Thursday, January 30, 2014

My Response to Obama's 2014 State of the Union Address

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Here is my latest blog post. This is my response to Obama's latest propaganda speech, his 2014 State of the Union Address. I want the freedom to love Iowa, and I need to hear my husband tell me he loves me.

Central African Republic. Thank the heavens the world listens to me (even if Iowa is too belligerently hateful to ever heed this blog)! Yes, we can fix so many problems in this world if we can just make positive examples of Christians and Muslims doing good work for the world together.

There is no reason for wars between religions. Religions are meant to serve the people by offering help, hope, guidance, community, acceptance, faith, and love. Religions are supposed to give people something better than themselves to believe in. There is no reason for peaceful religions like Islam and Christianity to wage war.

Yes, Muslims and Christians, do good work for people everywhere together. Show off your love. Peace will follow.

Egypt. There are two sides to this debate. First of all, al Sisi obeyed the will of the people and ousted Morsi. He tried to set up a secular government until the elections could happen. And the military cleaned up the human rights violations by fixing the Constitution.

As long as al Sisi is willing to uphold and obey the new Constitution and not become a military dictator, I see nothing wrong with his running for president. He did not oust Morsi then declare himself president; he is going through the election and campaigning process. I think he can be trusted. I wonder who else will run.

Ukraine. If you love yourself, if you love your neighbor, if you love your nation, you rise up, and you make the world a better place. This is an article about a protester in the Ukraine who promises to stay until they have a victory for democracy.

The Ukrainian government listened to me. Thank the heavens they are more open and less oppressive than the FBI there. No problem cannot be fixed by oppressing the people more and killing more innocent people; the Ukrainian government has lifted its anti-protest policy. They have begun listening to their people.

May this be a sign of progress. I pray their talks yield results, less conflict, more government oversight, power to the people, and a better democracy. Thank you for listening to me, Ukrainian government. Now, make your people happy.

Tunisia. The new Constitution in Tunisia is a triumph for freedom of religion and women's rights. What a beautiful democracy! Today's news is world triumph after world triumph.

Women's rights are human rights. Do better than the United States. Do not enslave your women, sexualize us, rape us, sell us, and hate us.

Love your women. Educate your women. Invest in your women. And trust your women to shine.

Women are 51% of our population, my beautiful world. We are a resource. Educate us, so we can help our communities and nations. Why waste us?

Syria. Peace is addictive. On the local level in Syria, government and opposition forces have been creating truces and cease fires. Everyone is war weary.

I pray their leaders can also work out truces and cease fires at the talks in Switzerland, and I pray they sort out the leadership of Syria. No one wants this war anymore.

USA. America should be horrified. This sort of unconstitutional abuse of executive branch power, creating executive orders by going around Congress, is what built the bubble. This raging human rights crisis is nothing but executive orders. Obama, you were impeached for your executive orders! Stop (expletive)ing on America!

Tuesday night's State of the Union Address was delivered by a man impeached from being president already and who should not be creating any policies for America.

Barack Obama was impeached for raping me, selling me, enslaving me, libeling me, sexually harassing me, abusing me, and abusing his office to forbid the entire world from stopping him.

Why would anyone ever allow this (expletive) to create more policy particularly more unconstitutional executive orders? Barack Obama needs to be publicly castrated to save America.

Where is the media on this topic? Do you not have an obligation to tell the truth to America and the world? Have your revenge upon Obama for his abuses of you and your freedoms! Save America by telling the truth!

As for the speech itself, it was just Obama propaganda. He was desperate to make his time in office look like anything but America's worst human rights crisis ever. He wanted to make people love him and approve of him after spending his entire time on office enforcing a suspension of first amendment from the entire nation.

Notice, he did not even touch the debt crisis because he has been overspending by over $1 TRILLION every year just to be able to enforce oppression of all the nation. And he has been oppressing the entire nation, so he can keep raping and enslaving me.



Obama claimed he fixed the economy instead of admitting the normal cycle of the markets were laboring against his failed policies to right the boat. Besides, in so many ways, the economy is worse than when he took office.

More people are on food stamps total and percentage wise than ever before in the history of America. Everyone is underemployed. Income inequality is though the roof. Our allies have crippling sanctions on our exports and imports until I get full human rights, which the White House refuses to fix. And unemployment is still rearing its ugly head.

Obama started the policy of wasting me, and his policies have been wasting America. It has been six years of "Hope and Change," so this economy should be fixed by now. But instead it is worse, and America is also facing its worst human rights crisis ever.

Obama is the waste of an opportunity. After George W. Bush, America would have elected any Democrat who got the nomination. The first African-American president of the United States of America should have been a great man.

Instead, Obama is a failure. Obama is a murderer. Obama is a rapist. Obama is a torturer. Obama is a terrorist. Obama is a tyrant. Obama is a dictator. Obama is a slave owner. Obama is a warmonger.

Obama claims he is a hero for bringing our troops back from Afghanistan, but he has been warmongering on US soil. Obama started the second American civil war by oppressing the entire nation, persecuting me, and forbidding the entire world from fixing it.

The people in the US in the know are hugely disgusted with his time as president, and everyone else is brainwashed through his oppression. People with knowledge of his crimes against humanity have taken up arms to stop him and his followers. It is war out there, and Obama started that war.

I am a slave, and I have done more for America than Obama did as president. I have fought more poverty. I have inspired more technology. I have lead the people more effectively.

And I have actually lead the free world in every way Obama has failed to be a leader of anything but oppression. And I have done it as a slave on $100 a week with no human rights but my freedom of speech.

Obama's 2014 State of the Union Address was a symptom of his second greatest personality flaw, his vanity. Obama is addicted to the spotlight. He is desperate to brainwash America into loving him, so he can stay a celebrity forever. Obama should have stepped down when he was impeached.

Instead, when he saw impeachment coming, he decreed through corrupt executive orders that he would get two more years after being impeached to be the ceremonial head of America and dictatorially create policy illegally in order to "maintain the egg."

He always wanted to be a celebrity, so he bought himself two more years as a dictator to be able to destroy me and make the world hate me. So he can justify his bubble. And it is Obama's bubble enforced through his personal SS, the FBI.

If he can make the world hate me, he can justify enforcing media silence to stay in power by brainwashing the world into loving him. Obama is addicted to the spotlight.

I never asked to be in the spotlight. That is why I am always surprised with the strange topics that I have to address now that the world pours over the minutia of my life. No, I have never had a facelift.

This is me over twelve years ago on my 24th birthday:



This is me today at 36 years old:



I have changed naturally with age; I do not look the same. But Asians, in general, do not age. Have you seen my mother? Have you seen my sisters? I am Asian enough I age like a fine wine, but I am White enough it makes me look like a toy doll.

If you ever saw me live and in person, you would see it is obvious I am all natural. Besides, if ever in my life had enough money to get work done (and I never have), why did I not get a tummy tuck instead?

I have always thought that being in the spotlight would be less petty and childish. But I guess the FBI anti-reality machine is running out of lies it can convince the world of.

Try to concentrate on my good work in the world, and let me worry about my fat and ugly body and face. Okay? There are life or death concerns that need you attention instead.

As for life or death situations in Iowa, there is only one I know of. There is a man convicted of killing a Polk County sheriff's deputy who committed the crime of picking me up and bringing me to a torture facility to be unlawfully imprisoned, drugged, tortured, and persecuted.

Check my blog. My beautiful world declared war on Polk County, the White House, and the FBI. Iowa is a war zone. The Polk County sheriff's deputy died on the battle field after committing a war crime. It was not simple vigilante justice.

I pray the convicted deputy-killer's lawyers read this. Appeal all of the way to the federal courts. The Polk County district courts are proven corrupt and biased, but the federal courts should set him free. It is worth a try. I never leave a soldier behind.

How did it start with me and Polk County? Polk County calling me seriously mentally impaired and mentally incompetent started because they wanted to persecute me. They wanted to chain me to Iowa to be hated and persecuted with no human rights to make the FBI happy. There is no excuse for it.

It started as persecution; read the court transcripts. And it continues to this very day because of how much Polk County hates holy Spanish princess world leaders trying to save the world.

It is criminal obedience to blatant FBI terrorism and persecution of a holy world leader, and never believe Polk County lies that they destroy me in my own best interests.

How dare anyone claim they know better than I do what is in my best interests! What a load of blatant Polk County lies! I am the preeminent world expert on me. I better be consulted before any decisions are made concerning me, especially when the criminal terrorist organization the FBI are involved!

