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Here is my latest blog post. When is this bubble so ridiculous you all just stop obeying its rules finally? Does Iowa know how much it is harming America and the entire world by imprisoning me here to torture and destroy me? And they only do it because Obama orders it.
Did Obama bride state legislators, so they would not agree to the generous deal I offered them? Only a thorough investigation will tell. But Obama bribes everyone. Corruption is everywhere. And Iowa plans or torturing me 25July, and if I do not show up for it, they will institutionalize me.
Syria. We simply cannot allow Syria to go on like this. This is a crisis the world must take up action to fix. When are the talks going to happen in Geneva, Switzerland? Please tell me everyone knows who they are sending to the talks, and please tell me all sides are represented.
We simply cannot allow this crisis in Syria to continue. It is too much violence and too much human suffering. Everyone who can help bring peace to the area needs to help. I only wish I had enough human rights to show up in Geneva and do more.
This Monday night was a break from the norm for me. My darling friend Christian Laffey who lives in Los Angeles called me like he always does on Monday nights. We had a delightful talk about how much I wish I could get Christian a job. He works in film and has been project to project so off and on lately.
There must be someone out there who loves me enough to rescue Christian for me. His number is 818-326-2006. Please only call him if you have a serious production offer for him or if you want to buy his script about saving ancient Roman manuscripts. I love his script about rescuing the Roman library; it is even mostly historically accurate.
After my weekly call from Christian, which always cheers me up, my buddy Jared stopped by. Jared is the lucky fellow I no longer sleep with since my marriage is no longer open. I tutored him in College Algebra. We watched some Letterman and Ferguson. We played some records. We played some cards with my deck of Risqué Beauties of the Theatre.
Ke$ha, Jared has a crush on you. What kind of securely platonic friend am I of his if I do not say this? Jared is turning out to be quite the daredevil hero, too. Ke$ha, do you want a date with him? I can arrange it! You're gonna love his tongue, if you pardon my R-rated girl talk. Just something for you to think about, Pretty Lady. Every woman loves a hero.
Monday night I also ate so many tainted strawberries that I was laid up with withdrawal symptoms until Tuesday afternoon. Remember how Obama has been drugging up my food and drink when I go out? Well, he has always also drugs up the food and drink and the grocery store. Beware the tap water, the strawberries, and the bottles of Aquafina I bought. The Aquafina makes me yawn and sometimes gives me a headache.
I spent Tuesday and Wednesday largely watching the news and surfing the internet. That is, in fact, how I spend most days. My job of saving the world relies on my taking in information, digesting it, and spitting it back out again.
Wednesday afternoon, I hung out with my mom. She is such a horrible and confusing woman. She does everything Obama tells her to do from hiding my passport from me to making sure I never have money, but she goes out of her way to pretend she emotionally supports me.
It is like she wants me stuck in Iowa miserable and hating her for the rest of my life just so she can feed and clothe me. At least she never tries to get between me and the news anymore.
Speaking of the news, is it worth it, members of the news media? Is doing your job with excellence by making sure all of America hears every newsworthy story worth disobeying Obama's rules, yet?
I should ask all of you to organize and stand up en masse out of love of me, but I do not want to emotionally manipulate you. I already know how much you love me... all of you from Brian Williams and Wolf Blitzer to Diane Sawyer and Judy Woodruff. But when is the bubble so ridiculous it is finally worth reporting the news all together and all at once?
They will deny me access to your broadcasts if you stand up and report every news story concerning me. They will make sure your broadcasts cannot reach my television by disrupting my cable signal. Obama is so malevolent. He is predictable but malevolent.
I am willing to give up being able to watch all of you whom I love so much, too, if it means we can finally get the truth to all of America. There are so many clueless people. We owe America the truth. I am willing to sacrifice being able to watch you all deliver the news if it means we can get the news to the masses. Something has got to give.
We will have to free up every online, broadcast, and print news service all at once to make sure no one gets arrested nor fined. Please consider this. America and even I will be better served if the entire country can get to the news; even if it means I cannot. I will always have my filtered internet connection for getting the news. I have all of your websites and apps.
