime?... just to mention one of your offenses...

Ethanol is still driving up food prices around the globe. I know I am in Iowa right now, and this is no place to get caught criticizing the first force to let farmers make real profits... but ethanol is wrong on so many levels. Yes, it is nice to see alternatives to oil, but corn is food. With all of the starvation in this world, why are Iowans using food to move their cars around? If Iowan farmers have been having problems selling corn for people to eat, why not grow food people actually do eat? This is some of the richest soil in the world! Why is it Iowan farmers are not growing food to feed people? With the soil quality here, Iowa has the potential to be agriculturally self-sustaining. Instead, they would rather create higher carbon emissions with corn-based car fuels. Rant over. I hate ethanol.

Thankfully, we can count on the courts for long-needed reasoning in times like these. That was my problem with the health care Obam-ination from the start. It is too expensive for lower- or middle-income families to afford the care, and if they do not pay for it they are penalized. Yes, our country needs to address its health care system, but all Obama did was take a problem and make it worse. That is all Obama does; he ruins America.

And on the topic of Obama, did he fire his speech writers for "win the future," yet? I know Obama is not the best with words himself, but that was one of the stupidest themes for I speech they could have chosen. It is not as bad as ending your campaign slogan with a preposition (which was reason enough to refuse to vote for Obama), but the future is not a contest. The future is something we borrow from our children... to adapt a Native American sentiment. We need to be responsible and intelligent not competitive. Unfortunately, our president knows nothing about being responsible nor intelligent. He is such a sorry excuse for a world leader. Look at his track record, and then tell me if he cares about the future or if he is just trying to cover his ugly, skinny backside.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

My Resume

TANYA H. A. VARILEK a.k.a. SQUID B. VAŘILEKOVA
varilekova@gmail.com 415.577.1249


OBJECTIVE
Procure worthwhile permanent, full-time or part-time employment that is intellectually stimulating, that is enriching for the soul, and that helps the world.


GEOGRAPHY
Place of Birth: Duluth, Minnesota, USA
Citizenship: USA


WORK HISTORY
Writer and Author -- 2006 – current
self-employed -- San Francisco, California, USA; Taiohae, Nuku Hiva, PF; Chicago, Illinois, USA; West Saint Paul, Minnesota, USA; Ankeny, Iowa, USA
Fiction, Nonfiction, Novels, Memoirs, Articles, Autobiography, Novelettes, Short Stories, Screenplays, Television Pilots… some published and some unpublished

Mathematics Content Editor -- 2003 – 2006
CTB/McGraw-Hill -- Monterey, California, USA
Responsible for generating, piloting, and editing the grade-level, cultural, and difficulty-level appropriate mathematical content for mathematical exams administered by the country of Qatar and various states in the US. Used many industry-designed forms of software to ensure the performance of each exam and each question on each exam. Met with teachers, religious leaders, and community leaders from across the areas in which the tests were to be administered to ensure in face-to-face meetings that all mathematical and cultural content was appropriate for all students in each geographic region.

Editor & Mathematician -- 2001 – 2003
Laurel Tech -- Redwood City, California, USA
Proofread and accuracy-checked mathematical textbooks from manuscript assembly to blue lines for difficulties from college-level to middle school-level. Wrote, content edited, and style edited ancillary materials of middle school textbooks for major national educational publishing companies. Worked through the pedagogical concerns, style editing, and mathematical accuracy of college-level educational software in both mathematics and English.

Marketing Assistant -- 1999 – 2000
Interep Marketing Group -- San Francisco, California, USA
Demographic analysis of radio markets. Created algorithms to most efficiently reach internet users of various backgrounds and in most major US cities. Wrote copy and creative for radio spots. New business research. Database creation and administration. Maintained relationships with agencies, radio stations, and advertisers. General office support.


EDUCATION
Mathematical Science
Bachelor of Science -- 1999 -- magna cum laude -- University of Texas at Dallas

Arts & Performance
Bachelor of Arts -- 1999 -- magna cum laude -- University of Texas at Dallas

Undergraduate summer study abroad to Cambridge University, Cambridge, UK
Undergraduate summer study abroad to the Univerzita Karlova, Prague, CZ

Mathematics
study towards Doctorate of Philosophy -- 2000 – 2001 -- Johns Hopkins University

Liberal Arts
study towards Master of Liberal Arts -- 2003 – 2004 -- Stanford University