Furthermore, if the FBI wanted me dead, they would have killed me by now. FBI want me to turn evil to justify their bubble and want control of the public. Stop letting the FBI control you.

My beautiful world, the libel of the FBI anti-reality machine is why the locals hate me. If you could just get reality to the masses, you could trust the public to keep me safe. Knowledge of reality makes everyone a lover and believer.

No, I am not an expensive hooker. No, I am not a monster. I am a beatified saint, a royal princess, and an abuse victim who just wants her human rights.

Check your fairy tale encyclopedia. If a village chains a giant to its schoolhouse, the giant will keeping clubbing the village until she gets her freedom. If Iowa would just stop breaking all of their laws, find some vague sense of morality, and let me go, I could stop pressing charges against them for keeping me here just to be able to persecute and destroy me.

I want the freedom to love Iowa.

Iowa could make friends with me for the first time in my entire life if it would just give me my full human rights back, sincerely apologize for their bitter human rights violations, and respect me. But they have to stop being (expletive)holes for that to be possible.

Also, could you please check on Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Beyoncé, Adam Levine, Bruce Springsteen, Oprah, and David Grohl? I am worried I have done something to offend them or that the libel got to them. I am feeling some hatred coming from them, and I am wondering how to make things right between us.

I do not like being hated. Please ask them what I did and how I can fix it. They are just so supportive of that jack(expletive) Barack Obama who was impeached for raping me. Please do not leave anyone behind wallowing in Obama's web of lies, abuse, corruption, and deceit. Please tell me how to make them love me again.

Finally, my beautiful world, the FBI wanted me dead, they would have killed me by now. But they only have reasons to keep me alive. They fear my death. It would make me even more powerful over them.

It would make me a beloved martyr, and the FBI would never recover from the generations of backlash. I am too pure, good, and beloved to murder. Please do not obey the FBI, so I can stay my natural, beautiful self.

The FBI want to destroy me and turn me evil. They are laboring to force me to hate the world, so they can justify their bubble. They plan on persecuting me until I hate the world, and the world turns on me. So they, the FBI, can look like heroes for committing human rights violations against me.

Why else all the libel? They would not fear my death if the world did not love and adore me. Love me more, my beautiful world. And educate more people everywhere to love me, so the FBI can never kill me.

Look at Iowa. The FBI have such absolute control over Iowa making them carry out FBI orders to destroy me because Iowa hates me. Iowa believes the libel. If Iowa loved me, I would be immune from harm from Iowa.

The FBI are also playing a control game. They want tyrannical control of the public. Stop letting the FBI control you, my beautiful world. Do not do anything the FBI wants because they threaten me. Instead, make me safe from them and all the harm they wish on me.

Otherwise, the FBI will control you all into destroying me for them. You will make me hate you and all the world because you follow FBI orders, and the FBI will have succeeded at destroying me, making me hate the world, turning the world against me, and justifying their bubble.

Do not play the FBI's game, my beautiful world. Cut through all of their anti-reality mind games by just keeping me safe from them and all the harm they want for me. Fight the FBI. Never obey them.

My brave rescuers, Iowa still believes the FBI anti-reality machine and claims you are all in my head. Let that motivate you. You are real. You are angry. You are talented. And you love me.

My brave rescuers, do you have everything you need? Do you have food? Medicine? Heaters? Gasoline? Whatever you need, just ask my beautiful world to provide. I am constantly worried about you.

Did you find a president we can keep yet, my brave rescuers? Just keep impeaching them for murdering you, disobeying Supreme Court rulings, and persecuting me until we find a president willing to end the bubble.

I understand the rotating door on the Oval Office is the only thing allowing the impeached Barack Obama to keep creating policies, but it is still an important part of the fight. We need to find a president who loves America enough to end this immediately. Thank you, my brave rescuers.

Speaking of court action, SynSyn, keep your stiletto boot on the throat of Polk County until they overturn ALL of their persecution rulings concerning me past and present. Make them feel nothing but pain, pressure, and anguish until this criminal adult guardianship has gone the way of the dodo.

My finances are also a concern. My beloved BFF, arrest Mark R. Gray for embezzlement; talk to Kelly Yeggy about evidence. And arrest Evil Lynn Boeset for aiding and abetting the embezzlement and criminally mismanaging my finances.

The evil Mark R. Gray who serves the FBI not me took over $27,000 in attorney's fees from my personal finances last year for telling the probate court in EVERY hearing I am schizophrenic who does not deserve any human rights including no control of my personal finances. The court transcripts of every probate court hearing concerning me will bear this out, so subpoena them.

My mental health patient advocate for Polk County Kelly Yeggy whose card I already sent you sits on a treasure trove of evidence that Mark R. Gray actively persecutes me because he has a personal vendetta against me. He is a hater of my holiness... Just like Lynn Boeset who jumps on every chance she can get to torture, rape, unlawfully imprison, bankrupt, and starve me.

Finally, SynSyn, remember this? This is an issue finally. Click here to read the entire previous blog post...

SynSyn, once Social Security finally acknowledges I have absolutely no mental disability, which the FBI promises will be immediate, I will no longer have FBI-approved income inside the bubble... not that they ever approved of my having an income in the first place.

The FBI will make it impossible for me to have a job. For details on this, speak to Wizz and Mike at Amante in San Francisco. They were taken aside in 2009 and told by the FBI not to hire me as a bartender. They explained it to me as, "No one wants to see behind the bar."

They had a point, though. There are very few jobs that can be done with absolutely no privacy. I have a camera in my head and a mic in my ear (that also broadcasts Sampo).

All of my work experience, except since 2009 when I started saving the world as a job, is in academic publishing. The circles of academic assessment operate under strict confidence.

My mother once recommended I become an actuary. There is simply no job I can do with no privacy. And the FBI will take everyone aside and tell them not to hire me, anyway.

So, my darling, heroic BFF, can you please ask the courts to put my finances under my control finally once I am deemed mentally fit? Polk County promised to stop lying about my having some sort of debilitating mental illness in order to give me my right to physical safety and right to life free of torture back to me. It will be my only money to live on.

Technically, SynSyn, I just need enough money to reach you, my rescuers, or Sweetness. Any and all of you will take care of me in a way fully disobedient to FBI persecution of me and ferry me out of this country that oppresses everyone just to be able to persecute me.

There is no way for me to know how much money that will take, and unless I make it out of the country, I will never be able to get the spy equipment safely removed from my head. If it were safe in the US, my surgeon would have shown up in bubble-noncompliant Iowa by now.

I need my right not to be slave invoked, SynSyn. And in order for me not to be a slave by cameras and mics in my head or by cameras placed in my living quarters against my will, I need to leave federal-government controlled or even influenced lands.

For that, I need you, Sweetness, or my rescuers. For that, I need enough money to reach you. And for that money, I need the courts to mandate I get control of my finances, finally. Of course, Synny, that means I need paperwork in hand of the court order, or I need you to put your foot down on Wells Fargo for me.

I trust you, Syniva, to take care of it all. There is absolutely no one else I would trust with my future except for Sweetness. But he has been remarkably less successful than you have been... Or has he?


Sweetness, how long before you show up on talk shows promoting Transcendence? I would like to see your face and hear you in all your complicated ways tell me you love me. I tell you I love you in every blog post and in every love letter. It is so much harder for me to hear it from you.

Beloved, I sent you your early Valentine's Day gift today, Thursday, 30Jan2014. I did not sleep in them first like I wanted to. I just do not have the privacy for wearing sexy lingerie. The FBI anti-reality machine would have my image plastered over every porn site in the Western Hemisphere if I did.

Darling, it is strange. In so many ways despite how hard I try to heal myself, I am still a rape victim right now instead of a sexual creature. I know I need you to heal me.

I also never feel love from anyone in Iowa. My own mother chooses to be an FBI stooge than a mother to me. Jared tries so hard to be a platonic BFF replacement for me but has no concept of how much I suffer all day every day. And I am constantly surrounded by a hating public. I need you to teach me what being loved feels like again.

Sweetness, can you imagine a life where you never feel love? That has been my life every day in Iowa. When was the last time someone made me feel loved?

Daniel S. Buxton's raging crush on me in the UK, my inmates Katie Louis Madden and Andrew James Jones taking me out on the town in Liverpool, my little sister hoping she could open a rescue window for me in the Twin Cities, and a year ago when I actually made it to California where the Los Angeles public told me they love me are the last times I felt love. There is no love for me in Iowa.

