About Cameras and Hating Me...

I hear some people out there hate me. Since I am not allowed to know what the lies are people tell about me, I have no idea why people I have never met hate me. Please, lovely readers, continue to publicly call out slanderers. There seems to be some sort of polarized view of me because of all these lies. Well, regardless of whatever your opinions are of me, can you conclude that I am a human being? Surely, you cannot argue over whether or not I am a human. And as a human, I deserve my human rights. As human beings, you all deserve your human rights. End the persecution and oppression. Stand up. Organize. And refuse to comply. This is not just about me.

As for cameras, unless you stand up to Obama the Oppressor and insist on acknowledging to my face that I am famous, you do not get to photograph me. If you are going to just go along with being oppressed instead of standing up for yourself, you cannot take my photograph. You will, in fact, only incite my ire if you keep sticking cameras metaphorically (and literally) in my face. End this bullshit, and you will have my permission to follow me around with cameras. Until then, you do not get to act as though I am famous. Stand up for yourselves. Organize. And refuse to comply.

As for people using my image against my will, and I hear that many special effects were applied to pornography and other mischief to defame me, that is illegal for a reason. It not only ruins my Squid brand, but it is also libel and slander. When am I allowed to press charges? Oh, wait, the president does not want charges pressed against him, so I am not allowed my human rights. Obama, you are so transparent. You are so scared of justice that you make me live persecuted. I hear it is catching up with you and catching up with you quickly. I wonder where Russia stores its war criminals... I doubt we would put you in Guantanamo.

Oh, hey, do you all remember when Obama tried moving all of the Guantanamo detainees to a prison run by a friend of his near Chicago? That was near Christmas 2009. However, the Nigerian Christmas plane bomber forced Guantanamo to stay open. I think Obama has seen his future imprisonment coming for a long time.

Yes, I watched the Grammys last night. I was a damn good show. My mom did not know who anyone was but Nora Jones. It was adorable. Thank you all for all of the well-wishing! I am sorry they had to keep bleeping you all out. THERE WERE MUPPETS!

As for the people from the unknown number who keep calling here and hanging up, just leave a message. There is no way to trace the call to you. Just get to the voicemail and speak your mind. You had the skill to get my parents' landline number; now use it. Call in from your unknown and nontracable number and speak your mind. This used to be a free country! Why not act like you want your freedoms back?

As a final tidbit before I go... Aquafina has cleaned up its water, but the HyVee brand of "purified drinking water" that my parents buy in 1 gallon containers and refill at the store still has crap in it. Start fixing your drinking water HyVee. I prefer to support local businesses; stop drugging the public.