What the Hell is Going on Out There?

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Here is my latest blog post. What the hell is going on out there?

Washington, DC, USA. Since Obama got impeached by Congress and then, I might add, pardoned by Biden, he has done nothing but make public appearances. He is desperate to maintain the facade of the remnants of the bubble that got him impeached. After all, he has no other presidential work to do anymore, so why not play celebrity?

The relations between the US and Russia will improve dramatically when I finally have human rights again. Russia and I have a great deal of love and respect for each other. Obama is not president anymore, and he hates Putin. Of course, he canceled their planned meeting. Why would he go if he did not have to anymore?

Speaking of presidents and impeachment... President Boehner, please just let my rescuers through. I do not control my rescuers. They do what they want. And they will impeach you if you get in their way. I am trying very hard to have a working relationship with you, President Boehner. With obstacles firing guns at my rescuers, this is not easy.

Please stop killing my rescuers. Please communicate with them instead, and just let them through. Please use the FBI for good instead of evil. We can still have the ceremonial tearing down of the bubble on 19Aug to free up the presses and freedom of speech in America, but please help my rescuers instead of hindering them.

I do not control my rescuers. They do what they want. But they are very predictable. They will not stop fighting to free me until they reach me. Please help them reach me. I cannot handle any more of them dying, and that will lead directly to your being impeached, anyway, President Boehner. You can only gain a stable and peaceful era as president as well as a stable and peaceful America, if you help my rescuers instead of fire guns at them.

I have no idea what is going on out there. I have no idea who it is trying to kill my rescuers. I know Boehner promised me he would call my rescuers and work with them not against them. If someone would just tell me who the enemy is, I would be able to help more.

My beautiful world, please do two more things for me. Your help so far is the only reason we have been so successful. You work miracles for me, and I still need you.

First of all, please support my rescuers. Make sure they all have beds and food and medicine and weapons and gasoline and generators and showers and etc... Please help them. Please feed them. Please care for them. Please make sure they prevail over whomever it is hell bent on killing them. Please help them until they win.

Secondly, my beautiful world, fill the streets in protest until the bubble comes down. I have no idea what is going on out there. I am waiting for 19Aug for my ceremonial release just like everyone else is. But we need to remind the government we are unhappy if we want them to keep their promises. As long as there are people trying to kill my rescuers, we have not won. Please keep making noise and raising nonviolent hell for me. Thank you.

As for the juicy gossip, what kind of woman do you think I am? Jared and I are just platonic friends. Yes, we cuddle, but we do not even make out any more. I love and adore my husband, and Jared is saving himself for his date with Ke$ha. We are invested in our futures. Please stop the gossip about the two of us. We are just friends.

SynSyn, it is still all libel and slavery for me in here. They have a 24/7 broadcast off of cameras they put in my apartment against my will and without my knowledge! Those monsters! And they still make libel porn supposedly of me. Please make sure the FBI investigate and prosecute everyone involved in both of these crimes. We need justice.

Sweetness, what will it take? If 19Aug comes and goes and I am still not yet in your arms, I promise I will impeach every government official from the president down to the local government who is between us. I have faith in Boehner, but the problems with my rescuers reaching me are giving me my doubts.

Darling, I love and adore you. I promise I will move every planet in this universe and the next if that is what I have to do to kiss you. Thank you for waiting for me.