Beloved, I live in the eye of a hurricane of love. All the world loves me except for the people permitted to be around me. Is there any way to educate the Iowan masses completely? Every day here destroys me a little more. Iowa is teaching me to hate.

Monday, January 27, 2014

Correcting Machiavelli

Correcting Machiavelli

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Here is my latest blog post. I do not care what people say about the cost of living in Des Moines being more affordable than anywhere else in America. It is easier to live on $2400 a month in SF than $100 a week in Des Moines. I have no quality of life here. And there are a lot of reasons most people hate living in this hellhole.

Pakistan. I am a firm believer in the separation of politics and religion. The Hindu religion is not an enemy to anyone. Similarly, there is nothing to say Christians must be enemies of Muslims, and who the hell needs to attack a Buddhist monk for any reason?

Could you imaging the Holy War mess the world would be in if the Protestant faith in America ran the government? Think of the rampant oppression and persecution! Instead, we have an America where we have to do is take the "under God" out of the Pledge of Allegiance to instill patriotism in our youth again... Yet, I suppose, no one has done that yet.

Think of the peace we could bring to the world if we could separate politics and religion. I am not John Lennon. I am not saying imagine a world with no religions. I am saying love all religions, and keep them separate from governance.

Egypt. In foreign countries, journalists face down threats all day every day just to get he story out. Journalism bravery is driven by the needs of the world to know the truth about itself. Journalism excellence is driven by bravery, passion, and expertise.

Yet, in America, no one is brave enough to report the truth about me. The terrorism of the FBI is thereby proven to be more oppressive than in any other nation in the world. You can still get the truth out of North Korea, but Brian Williams cannot look a camera in the face and say, "Squid, we love you."

I cannot wait for the day the FBI must cower before the presses. Karma. Years of silencing the media will kick the FBI in the (expletive) once their reign of terror is ended. Come on, America, do you not want to be free?

China. Government corruption is a scandal in China right now. Not in a small part due to the diligence of their news media. So, people are protesting the government and getting arrested for inciting unrest.

China, your human rights violations are still not as bad as those in America right now. And it seems to me that just drumming the corruption out of your government is a better solution than silencing members of the public unhappy with the corruption.

China, corruption is a disgrace to your esteemed nation. Everything functions better without it. If you would just clean house, you could avoid public disgust with the shameful corruption. These are people who expect China to live up to the best expectations of what a government can be. Why disappoint them for having pride on their nation?

Switzerland. Syrian peace talks are making progress. They have already made more progress than the cynics thought possible. Please let this be a sign of the good resolutions that are still to come. Peace is always an option. But both sides have to want it. I guess I do have a little John Lennon in me after all.

Ukraine. The Ukrainian protests are spreading. I have already said this; dissent cannot be ended by oppressing the people more and killing more innocent people. That just makes the people louder.

According the Machiavelli, there are only two ways to rule a people. There is rule by fear, and there is rule by love. In the time era of democracy instead of divine right, the most effective way to rule a population is by love. You need the blessing of the people to stay in power.

My beautiful world, that is your cue. Please raise some nonviolent hell for me right in the face of the FBI. There is no reason to be violent, but make your voices heard. No, the FBI do not have your permission to terrorize all of America into persecuting me. It is when there is finally a protest in Des Moines that I will understand how much the world loves me.

People in Des Moines are finally recognizing me and choosing to talk to me. But after they recognize me, they go about intentionally damaging me by obeying the FBI to my face.

They start with the most offensive questions from "What is your name?" to "What do you do?" Des Moines is full of such (expletive)ing jack(expletive)es. It is like they cannot wait to get in my face and insult me.

Des Moines, you must NEVER obey the FBI around me. Get that through your fat ugly heads! Do you want to be my friend, or do you want to be my enemy? All you have ever done is damage me.

To read this entire blog post, please click here. The fastest way to offend me is to not acknowledge common knowledge truths about me. Never pretend you do not know the following fifteen points, and you go a long way to becoming my friend when you speak to me.

1.) My princess name is Tanya Hedelisa Albon Depp de Varilek. Never ask me my name. I am tempted to slap people after they ask me my name. It makes me scream and yell for the offender to leave me alone and cease damaging me. It hurts my soul when I am asked my name, so just never do it. I am arguably the single most famous person in the world right now, so there is no excuse for going out of your way to insult me. Just do not do it.
2.) Saving the world is my job. I do this largely by problem solving, by exercising my freedom of speech, and through what little diplomacy I can get away with considering I have only one even basic human right (freedom of speech). Iowa has a tendency to treat me like an expensive stripper. I do not appreciate this. Never treat me like do anything but save the world all day every day. It is thankless, but that does not mean you get to insult me.
3.) I am a slave. The FBI put a camera in my eyeball and a microphone in my ear and broadcast me to the entire world online. I have no right to privacy even in the shower or changing my clothes. None of this is my choice, and when you ignore it instead of saying it is a crime and fighting to end it, you tell the FBI it is permissible to you to do this to any person anywhere.
4.) I am a rape victim. The FBI rape me every chance they get. I sleep with a hacked webcam watching me to keep the FBI's hands off me in the night. It is the only deterrent other than a bodyguard that has ever kept me safe from the FBI.
5.) I am not a sexual object nor a prostitute; I am a princess and a beatified saint of the Catholic Church. The FBI have been creating libel porn of me since 2009 and broadcasting it on the internet falsely claiming it is me to make the world disrespect me, make the world accept they rape me, and prevent me from doing my job saving the world. They would not have to spend taxpayer money creating libel pornography if they did not begin broadcasting my pristine life in the first place, but the FBI are evil. And there seems to be nothing to kick them into line.
6.) I do not live in Iowa by choice. Iowa is not my home. I am alien here. I do not blend in. And only rarely are people ever nice to me here. It is particularly because the public is guaranteed to be cruel to an outsider like me that the FBI chose to imprison me here against my will. I was born and mostly raised in Duluth, MN. I did go to Ankeny High School in the Des Moines area in the early 90s, but that was very traumatizing. I moved out of Iowa when I was 17 years old and thought I would never return.
7.)I live in Iowa because the FBI could corrupt the local government to make me suffer as much as possible here. Polk County probate court broke the law in 2010 when I was not even under their jurisdiction under orders from the FBI to take control of my finances to make me live against my will among the public in Iowa that hates me. Polk County breaking the law is the only reason I am here, and I get to leave once the charges I press against them finally break them of their unrelenting crimes.
8.) I am a billionaire. My money came from lawsuits. I sue everybody who commits a crime against me, and because of the public choosing to obey the FBI and persecute me instead of obeying any laws, there have been many. Unfortunately, because the probate court of Polk County took control of my finances illegally while I was not even under their jurisdiction, I live on an allowance of $100 a week. So, be gentle with me in public. Feel free to buy me a drink. I love intelligent conversation. Just never pretend any of these fifteen things are not true.
9.) I am powerful and benevolent. I command the power of powerlessness. I am a nearly unbelievably pristinely good woman who suffers gravely without even basic human rights in plain sight of the entire world. When I scream for help on the forum the FBI gave me to enslave me, the entire world reacts. I use my forum every chance I get to solve major world problems, to spread peace and love, and to serve humanity as a whole, but sometimes I need to scream for help. This beautiful world loves me, and they do everything possible to help. That is why so much of the world has declared war on the White House, the FBI, and Polk County, Iowa... to save me from them.
10.) I have absolutely no debilitating mental illness. This is a common lie about me used by the FBI to keep me in Iowa against my will. Because the locals do not want to acknowledge the reality of my life to my face, they claim this is all delusions to make the FBI happy. It was even ruled by the Supreme Court of the United States of America that I have no mental illness nor disability, but that is not convenient to the FBI's agenda against me. So, Polk County ignores all of the Supreme Court and federal court rulings concerning me and just keeps persecuting. I do have some PTSD from being persecuted, raped, and lied to for so long, but it is not debilitating.
11.) Johnny Depp and I call each other husband and wife; even though, technically, we are not married yet. He is dedicated to marrying me, and I am dedicated to marrying him, though. So, it is your choice if you flirt with me, but never be crass or rude. I am taken.
12.) The Mr. Johnny Depp would be with me if he could. Stop spewing bullshit like, "If you're married, where is your husband?" The FBI would rather murder Johnny than allow him close enough to even kiss me and have mobilized armed forces with the sole purpose of keeping my husband away from me. All of the problems in my life would be solved if I could just be with my husband, so the FBI murder every person who tries to bring him to me.
13.) There is a civil war in the United States right now between forces trying to rescue me from this miserable existence and the FBI who are dedicated to persecuting me. The Supreme Court ruled that I have right to peaceably assemble with my husband, friends, and rescuers, and the FBI have been convicted of their mass murder. But the war still rages on. There seems to be nothing to make the FBI obey the law or the courts in the US.
14.) My only known enemies are the FBI, the White House, and Polk County, Iowa. They are the only entities enforcing the persecution of me, my forced distance from my loving husband, my rape, my slavery, my libel, my unlawful imprisonment in Iowa away from anyone who would keep me safe, etc. I have a job saving the world, a job no one can do but me, and the FBI, the White House, and Polk County, Iowa are dedicated to destroying me instead of allowing me to serve the world.
15.) I am surrounded by the population of Iowa all day every day who would rather persecute me to serve the FBI than save me. And Iowa would be capable of saving me, if they could just be convinced they are in the wrong by not doing so.