Please consider organizing and reporting the news, my wonderful and loving news media. Would you do it for me? Would you do it for America? Would you do it for your own integrity as news reporters? We can set America free of this bubble, but it requires getting the whole truth to the masses.
My beautiful world, you do so much for me. Imagine the world without me, and then do everything you can to impeach Obama to keep me good and beautiful. Here are, again, the five easy things you can do to help.
1.) Organize. Make noise. Protest. Raise some nonviolent hell. Your constant pressure on the government is invaluable. Obama terrorizes people into obeying him because the public is good to me one by one. (If Obama terrorizes you, he is a terrorist.) Iowa in particular needs someone to come in here and organize these people en masse to no longer obey any rules en masse. This is not rebellion; this is civil disobedience, that which civil rights movements are always built on. The rules are proven unconstitutional anyway.
2.) Increase awareness. Make sure there is no one anywhere in the world who does not know who I am, what I do for this world, and how much I suffer. I spend all day every day using my intellect to save the world. Spread the truth around. I am not a schizophrenic. I am not mentally incompetent. I am not a porn star. I have never been a stripper. I am no murderer. This is all just enduring libel Obama spreads about me. My job is saving the world.
3.) Turn in your evidence. Has Obama commanded or even asked you to do ANYTHING concerning me since 2009? We could have gotten this far with his impeachment years ago if we just had all of the evidence in one place sooner. Please help us. If you have witnessed, endured, or suffered through any oppression or human rights violations at the hands of Obama, send Syniva your evidence and witness testimonies. We cannot do this without you. Obama has done a lot through bribery. Did Obama bribe you to throw my hearings at the Polk County District Court? Did Obama bribe you into putting drugs in your food products or bottled drinks or tap water? Please help! You will get a plea deal! The truth will come out anyway; you might as well be on the right side of history. Trust I will get you with the long arm of the law if you do not.
4.) Be good to me. Keep me as safe as possible. Spend time with me. Be a true friend to me not some superficial twat who asks me my name. I live with a target the president of the United States put on my head. I could use some help making it through this without being so persecuted that I am destroyed. Be a hero; do not be a stereotypical Iowan. And definitely keep watching the hacked webcam while I sleep instead of the Obama porn channel. My security system is the only thing that prevents Obama from raping me again. We make progress in the courts when you, the people who love me, challenge the rules. It also makes me feel warm and loved. Please consider it.
5.) Support the people who fight for me if you cannot fight for me yourself. Buy Syniva's art. Feed my protesters. Find Christian a job. Keep Jared safe. Get my rescuers to my side. Do whatever it takes. Take down everyone from DC to Des Moines who is in the way if necessary. Provide everything my rescuers ask for. Try to predict when and if they will need help. Obama is trying to kill them. They need your help constantly.
And, thank you, my beautiful world. Thank you! I would be nothing without you. You give me faith in humanity and love for the world. Imagine the world without me; then impeach Obama in time to save me from his bubble destroying me. Thank you, my beautiful world.
My brave rescuers, we will get this right. How close do you get to me every time you try to reach me? I hate when you get hurt. I hate when you get frustrated. I really hate when you die. Obama is so malevolent. Thank you for seeing so much in me that you believe I am worth this sacrifice. If only I could make things easier for you. I am doing everything I can in here. Thank you for always listening to me. ;)
SynSyn, Iowa plans on torturing me again on 25July. This time, the moment the needle breaks my skin, press charges so huge Iowa breaks and begs for mercy. Tear this state open and get me out. Iowa owes the world so much for trying so hard to destroy me. Make them pay for all the suffering in the world everywhere I could have helped alleviate if I just had enough human rights to do so. That is where all my money will go, after all, to saving and educating the world.
Sweetness, yeah, I saw you took your kids and Amber to Japan with you for the premier of the Lone Ranger there. There is nothing wrong with having friends you do not have sex with hanging around you all the time. I have a friend like that myself. I trust you. You said you want a closed relationship. I trust you.
Wednesday, July 17, 2013
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