PROFESSIONAL SKILLS
-Web 2.0 savvy
-Hyper-detailed with fact-checking, researching, and proofreading
-Very much at ease on the telephone and in-person with the general public, celebrities, and persons of political importance
-Highly experienced with writing and speaking and quite able to express myself efficiently, professionally, and effectively
-Understanding of and sensitive to the needs of a global team
-Driven by a need to better the world
-In possession of well-listened-to, internalized logic and socially-responsible judgment
-Seasoned with the nuances of Microsoft Office
-Expressive on strongly held and still currently evolving environmental issues
-Capable of performing admirably under pressure
-Forward-thinking and insistent that this behavior prevents most disasters
-Aware that my global-consciousness starts with my own heart and reaches across the world with no end


PUBLICATIONS
article -- Fulcrum Magazine -- July 2008 -- “My First General Practitioner”
article -- Fulcrum Magazine -- January 2008 -- “Love Sees with the Heart”
short story -- Prolonged Insult -- 2008 -- “The Dance of Libuše”
novelette -- Podiobooks.com -- 2008 -- “Infamy”


LANGUAGES
English -- native speaker
Spanish -- intermediate
German -- beginner
Czech -- beginner


ACCOMPLISHMENTS
-Traveled to four of seven continents and various island nations
-Completed Iowa Summer Shakespeare Conservatory twice during high school
-Sat upon Huayna Picchu and looked down to see Machu Picchu below my feet
-Sang with choir at Carnegie Hall on Easter Sunday 1994
-Won a full four-year scholarship that allowed both of my undergraduate degrees


INTERESTS
-International and indigenous dance (from traditional Hawaiian to Argentine Tango)
-Volunteering to help educate our youth
-Writing and the craft of writing (from sestinas and lyrical prose to the power of a speech)
-Travel: There is always more of the world to see.
-The arts (from the fine arts to the common ones)


REFERENCES
Available upon request.

A Research Day... One of Many...

I was planning to dig through online research today to see what effects Global Climate Change is expected to have on food production, but I have become distracted with an academic paper arguing the hypothesis that malaria infections are expected to increase regionally across the globe. Standing water. Warmer temperatures. I cannot believe I volunteered for getting humanity through this... but somebody has to do it, right? Hee-hee.... No, really, I am super-smart, have super-powers, and keep amazingly cool in a crisis. This is my job, and I know it. I just wish I would be allowed to do it effectively finally. WHERE ARE MY HUMAN RIGHTS????

I just discovered a review of a book on urban planning for "climate refugees." It should be a good read. Oh, and a paper on carbon dioxide capture is right behind it. I am not a fan of carbon dioxide capture; you have to put all of that gas somewhere. I am a fan of carbon dioxide processing... you know, trees. Now, I have my hands on a paper concerning energy security and global climate change. Some of these writers are so behind the times. Global Climate Change is here already. We cannot make plans for mild or gradual change ten years from now; too many people will be dead and/or displaced. It is also a geologic and solar system cycle. You can capture all the carbon you want; it will not change the fact Mother Nature has her own mind on these topics.

Besides being enslaved by the New World Order as an opium for the masses (Those idiots!), besides gearing up for carrying humanity through Global Climate Change, and besides fighting to have all of our human rights restored, I might need yet another job. Let us revisit an old blog post from January 2010.... Let's Test Some Theories. Refusing to allow anyone to hire me was part of their persecution of me. I really need to get out of my parents' house, though; my current living conditions are mentally and emotionally insalubrious. So I need a new occupation, preferably at home in California. Do you think ILM is hiring? I make great office chit-chat. Do you think the federal government will allow me to be employed? That is the real question. They do persecute me so. Well, if you all do not mind sniffing around to see if someone is audacious enough to thumb his or her nose at authority and hire me, my resume is here. Do you think I used enough buzzwords?

I should get back to my research. Global Climate Change waits for no one. Sigh,... why do I take on these responsibilities?

Sweetness, check your mail on Saturday. I hope you like what arrived yesterday... I thought a Spanish gift might be appropriate. I love you more than words can bear. Happy Valentine's month!

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

My Existence is like Watching Paint Dry.

I wait. I wait for the day my human rights are restored. Though, I committed no crime, I live punished and suffering. A person must stand trial and be convicted before her human rights can legally be taken away. And, we are all supposed to be innocent until proven guilty... Yet, I suffer. This is undeniable persecution by the US government. You need to organize and refuse to comply.

It is another day. I am still persecuted. America is still oppressed. What are their lies this time for why this must continue? And why do you still fall for those lies?

Some might consider my cinematography art created with nanotechnology. When I noticed the cameras were there, I tried to make the world a more beautiful place. No one was willing to acknowledge them. No one is yet willing to let me have them removed. I did everything I could to make the world realize just how beautiful it really is.