San Francisco was nothing like Des Moines. I moved to San Francisco in 1999, and lived there in love with the sweet people until 2009. I took a few hiatuses to Baltimore, Monterrey, Chicago, and the Twin Cities in there. But when the human rights crisis hit me in 2009, I knew the safest place for me would be at home in North Beach, the Italian neighborhood of San Francisco.

There is a sense of community in North Beach. Everyone knows everyone. Everyone communicates with everyone. And everyone cares for everyone. They are my support system. I have no support system in Des Moines.

I have a mother who obeys everything the FBI tells her to do, and I have a couple friends struggling to keep up. There is no one I can lean on like my husband or Syniva. But in San Francisco, I had an entire neighborhood willing to share my load with me.

I miss my home.

Des Moines, Iowa, and Polk County are rampant with corruption, hate crimes, and persecution. I fight it as best I can, and I know my support system which is refused entry to Des Moines does most of the heavy lifting.

Syn, it is libel cut and dried to claim I am "mentally incompetent," "mentally disabled," or "seriously mentally impaired." Please take care of those details for me.

It is also libel to claim I have a mental illness. Yes, I do have nightmares of being injected, imprisoned in psych wards, and raped, but I only have those nightmares when tortured with injections. That solitary, non-chronic symptom is not enough to diagnose me with PTSD.

I have no flashbacks. I have no violence. I have no paranoia. I only have nightmares and only have those nightmares under certain extreme circumstances. As long as I am not tortured, I do not have the solitary symptom of mental illness. That is not enough to diagnose me with PTSD. I have no mental illness.

As long as the courts are willing to acknowledge it is illegal to call me mentally incompetent, mentally impaired, and mentally disabled, I understand my being called mentally scarred.

But I am mentally scarred from being called mentally ill. To allow Polk County or anyone for that matter to call me mentally ill is to justify their torturing me, raping me, unlawfully imprisoning me, stealing my human rights from me, and persecuting me.

I do not have enough symptoms to have a mental illness; I am just scarred from being treated like I have a mental illness for so long. It is just nightmares, and they are not chronic.

My brand which is the only reason I am capable to do the good work I do in the world is of a strong, healthy, genius mind. To call me anything else is to libel me and endanger the good word I do all day every day.

Please ask the courts to be good to me, Syniva, and take away everyone's ability to libel me with mental illness. All such claims have ever done is damage me. And the world needs to do more instead to keep me safe. Thank you, Synny!

I already know how the FBI anti-reality (expletive)holes will twist up what I just said. They will claim the literal torture never damaged me, so they should be let off the hook for torturing me. What a load of bull(expletive).

I am permanently damaged by all of the torture I have endured since 2009, and yes, systemic rape counts as a form of torture. They INJECT me with a paralytic and sedative, so I sleep through being raped. And I wake up traumatized.

Also, there are the antipsychotics. There is nothing worse they have put in my body from the LSD to the arsenic than the antipsychotics. The INJECTIONS of antipsychotics are literal torture. They not only make me scream (worse than a horror film) in agony while I am being injected.

The antipsychotics make me hate. I am a creature of love. I need to be able to love the world to do my job serving the world with my genius. But the the antipsychotics not only take my genius away from me; they take my genius away from the world. I cannot function as a thinker when I am literally tortured with antipsychotics. They make me hate the world.

The torture injections cause me physical damage and have permanently mentally scarred me. Every time I get a torture injection, I have nightmares of being chased down in a psych ward, thrown to the ground, filled with needles, and raped. My trauma is real; even if, it has not given me a mental illness.

It is possible to be permanently traumatized without having a mental illness. It happens to people all the time. I have no mental illness. But the torture is real and has caused me real, permanent damage. I have to live the whole rest of my life as a victim of torture by rape and injection. Syn, make sure you flatten Polk County for this.

Remember this, my beautiful world? SynSyn, press persecution charges against all of people in Iowa fighting and filing lawsuits to make Iowa FBI persecution-obedient again. Remember how Iowa got out of a major lawsuit by declaring itself bubble noncompliant?

Prepare to reopen the lawsuit we already won against Iowa but dropped if Iowa decides to no longer be bubble noncompliant. No use panicking the locals yet, though. They only have to pay us if they declare themselves FBI persecution obedient again.

So many hateful, vile Iowans are fighting to undo the triumph for human rights, and we need to press criminal and civil persecution charges against the ones fighting to make Iowa FBI persecution obedient again.

Make it hurt. Iowa does not have the right to take any human rights away from me nor from any of its other citizens and taking action to do so is criminal. Also, prepare to reopen the lawsuit against Iowa that we won and dropped if Iowa decides to no longer be bubble noncompliant.
Click here to read the entire previous blog post.

Syn, this action to punish Iowa for persecuting me has never been more important. Thank you for always taking care of me. Polk County needs to be forced to obey federal and Supreme Court rulings. Never take your stiletto boot off the neck of Polk County until I have my human rights back from them. My ability to do good in the world is at stake here.

Also, my beautiful world, you were so worried about me, I got a live-in bodyguard. Threats on my life are always empty. The military has a special cell in Guantanamo waiting for anyone who kills me; even if, it is just an Iowan with a needle. But I know I need protection from being raped.

My new bodyguard is so effective keeping the FBI out of my apartment that the FBI anti-reality machine is already cranking out lies that my darling bodyguard is a household threat to me. Never believe the lies.

Do you remember how I have a sixth sense for sniffing out clandestine operatives sent in to help me? Well, my bodyguard is a local, but he is a definite ally in the fight. No, he is not a lapdog, but he is a guard dog. And I am very grateful for him.

The FBI are just so mortified of not being able to rape me anymore that they are libeling him calling him a danger to me. Never believe FBI lies. And, yes, my darling bodyguard also acknowledges all fifteen points without fail.

The only downfall is he has no car. So, he cannot take me to my rescuers. The Squid Prize is still out there, though, for anyone who safely and successfully gets me to my rescuers' safe and loving arms.

Speaking of lovers and believers, is there someone in Iowa in trouble for trying to protect me? Iowa, you need to take a cue from the advice I just gave China. If you just drum the corruption out of your government, no one will have to get a little vigilante around here to make sure justice is done.

Just do not break the law in the first place, Polk County, and people who love me will not have to break your legs. YOU are the problem, Polk County. You are so corrupt and evil that you are driving good people to take matters into their own hands.

The fault is yours Polk County for persecuting me with your hate crimes. You have no grounds as an institution of hate to judge or condemn a man for love. Clean house, Polk County, and just do not commit the crime in the first place. If your proven corrupt courts condemn a man for acting blindly out of love, I pray he appeals it all of the way into federal courts, so actual justice can be seen.

My brave rescuers, you started out a little vigilante, and the courts supported your right to be with me. I have faith you can guide my lover and believer who is facing the gallows in Des Moines with sound legal council.

Also, thank you for taking care of all the things I talk to you about. My brave rescuers, I have faith you financially care for widows, children, and survivors of your fallen. I have faith you will keep impeaching presidents until we find one willing to end this mess. And I have faith you tell my beautiful world everything you need to reach me.

We can do this, my brave rescuers. It may not end due to your military success, but you are an important part of the team kicking sorry FBI (expletive) right now. Thank you for everything you do for me. I only wish I could do more for you.

Synny, I would be nothing without you. You are my team quarterback. Our friendship has given the world a lesson in platonic love. So much depends on you, and you never let me down. Thank you.

SynSyn, Lynn Boeset hates me. She already tried to put me in prison on false charges. Make sure she rots in prison for taking part in the conspiracy to keep me in Iowa against my will, away from my husband and rescuers, tortured and raped, and on $100 a week to guarantee I have no quality of life.

