My Miserable Life

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Here is my latest blog post. I am forbidden from having any and all friends. Obama has started putting the locals up to telling me to 'get over' my loving and devoted husband, one of the few people in the world with the power to actually make me happy, but Obama has not yet tried allowing me to have friends nor dare I say a loving and devoted boyfriend as an effort to get me 'over' my husband. The more obedient Iowa is to Obama, the worse Iowa treats me. And the worse Iowa treats me, the more I will love my husband and BFF. Obama is such a moron and a jackass.

Moscow. I understand charging Snowden with stealing government documents, but espionage charges are a stretch. He is a whistleblower not a spy.

He was not paid by the general public to reveal information to the entire world about privacy violations by the US federal government. He was not hired by any entity nor any foreign nation to spy on the American government for them. He did this all out of the goodness of his heart and despite great danger to himself.

Snowden took part in whistle blowing journalism not espionage. Under international law he has a right to seek asylum because he will be persecuted for using his freedom of speech if returned to America. At the most, Snowden is a dissident.

I pray the international community looks at Obama's track record for persecution and human rights violations and gives Snowden a safe place to go. Obama is a bully. I hear he is threatening foreign governments now because he cannot persecute Snowden yet. Please, world, keep Snowden safe from Obama. He is such a tyrant.

Italy. Having power does not put anyone above the law; all it should do is give greater accountability. But there is something about the job of being in power that turns men into nasty, power-crazed, sex fiends. Look at Dominique Strauss-Kahn and Barack Obama. How much rape and pornography can one president commit before we force him to get his head examined?

It is that near-absolute power corrupts near-absolutely or that positions of power only appeal to morally bankrupt men. Either way, when they get caught, the offending men of power always try to bully and lie their way out of trouble. These are problems we would not have if women ran the world.

As for the minutia of my life, last night, someone who used to pretend to be a friend to me tried to convince me to get over my husband 'because he is an anchor' to me. Yeah! An anchor in reality! That piece of (expletive) was put up to it by the FBI. Iowans are such jack(expletives). NEVER TRUST ANYONE WHO ASKS ME MY NAME. That rule never fails.

Richard and Kay, you can rot in hell. Absolutely no one who obeys Obama's rules gets to pretend they want me to be happy. You need to get over your obedience to America's worst president ever and start acknowledging reality TO MY FACE if you ever want to convince anybody you give an (expletive). (Expletive) you, Richard! Rot in hell!

My beautiful world, my brave rescuers need some support. Please show them some love for me. I have no idea what they do for food or lodging; please make sure they are taken care of. Hot showers. Beds. Food. Medicine. Weapons. Gasoline. I have no idea what they need, so please make sure they have everything.

When in doubt, my beautiful world, there are five easy things you can do to prevent my soul from dying in here. Imagine the world without me. Then please do everything possible to keep me good and beautiful.
1.) Organize. Make noise. Protest. Raise some nonviolent hell. Your constant pressure on the government is invaluable. Obama terrorizes people into obeying him because the public is good to me one by one. If everyone stands up all at once, America will get away with setting itself free. Iowa in particular needs someone to come in here and organize these people en masse. This is not rebellion; this is civil disobedience, that which civil rights movements are always built on. The rules are proven unconstitutional anyway.
2.) Increase awareness. Make sure there is no one anywhere in the world who does not know who I am, what I do for this world, and how much I suffer. I spend all day every day using my intellect to save the world. Spread the truth around.
3.) Turn in your evidence. Has Obama commanded or even asked you to do ANYTHING concerning me since 2009? We could have gotten this far with his impeachment years ago if we just had all of the evidence in one place sooner. Please help us. If you have witnessed, endured, or suffered through any oppression or human rights violations at the hands of Obama, send Syniva your evidence and witness testimonies.
4.) Be good to me. Keep me as safe as possible. Spend time with me. Be a true friend to me not some superficial twat who asks me my name. I live with a target the president of the United States put on my head. I could use some help making it through this without being so persecuted that I am destroyed. Be a hero; do not be a stereotypical Iowan. And definitely keep watching the hacked webcam while I sleep. That broadcast is the only thing that prevents Obama from raping me again.
5.) Support the people who fight for me if you cannot fight for me yourself. Buy Syniva's art. Feed my protesters. Get my rescuers to my side. Do whatever it takes. Take down everyone from DC to Des Moines who is in the way of my having human rights if necessary. Provide everything my rescuers ask for. Try to predict when and if they will need help. Even heroes need help. You know what to do. They need your help constantly.
And, thank you, my beautiful world. Thank you! I would be nothing without you. You give me faith in humanity and love for the world. Imagine the world without me; then impeach Obama in time to save me from his bubble destroying me. Thank you, my beautiful world.

My brave rescuers, we will get this right one of these days. I heard that the Supreme Court has a lot to say right now about our God-given and federal-court-upheld right to assemble and associate. I just have no faith in Obama to obey a Supreme Court ruling. He is such a tyrant and a dictator.

The only thing that will give me physical safety for the first time since Obama took office in 2009 is removing Obama from power or my timely escape to a country that acknowledges I am a human being deserving of all my basic and Constitutional human rights. And that is your job, my brave rescuers.

You are heroes dedicate to saving me and as a result saving all the world I serve. I only wish I could make your job easier. Do you need anything, my brave rescuers? Just ask my beautiful world.

SynSyn, full speed ahead with impeaching Obama. The locals keep obeying him, so they keep treating me worse and worse. I wish you could be here. Better yet, I wish I could be there. You are another one of the few people in the world who could actually make me happy. My miserable life just keeps getting worse the longer I have to go on without any friends nor any husband.

Sweetness, I love and adore you. I am writing you a new letter. I miss you so much. My miserable life will just keep getting more and more miserable the longer I have to go without you.