Okay, Universe, this lady really needs some sort of worthwhile employment. It would be one thing if I were just bored all day... but being completely useless in society, feeling like I am not allowed to better the world, and not being able to support myself is a whole other issue. I would rather sell my writing, but until my complete and total lack of any privacy (including intellectual) happens to miraculously end, employment in an area where I actually do have some job skills will have to find me. I have been incapable if finding it. Please click the monkey below.