Also, SynSyn, I hear the president has been pardoning the convicted FBI conspirators. This was to be expected. They are the masterminds of the single worst human rights crisis America has ever endured; this bubble of crime and corruption is their creation. Please make sure the civil charges disable them.

Finally, my BFF, we need to do something about all of the libel porn. I am lead to believe it is why the locals hate me and treat me like an expensive prostitute. Please press full criminal and civil charges against everybody in the porn, producing the porn, and broadcasting the porn. They cannot be that hard to find. The libel is everywhere.

Sweetness, thank you for never believing the porn. So much of this fight for my human rights has rested on your shoulders since 2009. I want you to know I have never taken you for granted. Why do you think I get so terrified every time I fear you are leaving me?

You are my beginning and my end, the stars in my eyes, my reason for knowing love, and my reason for walking up every day and doing good in the world. I know nothing of happiness that does not stem from knowing you love me. I cannot wait to touch you the ways the flowers kiss the rain.

Sweetness, you left Amber. Thank you. I love and adore you. I hate taking things or people away from you that make you happy, but you and Amber got out of hand. Thank you for saving our marriage by leaving her. Thank you for loving me even when I get selfish, jealous, and cry all day. What do we do now, so you do not get so lonely?

P.S. Remember your Machiavelli? I rule by love. The FBI and White House rule by fear. Which one of us has the blessing of the people? Give the FBI that lesson.

Friday, January 24, 2014

Why Wait?

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Here is my latest blog post. The question is not "Why end it now?" The question is "Why would you ever wait to end this?"

Russia. Come on, my beautiful world, you do not hate the Olympics. I understand that there are some people in this world unhappy with Russia. But the Olympics? How can you have a problem with a peaceful world display of athleticism?

The Olympics is not just for the rich. The Olympics is not just for the elite. The Olympics are for all the world. It is supposed to be an atmosphere of peace where the whole world can meet independent of politics and just play games together. If I could, I would go.

Switzerland. The talks are moving along and becoming more direct. The opposition actually had direct talks with the regime the other day. Diplomacy can move mountains if people just invest in it.

I agree Assad has to be relieved of power. This is what his governance looks like. This is how much the people listen to him. The question is, why would he ever want to keep running Syria? What is he getting out of running a country that hates him in a world where he has no legitimacy?

Offer Assad a soft place to land if he is willing to just step down. But if he will not go, put him on trial for war crimes. He has no way to stay in power no matter what happens, anyway. Give him an option with dignity.

South Sudan. Again, diplomacy is triumphant. We need to flood South Sudan, now, with humanitarian aid, so they fall in love with being at peace. There is so much suffering in South Sudan. If we can make them prosper in peace time, they will never want war again.

USA. This was the recent damage control by the president impeached for raping me. His hypocrisy makes my skin crawl. Obama is taking advantage of the fear-maintained media silence on all his crimes to flood the media with any drivel he wants to cover his own (expletive). How can anyone tolerate his slimy face talking about America's sisters and daughters when everyone knows he raped me?

I hear the FBI are still threatening my life. The FBI are not a threat to kill me. They are a threat to rape me. That is why I need my husband and bodyguards ASAP.

Look, you (expletive)ing pansies. The FBI are only threatening my life to gain control over me and control over all of you. In reality (not in the FBI's land of lies), they fear my death.

If I die, no matter how I die (and we all know it will be of old age when I am 137), the FBI get blamed. Think of the retribution they will face for killing me; even if, I am just done in by an Iowan with a needle.

Furthermore, if I die, they lose the ability to control the public by threatening my life.

You will be free to do anything you want, rebel against the FBI in any form you choose, and say anything you want to everyone you want. America is set free of FBI oppression if I die. The media will finally be free to report all of the FBI's crimes if I die. There is no way for the FBI to control anybody with irrational fears of my death if I just keeled over right now.

So, my beautiful world, stop being pansies. STOP OBEYING THE FBI, and learn to keep me safe from them and America free from them instead of obeying their persecution and oppression! Never obey a terrorist, especially the criminal terrorist organization known as the FBI.

They are terrorizing you. Why give them that power? It is just lies to control you. Fight them. Don't obey them. Stop being such a pansy!

Why do we live in a world where threats on my life are acceptable? Why do we allow people who threaten my life to have power over anything? How dare you not hold the FBI accountable for threatening me! And why not choose to keep me safe from the FBI instead of harming me because they order it?

While I am on my soap box, why are you waiting to take this bubble down? No one is gaining anything from this bubble except for the FBI who are getting away with murder, terrorism, and social oppression with no one willing to stop them. Congress, where are you?

I can give you ten solid reasons why this bubble needs to come down immediately... Click here to read the entire previous blog post.

Ten Reasons "Why Now!"
1.) Polk Co is still threatening to institutionalize and rape me until I kill myself if I do not submit to literal torture. The local government would rather pay me $5 billion than give me human rights. I live under a constant threat of being locked up and tortured with injections and rape. I am the whipping post of Polk County, and they keep committing hate crime after hate crime against me no matter how many federal courts mandate otherwise. With Polk County free to torture and rape me, how dare you ask me, "Why now?" GIVE ME MY HUSBAND to carry me out of evil Polk Count! Then you can talk about taking all the time you want in the world.
2.) I am still a slave. I am ready to poke my eyes out and cut off my nose and ears to get my right to privacy back, but that would not get the cameras removed from my apartment and mother's house. I need to be set free of this torment. Ask David Sedaris or Joss Whedon if they could keep it together if there were cameras in their eyeballs, homes, and bathrooms broadcasting their every movement and action unedited 24/7. Could they write? Could they do their jobs? Could they function as humans at all? You are lucky I am as strong as I am for living through it for so long, but this torment has to end. GIVE ME PRIVATE TIME WITH MY OWN HUSBAND!
3.) The FBI are still threatening me. It is true they are no real threat to my life, but they rape me every chance they get. I sleep every night not knowing if they will cut off my hacked webcam and rape me like they have in the past. That is why the music plays all night, so I can sleep secure the internet is still connected. But I still live every moment of every day and night under threat of being raped by the FBI. I need bodyguards now and for the rest of my life. And who are my bodyguards? They are my husband and my rescuers! GIVE ME MY HUSBAND TO KEEP ME SAFE!
4.) I go all day every day surrounded by hate and lies from the public. I only have Jared willing to acknowledge reality to my face, and he only barely has his mind around how much I suffer if any concept at all. I deal with hate all day every day because my beautiful world is forbidden from sending me friends, and no one in Iowa but Jared does anything but hate me. If they did not hate me, they would disobey every FBI rule. Iowa is supposed to be bubble noncompliant. But Iowa hates me too much. I should have a right to be surrounded by people who love me instead of Iowa who hates me. GIVE ME MY HUSBAND WHO LOVES ME!
5.) All of America is oppressed just so the FBI can keep persecuting me. Iowans still have speakers in all of their heads that come alive every time the FBI want to give them all fuel for hating me. There is no freedom of speech anywhere in the media. There is no freedom of the press to speak the FBI's crimes against me to the public. And my friends do not have the freedom to assemble peaceably with me. Yes, the Supreme Court ruled I have a right to be with my loved ones, but the FBI keep murdering them before they can reach me. GIVE ME MY HUSBAND WITH ALL HIS RIGHTS!
6.) My rescuers keep dying. The FBI are committing genocidal mass murder of my lovers and believers. They have a Supreme Court upheld right to be with me, but the FBI would rather kill them than allow me to feel any love and safety in my life. My loving husband risks his life every day and night trying to reach me. GIVE ME MY HUSBAND SAFE AND ALIVE!
7.) I am at risk of losing my husband if we cannot be together sooner rather than later. If it is not the risk of the FBI murdering him just to be able to destroy me, it is the risk of his girlfriend stealing him away from me. He has assured me I have nothing to fear from his girlfriend; he loves me too much. But I still have to worry about the FBI. My husband is my hero, my king, and my reason for living. He is the only reason I can crawl out of bed every day and do my job serving the world. My husband is the only thing that can heal me after these long years of every abuse imaginable. GIVE ME MY HUSBAND, SO I CAN FINALLY FEEL HAPPINESS!
8.) I need a chance to heal. These long years since 2009 have had a seriously damaging toll on me. No one can be raped as many times as I have without needing time with her own loving husband to heal. I need to learn what privacy feels like again. I need to relearn what it feels like to feel love from another person. I have no idea anymore what physical safety feels like. I need to heal. Do you see how much I sleep? At first I thought it was because of how dehydrated I am from the poisoned water supply, but I was wrong. I sleep so much because my body is trying to heal. But I wake up every day, and the suffering just continues. GIVE ME MY HUSBAND, SO I CAN HEAL!
9.) I live on $100 a week. I am lucky if I get one whole meal a day. No one can have any quality of life on $100 a week. No matter how far I try to stretch it, I am always hungry and never able to enjoy myself. GIVE ME MY HUSBAND, SO I CAN HAVE AT LEAST A MARGINAL QUALITY OF LIFE FINALLY!
10.) The world needs me. I consider every day going on strike from doing my job until I get a chance to heal. The world deserves me at my very best. There are crises I cannot fix with a news article and an internet connection. GIVE ME MY HUSBAND, SO WE CAN SERVE THE WORLD!