With all of the crimes committed against me, why would I let them win? Why would I let them ruin me? Yes, I have privacy issues from all of this... but who could survive this without any? Most people could not have survived this at all. Let us hope no one else ever has to.

I am sitting at Cafe Diem (caffeinate the day) right now. I wanted to cozy in and write a love letter, but I am so disgusted with not being allowed near the love of my life that I am getting the anger out by blogging. This really is a vent for me. It is how I get things off my soul set it all free on the ether. At least some part of me has freedom. I should be writing that love letter soon... It is Valentine's month, after all.

In the land of the mundane... I sleep too much. The water makes me sleepy and gives me headaches. I should go to the gym more often, but the water makes me so sleepy. The Australian Open has been delightful, but I keep missing when Roger Federer plays. Damn water knocks me out.

Monday, January 24, 2011

Follow-up to the Executive Summary...

Obama was preened to be elected to get everything through Congress to ruin America... everything from bailouts for Wall Street executives to the construction of the wall between the US and Mexico. With all of the horrors that face America, the coming State of the Union address will be about money. Yes, we have learned what Obama values most... Well, maybe he values power more than money... I am not even sure if I am going to watch. Obama just is not worth my time. And if I do, I know I will spend the entire time yelling at the man who persecutes me to take his damn red tie off... as if he ever supported me. Obama is the man who persecutes me and oppresses America. He is the president of the United States and the head of the US executive branch; that is how culpable he is.

Did you ever wonder what I want? Did you ever wonder why I sit at this computer everyday screaming at the world for help and attention? Well, listen up. I want my human rights back. Why is it the FBI is not working on that one? Oh, wait, that is because the US executive branch actively persecutes me. Every person who believes this should continue for any reason is part of the problem. Stop falling for their lies. Organize. And refuse to comply. I want my human rights back. We all deserve our human rights back.

Oh, Moscow. My thoughts are with you. May your survivors and the families of the dead heal quickly. But make sure you only let the blame fall where it is truly due. This must be an emotional time for you. Be careful that you only seek out true justice. Look what happened to world after the blame for the Twin Towers and 9/11 fell on the wrong place. There is no need for another one of those.

"It is not enough to conquer. One must be able to seduce." --Voltaire (sort of... I do not know who translated the quote.) This is an act of warmongering. This is not an attempt to gain lasting influence over an area. If the US wanted to be more influential in Afghanistan than the Taliban, they would use honey instead of bombs. The Taliban is just a convenient excuse to build tactical bases and aggravate volatile nations in Asia. This is the New World Order in motion... as they let our soldiers and Afghan innocents die. The rich have no concern for the poor of this world.

There is so much to be said for evolution. There is a genetic fit out there to meet every crisis. When I was picked out to be a victim of the world's rich oligarchy, they chose poorly. The idiots chose a person genetically capable of enduring their tortures without ever losing her mind and with the strength to stand against them. When they panicked and the missiles flew... my secrets were out. I still say it must have been the British who sent the missiles. Did you talk to NASA about this, yet? There is so much energy in this universe. Despite all of this, I am still a human and due full human rights. If you look at my genetic coding, you will find 32 pairs of chromosomes... all of them X's. And what is your thank you for all I have done for this world? You persecute me. My beautiful world, you need to organize and refuse to comply.

I should really make babies... Sweetness, we have a jukebox romance. Who am I quoting at you today? "I want your lovin', and I want your revenge. You and me could write a bad romance." How does it feel, Sweetness, to be one of two people in the most romantic true life story ever? It is your love that sees me through. Expect a box on Wednesday. I was hoping this would be taken care of by our anniversary, but it looks like Obama is persecuting me longer and making us wait. Happy Valentine's month!!!

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Executive Summary

I was asked for an executive summary of what I think is going on and why I am so horribly persecuted. This blog post will be an effort to lay out things from my perspective. It starts with President George Bush, Sr.

This may begin a little far-reaching for those new to my blog... But have you heard of the New World Order? They waited for generations for Global Climate Change to be right to drive the world into political and economic chaos and war in order for a military state with a global dictator to rise out of the ashes to run the planet. Just look at all of the constructed crises that fell in line with the incoming onslaught of Global Climate Change. There was possible global economic ruin (which I stand against. Keep your local economies strong to prevent global economic collapse!) and possible World War Three as the US government warmongers in Asia and the Middle East... (which I stand against. I believe world peace is possible.) They have been building military bases all over the planet to facilitate the military state that would rise out of the ruins they were creating.

