Iowa, Just Set Me Free Already!

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Here is my latest blog post! Enjoy!...

Anti-American protesters, your freedom of speech is just as important as everyone else’s, but please calm down a bit. You, the protesters yourselves, are dying during your protests. Please try peaceful demonstrations instead. It is a matter of your own safety. Click to read things some Muslims have said about the protests.

Please also understand that you are protesting an insult to Islam and the Prophet Mohammad that no one in America agrees with nor supports. You are protesting something that is not a normal part of being an American. This is not something worth losing your life over.

If the general part of the world including northern Africa, the Sudan and South Sudan popped up in the news today. When the two nations split, possession of two-thirds of the nations’ oil fields went with South Sudan, but the refineries stayed with Sudan. That sounds like a fair split of resources if you ask me, but the two nations have been close to war over that last couple of years. South Sudan believes that they are charged too much for use of the pipelines in Sudan and other problems.

Please remember South Sudan that Sudan gets to set its prices for use of its pipelines and refineries independent of anything you think those prices should be. You are separate nations. Please remember Sudan that South Sudan could always choose to move its oil by tanker truck, to build its own pipeline instead, or to use some other nations’ refineries. It is in your best interest to keep your prices competitive.

People of Sudan and South Sudan, your nations have been torn with war for so long, I wonder sometimes if you remember what peace feels like. Peacefulness is highly desirable right now for both of you. A prolonged period of peace will allow your people to heal and become prosperous.

America, would you rather fix this economy with me or without me to help you? Obama commits crimes every day to keep me away from being able to do good in the world, to prevent me from solving problems in America, and to cause me as much harm as possible.

The US government, as it is right now, is the only government in the world that does not listen to me. I cannot help the US economy until I have my human rights. America, would you rather fix this economy with me or without me to help you? Don’t forget that there is a liberal alternative. If you cannot bring yourselves to vote for a Republican, you can always write in Secretary of State Hillary Clinton for president.

Mitt Romney, you need to talk details and explain your plan to help America. Include your policies concerning me. Obama is committing crime after crime right now to prevent me from ever helping America. Explain to the nation that you will have me to help you if you ask with major problems and crises if you are elected president. Explain to America that you will give me back my full human rights that all humans are due by virtue of being born on this planet in the first place.

As for the people who like to spread lies about me, it is sexual harassment to call me a stripper. It creates a hostile environment for me to exist in. It is also libel since you use the lie to be able to commit crimes against me. You use the lie to be able to broadcast me naked and in compromising situations like using the bathroom completely against my will. You use the lie to make the public disrespect me. My genius lawyers, please press charges against all people who have ever called me (or tried to make me) a stripper, a hooker, or a porn star for these very reasons.

As for things here in Iowa, Obama has a history since 2009 of creating so much unrest in places where I live that people of all sorts fall victim to physical harm. In 2009, Viggo was attacked at the Aquatic Park in San Francisco Bay during the time when we were lovers who would sing Dead covers and Motown hits at local open mics on occasion. My darling Sweetness has been attacked and sexually assaulted more than once when trying to rescue me and when not at the front lines of the civil war being fought to rescue me that Obama has forced. My BFF Syniva has fallen under attack on the streets of Seattle. Obama and his policies towards me are a constant threat to the general public, and from the way people get fear in their eyes around me, I can only assume it is still going on.

Iowa, just find out what makes people so upset that people get attacked. Is it libel about me? That has been one of the most common reasons for physical harm since all of this started in 2009. I clearly have never had anything to do with any of this and have absolutely no idea why any of it ever happens. If I had anything to do with any of this, the people I love would never get attacked. Find out what makes people upset, and prevent what makes people upset.

As I already said in my previous blog post, I always tweet when people go out of their way to cause me harm to make sure someone can come along, sit them down, and gently explain reality to them in order to prevent me from being attacked by them ever again. I am particularly harmed by people who make a rude and obnoxious show of asking me my name. If you would just stop pretending you do not know who I am, Iowa, you would stop going out of your way to cause me emotional and psychological harm. I need this to stop for my own wellbeing.

On the topic of my previous blog post, that post called for a lot of legal action to be taken against Iowa and Iowans in order to keep me as safe as possible from more physical, emotional, mental, and psychological damage. Iowa, I understand that you do not want this legal action to be taken. I already solved this problem.

If you want to avoid epic legal action, Iowa, put it in writing now that you promise to cease all crimes against me and to deliver me to my rescuers by Friday. I was told you already put all of this in writing for my BFF, but just in case you did not, put it in writing by 5pm tonight. You have to set me free by Friday to avoid all of this legal action. I hope you spare yourselves. We will press all charges ASAP if you do not put a promise in writing.

SynSyn, you know what you’re doing. I am just trying to make your life easier. The legal action against Iowa, Polk County, Broadlawns, the members of the Des Moines medical community, my parents, etc. is designed to finally keep me from more physical harm, from more emotional and psychological damage, and from this damage destroying me. If Iowa destroys me, I will no longer be able to be a benevolent and intelligent force in the world. This legal action is necessary to save me. Thank you for always understanding. The world needs me safe, free, and alive.

My genius podcasters, thank you for making a record of all of Obama's efforts to keep me imprisoned and to destroy me. We need to tell the world what you, the people fighting for me, are living through as well as what I am living through. We are collecting evidence in case we get to send Obama to the ICC for crimes against his own people. I am one of his people, too. Always think of the big picture, and thank you.

Sweetness, it sounds like you and my rescuers are making major progress out there. The weather has turned cold. I hope you are all staying warm. Do you all have enough blankets, gasoline, and heaters? Yeesh, I can be such a mother sometimes.

My beloved, if you need anything from me, just ask. If you need anything to be able to reach me, just ask my beautiful world to provide it. My beautiful world has been making me feel very loved lately despite my treatment by Iowans still being largely rocky. I know I am loved. That feeling really helps me hang on in here.

My beautiful world, thank you for moving heaven and earth to be able to rescue me. I cannot wait for you to arrive. I have complete faith you will save me.