There are so many reasons for this bubble to end now, but can you offer any reasons to let the unjustifiable bubble of ruin, rape, and murder continue? It is nothing but the worst human rights crisis the US government has ever faced or manufactured. Just end it already.

I heard recently that the Supreme Court is currently debating whether or not to overturn the media blackout on speaking about me or reporting about me. That is the tipping point we need.

If we could just hold the FBI accountable to the public, their unconstitutional reign of terrorism would end forever. We need a national debate about this human rights crisis, and I know we can count on the Supreme Court to stand up for human rights.

If this is not the case with the Supreme Court, please make sure a claim reaches them ASAP. It is cut and dried that the the media blackout and controls on what people are allowed to say to my face are a violations of 1st amendment rights to freedom of speech and freedom of the press.

America is suffering under unspoken oppression without these rights, and we need America set free to speak its mind. Can you believe there are people who do not know who I am? Can you believe there are people who believe the FBI lies about me? Can you believe there are people who do not know how much I unrelentingly suffer 24/7 in plain view of the world?

My beautiful world, we have a doughnut problem. You all out there in the world live in reality. I, in here alone, live in reality. But Iowa and all of the people around me live in an FBI-fabricated fantasy land.

They say to my face that believing rescuers die trying to reach me is just in my head. How dare anyone deny the suffering of my rescuers? Or deny the glorious love of the world that makes them sacrifice themselves every day and every night?

My brave rescuers, impeach the current president for defying Supreme Court rulings, for murdering you, and for persecuting me. And every day you go forth in the world and die, impeach the current president.

Keep impeaching presidents, my brave rescuers, until we get one willing to uphold the Constitution, obey the courts, and give us all back our full human rights. Offer them all a chance to negotiate when they get sworn in and demand a good faith act before any negotiations can happen. Go team!

The stink will never come off Des Moines. All I need is a ride from here to Kansas City and maybe two nights in a hotel room waiting for my rescuers, but absolutely no one in Des Moines is willing to lift a finger to help set America free, protect me from the FBI, or prevent my rescuers from dying.

I even offered the Squid Prize of $250 million and a life of favors from me to whomever carried me safely and successfully to my rescuers, but still Iowa hates me so much they are unwilling to help.

Iowans are plagued with narcissism. They believe they suffer because I sued them for my human rights, and they believe they do no wrong raping me, starving me, torturing me, libeling me, abusing me, harassing me, imprisoning me, and ignoring how much I suffer to my face.

They claim they do not own me just compensation for their hate crimes against me, and they believe they are more important than I am to the world. You see, if I mattered as much to the world as an Iowan, I would have as many human rights as they do.

They are egotistically proud of something they call, "Iowa nice," and fictitious morals and values they claim they have as Midwesterners when in all reality there are no more cruel and morally bankrupt people anywhere in the world than Iowa.

SynSyn, press persecution charges against all of people in Iowa fighting and filing lawsuits to make Iowa FBI persecution-obedient again. Remember how Iowa got out of a major lawsuit by declaring itself bubble noncompliant?

Prepare to reopen the lawsuit we already won against Iowa but dropped if Iowa decides to no longer be bubble noncompliant. No use panicking the locals yet, though. They only have to pay us if they declare themselves FBI persecution obedient again.

So many hateful, vile Iowans are fighting to undo the triumph for human rights, and we need to press criminal and civil persecution charges against the ones fighting to make Iowa FBI persecution obedient again.

Make it hurt. Iowa does not have the right to take any human rights away from me nor from any of its other citizens and taking action to do so is criminal. Also, prepare to reopen the lawsuit against Iowa that we won and dropped if Iowa decides to no longer be bubble noncompliant.

SynSyn, what? We have how much money now? Polk County commits so many crimes against me, I have less than $60 in my pocket and only $0.20 in the bank.

My BFF, please give a chunk of cash to the foundation we built run by Tavis Smiley and Cornel West for fighting poverty. I have not always known where my next meal will come from. My friends have known poverty. This is a very personal fight for me.

Please also, SynSyn, make an alumni donation for me to the University of Texas at Dallas. If they had not given me a four year full ride, I never would have gotten an education. And where would I be if I were not educated?

Please talk to the people at UTD, Syn, and make sure they can still offer scholarships like the one I had. I want to talk to them about other things they need, but until I can, please make sure they have world class scholarships.

I had the Silver Anniversary scholarship while I was there. It gave me four years of full out-of-state tuition, fees, books, living expenses, and a subsidized apartment. I took every class I could in four years, and just had to maintain a 3.0 GPA to keep the scholarship.

My BFF, I used to have a fantasy of building them a planetarium when I went there. I know they probably have more pressing needs than that, though. Please sort out their scholarships, and tell them I will work with them on other projects once I have human rights. Thank you, Synny.

Finally, SynSyn, I owe you and our amazing team yet another CONGRATULATIONS! Every win counts, and step by step we are getting closer and closer to human rights. Thank you, everybody! Go dancing! But we still have a lot of work to do.

I know I still cried all day Tuesday despite the good news, but that was because of marriage troubles with my loving husband. If anything can destroy me, losing him can. Not having Johnny in my life makes even my soul hurt.

Sweetness, you said, "Calm down, I love you," but you have not left her yet. I am running out of ways to make your philandering look acceptable. It was fine when you were just having sex, but you fell for her. I cannot handle your loving another woman.

Beloved, if you love me, you will leave the pretty young starlet, and come home to your fat, ugly wife. I can never be a twiggy twenty year old again, but you promised to love me. And I need you. Save our marriage and come home.

P.S. Finally, my vigilant podcasters, we need to make my philandering husband look like he is worthy of me. How much can you do to display how hard he fights for me, how hard he works for my rights, and how nearly constantly we are in communication?

Please do not reveal any of his secrets or clandestine modes of operation, but please explain to the world he works for me 24/7, and I would be lost in the fight and in the world without him. Thank you.

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

End it NOW!

Preface: Same as always... Make sure you favorite or bookmark frisco-squid.blogspot.com, so you can check this blog regularly for new posts. Please read and share them all. Yes, yes, share all my blog posts yourselves!

Here is my latest blog post.

Thailand and Ukraine. My message to both of these would-be very different nations is the same. You cannot solve social unrest by oppressing your people more, taking away more human rights, and killing more innocent people. You have to learn to serve your people.

You have to listen to them. Do good. Do not just do what you have to do to stay in power. That never works. You need the public to love you for you to stay in power. The only true path to power is the public's blessing. The better you are to your people, the more likely you are to keep your jobs.

Lebanon. The Syrian conflict has been left unchecked for so long, it has spread to Lebanon. This conflict has taken on sectarian overtones instead of just being resistance to a tyrant, so it carries the potential to take over the entire region. Please, my beautiful world, love Syria. They need help ending their conflict.

Switzerland. A lot of weight is being placed on these Syrian talks in Geneva, but no one has any faith they will end the conflict. Please let me go. Please, my beautiful world, demand I be allowed to go to Geneva for the talks. The world needs me.

Vatican City. This is a strange pairing. One of the single most disgusting people in the world, Barack Obama, wants to meet one of the holiest, the Pope. I pray the Pope kicks him into line.

Obama ordered I be raped. That is why he was impeached. The FBI love him so much for allowing them to rape me, that they protect him from the media ever telling the truth about him.

Now, Obama is screaming racism because he is being held accountable. What a lying (expletive)hole! That piece of (expletive) gets away with the worst human rights violations the US has ever committed in its entire history because he is the first African-American president. Besides, everyone knows, if he were Black instead of African America, he would not be a slave owner.

I went out Monday night and even had a drink or two to celebrate the end of the bubble, but the FBI did not hold to their end of the deal. Instead, they murdered rescuers. I cried myself to sleep last night.