They even combed through Social Security applications for a pretty and innocent face with a history of mental illness, so they could create a media machine and blame her getting wise on her mental health history. They started a war in my name and told you all never to tell me. When I demanded that a doctor tell me the truth, he stuck me in a hospital. When they realized they could not control me, they put equipment in my head and decided to drive me mad. When that did not work, they decided to defame me. Celebrities poured into San Francisco under a master plan of tempting me into a slutty lifestyle while Obama lied to the world and told you all that I am a prostitute. I have never been a prostitute. I have never even been a slut.

The entire time from my admission to the hospital in Minnesota in May 2009 until my release from the hospital in Liverpool in December 2010, through Iowa, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Mexico City, and all over the UK, I was battered and raped in my sleep by the New World Order trying to drive me mad. They have done everything to get rid of me. When they started poisoning me and giving me exotic diseases in San Francisco, I went international.

They terrorized San Francisco with everything from chips in their heads to McCarthy-like searches for 'leaks.' They put addictive drugs in the tap water everywhere I have lived and stayed since San Francisco and still do it now. No one allows this to happen to their home, unless they are terrorized. And they terrorized San Francisco.

I stand against every part of the New World Order from creating panic over Global Climate Change by calling it the coming of the Apocalypse to warmongering in vulnerable war-torn areas. They hate me for it, so I remain persecuted. I still only get controlled television and radio. My friends are still kept from communicating with me. A corrupt Polk County District Court judge even gave my cruel father adult guardianship over me when I am not an Iowa citizen nor resident.

I remain persecuted, and America remains oppressed. You are all terrorized by Obama into obeying social controls over you that remove your freedom to associate, freedom of speech, and freedom of the press. You all need to organize, stand up for yourselves, and refuse to comply.


All of that said...
Chad, whoever you are, I told you to quit writing to me. I do not read them. I just delete them. Yet, their existence and your attitude of entitlement annoys me. I already told you to stop. Now, I insist.

Sweetness, check your mail on Wednesday! I am sitting in this café dreaming of our bright future together. Hee-hee... This is how much I glow when I think of you...

It has not been all bad. At least I have a dream husband. I am just not allowed near him.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

I had a Lazy Night Last Night.

After spending Thursday night down at the People's Court in Des Moines taking in a rock show, I spent Friday night baking cookies and watching tennis with my mom. The weather is so cold over here that I spend a great deal of time huddled under the covers trying to keep warm. I actually made it out today, though, and am sitting at Cafe Diem (caffeinate the day) typing these notes to the world and posterity.

The Australian Open has been great company to me lately, in a world where barely anyone speaks to me. I am beyond sick of, tired of, and fed up with how persecuted I am by the US government. This is what the headlines look like when I surf the internet for news. I cannot get any new music on the radio, and my friends are kept out of contact with me. All of the water around here, including bottled, makes me sleepy and gives me headaches. Physical safety is still new to me, particularly while I sleep. At least that is a turn for the better, I suppose. But it is a recent one. My father is a monster he himself forces me to endure. He is such a sadist. Which part of 'end the human rights violations first' does the US executive branch claim is in a foreign language it cannot understand?

Obama is such a pansy. With all of the controversy and oppression he has caused in this once great nation, he is going to discuss unemployment at his State of the Union address. Loser. I am not joking. The Secret Service should be warned. If I ever meet that bastard president, I will slap him. Considering all of the horrors he has put me through, it would be a compliment to him.

There is revolution in the air. The people are speaking, and governments are succumbing. Where is ours?

Personally, I believe in a separation of religion and state. Sometimes, though, one might have to say something to the other to keep things running humanely. I never once put a chip in anyone's head. If you still have one, and with this I address the people of the UK and the people of my beloved San Francisco, I suggest you have it removed as soon as possible. What did they do to you to force you to get one? I know the British are just weak-willed and (when around me) prone to cruelty, but San Francisco... really? What snake-tongued lies did they sell you? This is a good time for religion to help with spiritual healing. The governments were beyond out of line. This was the sort of thing the government should have stood in the way of from the start not merely helped along.

It is another day. I am still persecuted. The American people are still oppressed. The world is still flooding. And I can see no signs of progress towards ending any of this. It is like I am screaming into the dark everyday.

I fear my father is having a break with reality. It might be based in the water he drinks, but he berates me with his irrationality. My dad needs a reality intervention and deep counseling. Someone please volunteer to take him aside. I cannot endure his sadism any longer.

Sweetness, the next gift goes in the mail Monday. Expect it Wednesday. YEY! I love you so much. It is Valentine's month!