Why now? Why now? Why end the bubble completely now? To make my inhumane and cruel suffering end! To save my rescuers from dying! This bubble cannot come down fast enough. When I still do not have my own husband in my life to hold me and make everything better, why are you asking me "Why now?" GIVE ME MY HUSBAND!

Ten Reasons "Why Now!"
1.) Polk Co is still threatening to institutionalize and rape me until I kill myself if I do not submit to literal torture. The local government would rather pay me $5 billion than give me human rights. I live under a constant threat of being locked up and tortured with injections and rape. I am the whipping post of Polk County, and they keep committing hate crime after hate crime against me no matter how many federal courts mandate otherwise. With Polk County free to torture and rape me, how dare you ask me, "Why now?" GIVE ME MY HUSBAND to carry me out of evil Polk Count! Then you can talk about taking all the time you want in the world.
2.) I am still a slave. I am ready to poke my eyes out and cut off my nose and ears to get my right to privacy back, but that would not get the cameras removed from my apartment and mother's house. I need to be set free of this torment. Ask David Sedaris or Joss Whedon if they could keep it together if there were cameras in their eyeballs, homes, and bathrooms broadcasting their every movement and action unedited 24/7. Could they write? Could they do their jobs? Could they function as humans at all? You are lucky I am as strong as I am for living through it for so long, but this torment has to end. GIVE ME PRIVATE TIME WITH MY OWN HUSBAND!
3.) The FBI are still threatening me. It is true they are no real threat to my life, but they rape me every chance they get. I sleep every night not knowing if they will cut off my hacked webcam and rape me like they have in the past. That is why the music plays all night, so I can sleep secure the internet is still connected. But I still live every moment of every day and night under threat of being raped by the FBI. I need bodyguards now and for the rest of my life. And who are my bodyguards? They are my husband and my rescuers! GIVE ME MY HUSBAND TO KEEP ME SAFE!
4.) I go all day every day surrounded by hate and lies from the public. I only have Jared willing to acknowledge reality to my face, and he only barely has his mind around how much I suffer if any concept at all. I deal with hate all day every day because my beautiful world is forbidden from sending me friends, and no one in Iowa but Jared does anything but hate me. If they did not hate me, they would disobey every FBI rule. Iowa is supposed to be bubble noncompliant. But Iowa hates me too much. I should have a right to be surrounded by people who love me instead of Iowa who hates me. GIVE ME MY HUSBAND WHO LOVES ME!
5.) All of America is oppressed just so the FBI can keep persecuting me. Iowans still have speakers in all of their heads that come alive every time the FBI want to give them all fuel for hating me. There is no freedom of speech anywhere in the media. There is no freedom of the press to speak the FBI's crimes against me to the public. And my friends do not have the freedom to assemble peaceably with me. Yes, the Supreme Court ruled I have a right to be with my loved ones, but the FBI keep murdering them before they can reach me. GIVE ME MY HUSBAND WITH ALL HIS RIGHTS!
6.) My rescuers keep dying. The FBI are committing genocidal mass murder of my lovers and believers. They have a Supreme Court upheld right to be with me, but the FBI would rather kill them than allow me to feel any love and safety in my life. My loving husband risks his life every day and night trying to reach me. GIVE ME MY HUSBAND SAFE AND ALIVE!
7.) I am at risk of losing my husband if we cannot be together sooner rather than later. If it is not the risk of the FBI murdering him just to be able to destroy me, it is the risk of his girlfriend stealing him away from me. He has assured me I have nothing to fear from his girlfriend; he loves me too much. But I still have to worry about the FBI. My husband is my hero, my king, and my reason for living. He is the only reason I can crawl out of bed every day and do my job serving the world. My husband is the only thing that can heal me after these long years of every abuse imaginable. GIVE ME MY HUSBAND, SO I CAN FINALLY FEEL HAPPINESS!
8.) I need a chance to heal. These long years since 2009 have had a seriously damaging toll on me. No one can be raped as many times as I have without needing time with her own loving husband to heal. I need to learn what privacy feels like again. I need to relearn what it feels like to feel love from another person. I have no idea anymore what physical safety feels like. I need to heal. Do you see how much I sleep? At first I thought it was because of how dehydrated I am from the poisoned water supply, but I was wrong. I sleep so much because my body is trying to heal. But I wake up every day, and the suffering just continues. GIVE ME MY HUSBAND, SO I CAN HEAL!
9.) I live on $100 a week. I am lucky if I get one whole meal a day. No one can have any quality of life on $100 a week. No matter how far I try to stretch it, I am always hungry and never able to enjoy myself. GIVE ME MY HUSBAND, SO I CAN HAVE AT LEAST A MARGINAL QUALITY OF LIFE FINALLY!
10.) The world needs me. I consider every day going on strike from doing my job until I get a chance to heal. The world deserves me at my very best. There are crises I cannot fix with a news article and an internet connection. GIVE ME MY HUSBAND, SO WE CAN SERVE THE WORLD!

I should not have to earn human rights. They should be mine by virtue of my being a human in America in the first place. But have I not earned a better life than this by now? Why are you continuing to make me suffer? These are unbearable, unspoken atrocities. I am so bitterly lonely, miserable, and scarred from all of this. Let me have my husband, so I can heal.

It would be one thing if there were a real (not fictional like the supposed threat of a nuclear warhead landing on America if anyone acknowledged I was a slave to my face-- Remember that FBI lie from 2009?) national security issue involved in any of this, but the bubble just creates more unrest the longer it goes on.

Once the bubble comes down (And it should come down right now to save America.), the civil war would end. The protests would end. The threat if invasion by a foreign nation trying to save me finally would dissipate. True, America will not be free until this bubble is gone in all its completeness, but it also will not be safe until all the people are free.

The FBI cannot solve this international crisis by oppressing America more and killing more innocent people. The public has to be listened to. The people have to be made happy, safe, and free for the first time since 2009.

Congress, put the smapdown on the executive branch and end my suffering. There is no purpose for it, but the FBI are still trying to destroy me. Why would you let the FBI destroy me? End this. And end it NOW!

My beautiful world, I am offering a reward. Whoever successfully and safely brings me to my rescuers will win the Squid Prize. How does that sound? The Squid Prize is $250 million dollars and my undying love and devotion for the rest of my life.

How would it feel having a powerful woman like me throwing favors your way the rest of my life? Think about it, gather together your friends, and find a way to carry me safely to my rescuers.

My brave rescuers, I thought the FBI would keep their word and fold by 20Jan2014. I apologize for misleading you. I heard they asked you for a truce. How pathetic is that? The FBI asked for your permission to keep me in the bubble to be raped at their convenience until they can destroy me without your trying to save me from them. I hope you spat in their faces.

Syn, rescuers died. Press full criminal and civil charges against each and every individual FBI agent involved and their full chains of command. Take down the FBI piece by piece. They cannot be negotiated with; they have proven they are too evil and too full of lies.

SynSyn, please also set aside the money for the Squid Prize. We need help in here in Iowa, and if the locals cannot be motivated with love for me, maybe money will talk. I love and adore you, Synny! Thank you for everything, my hero!

Sweetness, fix your PR problem. @EOnline recently reported that you were engaged to Amber which made my connections explode with naysaying. Is E! in a conspiracy with the FBI to break us up? I pray you have them investigated and properly punished. You could have lost me. And then what would I have to live for? I love and adore you! Please take care out there fighting for me!

Sunday, January 19, 2014

Still Working Hard Doing My Job

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Here is my latest blog post.

Syria. In so many ways, the West has failed Syria. If the West would have cared for them and loved them like they still need the entire world to do, the Islamic militants the West fears so much would not be the dominant influence on the opposition.

Personally, jihadists love me. They were some of the first people on the lines in the current American civil war fighting for me. I owe them so much. But they were replaced by Western nations who love me, too.

The West can learn from this. If the only thing stopping the Western nations from jumping in and rescuing the Syrian people is the oppositions undying help from jihadists, then the West needs to start fighting to be able to be the dominant influence over the opposition.

There are too many civilians displaced and suffering for the West to say all is lost because the Islamic militants are willing to help the Syrian opposition when they are not. The jihadists filled the gap. They are needed in Syria because no one else is willing to help. Give the Syrian opposition someone else to need.

Switzerland. The Syrian opposition has finally agreed to go to talks in Geneva. This is a major accomplishment. Diplomacy finally stands a chance, now, but all sides have to want a negotiated solution. There has been so much suffering. I pray they all at least try.

My beautiful world, if you want me at the talks in Geneva, just put the smapdown on the FBI and demand I be allowed to go. I am deeply invested emotionally and intellectually in a peaceful resolution for Syria, and just about everybody at the talks loves and respects me. Demand I be allowed to do my job serving the world.

Egypt. The constitution passed the Egyptian popular vote at a rate of 98.1% approval. This means the Egyptians can be unified! Now, let us get them a humanitarian nationalist as president!

The new president simply must care for all the minorities, diverse religions, men, women, children, etc. in Egypt guaranteeing equal human rights to all, and I personally believe making the president a nationalist will unite the country in a love of Egypt.

France. This is a touchy subject. I am a firm believer in freedom of speech, though, and the more information on all sides of a topic made public the better.

So why not make it a joint exhibition about both the Israeli Jewish ties to the land and UNESCO sights as well as the Palestinian Muslim ones. Why not convey more information to the public instead of less?

Russia. You cannot let the terrorists win. The terrorists want the world too scared to go the the Olympics in Sochi. They want to ruin the Olympics. You cannot let them win by choosing not to go.

If the FBI, a world renowned criminal terrorist organization, threatens to kill an innocent woman if you do not choose to commit the crime of torturing her until she kills herself, you are obligated to keep the woman safe in all humanly possible ways from the FBI instead. You are never supposed to allow threats from terrorists to control you.

My beautiful world, it is simply because the terrorists are threatening the Olympics that we all must go and make them the most beautiful Olympics ever. We cannot allow the terrorists to win.

Speaking of the criminal terrorist organization the FBI, thank heavens I have a blog. The FBI went into peace talks after my last post. I have no idea what they think they can gain by negotiating instead of just saving themselves further repercussions and surrendering.

But Syniva and I have offered to drop the civil charges against the individual agents-- every single culpable one of them and their entire chains of command all of the way up to the president-- if they take the entire bubble down in its completeness on 20Jan2014. That deadline is tomorrow.

My beautiful world, just stop obeying the FBI. They are caught. Half of the Bureau is arrested, and half of DC is subpoenaed. Just exercise your human rights. This oppression of all the world depends on fear of the FBI, but the FBI cannot hurt you anymore. And if they did, you would win billions off of them in court. It is worth breaking every evil FBI rule, now.

The FBI are in their final death throws trying to libel me. The eye camera feed has been polluted with libel porn lately. (Please find more effective ways of keeping me safe.) And they are trying to claim I need to be locked up in rehab for supposed alcoholism. It is just libel of doppelgängers getting drunk.

I only read one magazine, W Magazine, but I am two months behind on it. I never get down time to read. It is sitting in my bag begging for my attention right now. I am just always working.

I am always working. I am never drunk nor having deviant sex. That is FBI libel designed to destroy me. The FBI is so desperate to discredit me right now, their libel machine is running over time.

I went out for lunch yesterday since my mom gave me $20 this previous Wednesday specifically for going out on the weekend with. Here is my receipt...



I drank coffee. I am no drunk. I never do drugs by choice. It is all libel and roofies.

It is true the FBI have pumped me so full of harmful chemicals since 2009. You have seen my hair since the bubble began. The tap water in San Francisco and the UK had everything from LSD (so much LSD), Meow Meow, methadone, and anabolic steroids in it, to name a few.

There has been so much LSD from the FBI because they wanted to turn me into a schizophrenic. They filled me full of X in San Francisco when they were trying to make me slutty, so they could sell slave porn videos of me sleeping with people. All of the steroids and rape drugs were because they were trying to make me a violent basket case.

I have a fat man belly because they kept injecting me with testosterone in the UK. I was skinny and beautiful until all of these chemicals. Now, I am a fat, ugly chemistry experiment. The worst drugs they ever gave me were the antipsychotics. The antipsychotics slow down my genius mind, make me hate the world, and make me want to die.

I also have recurring PTSD nightmares of being chased through psych wards, thrown to the ground, filled with needles, and raped. But I only have the nightmares after being recently injected with antipsychotics. They started in the psych ward in Liverpool in 2010.

Every crime committed against me by the US government was also but more harshly committed against me by the British in 2010. They raped me so many times in that psych ward I had to sleep in the public areas. And the libel there... I have yet to figure out how the British live with themselves sometimes. They can be so hateful.

But unlike Polk County and evil, hateful Iowa, the British earned my forgiveness. They took the three necessary steps to say they are sorry.
1.) They ceased all human rights violations against me.
2.) The British sincerely apologized and made FBI non-compliant public shows of love and affection for me.
And 3.) the Brits threw down to rescue me by fighting the FBI. So many of the people out there dying on the lines have been British. They even sent me Thorbald, who died like a one man army fighting to give me human rights.

I can forgive even the most evil people (The single most evil people in the world being Polk County.) if they take those three steps. Iowa has so much to learn from my beautiful world and from my brave rescuers.

My brave rescuers, I hear you won in the civil courts and are still winning in the criminal ones. The FBI are such monsters. Please make sure we take care of the widows, children, and survivors of the heroes we have lost. Your just compensation is theirs, too. There has been so much suffering. Never forget all the Thorbalds.

SynSyn, please tell me Polk County will be kicked into line finally. I hear Polk County is alleging I am guilty on trumped up charges, so they can justify rape, slavery, persecution, torture, and hatred.

You cannot justify rape and slavery with libel, Polk County. The world is going to hate you back more the more you lie and libel me. It is your call, but I do not recommend lying about me. You are already caught trying it. It is only downhill for you from here.

Syn, I also heard Polk County is trying to put me in rehab for supposed alcoholism justified with the FBI libel videos of a fake me drinking. Did we not already go through this in 2011?

My BFF, we already caught the FBI libeling me with drugs and alcohol consumed by look-a-likes years ago. If Polk County acts on this, sue them for libel, malpractice, persecution, abuse of power, and everything else you can think of that you can make stick. Also, press criminal and civil charges against every individual in Polk County involved in that decision making promise.

Finally, SynSyn, you are pure heroine. You are a hero in a skirt and heels who kicks ass all day every day letting no one hurt her or her loved ones. You mean so much to me. Keep your stiletto boot on the throat of Polk County until they overturn ALL district rulings concerning me past and present. And thank you for always working so well with my husband.

Yes, Sweetness, my loving husband, no one else fights for me like you and Syniva do. You know your phone is completely hacked, right? That is why you have always had such horrible luck reaching me. It is only because you fight for me all day every day that the FBI insist on knowing everything you do and everywhere you go.

Beloved, you already told me you saw your Christmas gift from me for this last December. But in case my beautiful world missed the pretty photo of my face at the end, click here to read my Christmas gift to Sweetness, my beautiful world.

It is more of a pet project right now than what I think would ever become a financially viable one, darling, as exciting it would be to fictionalize our future. I have been thinking about revisiting writing my memoirs. Of course, the excitement is not over yet with the FBI, and that is how the first volume should end. Thank you for promising to publish them for me.

Finally, Sweetness, you do not need to be so insecure. You do not need your backup plan in Amber in case we do not work out. When you left Vanessa, just as you requested, I promised to love you forever.

Darling, I know I stole you from another woman. I knew your imperfections from the start. I knew there would be fidelity concerns, and I accepted you fall in love with beautiful younger women at first glance often. If you were any less human and any more perfect, you would not be mine to begin with.

Beloved, I have no illusions about you. You are shy and socially awkward which I adore. You have always been honest with me about your normal human failings which, as heartbreaking as it can be sometimes, I have always appreciated.

You have an ego and are accustomed to getting everything you want when you want it, but without that driving need of yours to have it all, you would not fight to be with me as passionately as you do. I agree, darling, the world should never tell a man like you, "No."

My darling man, I have no illusions about you. And it is your normal human flaws that make you so appealing to me. We just need time together, darling, and we will faithfully be in love for the rest of our lives.

Saturday, January 18, 2014

2013 Christmas Gift for Sweetness

2013 Christmas Gift for Sweetness

Once upon a time on a yacht in the middle of the sea, lived a middle-aged couple. Sometimes they had children with them, a young lady and a young gentleman from the husband’s previous relationship, but right now the kids were away at school. The middle-aged couple would sail all day to exotic locations that needed their help.

Right when this story begins, the husband is trying to navigate their way to the country of South Sudan.

“Darling, I think it’s landlocked! Try Uganda!” called the wife from the computer room up into the piloting area.

“Isn’t Uganda landlocked?” He called back to her from the wheel.

All he could hear for a few brief moments was a long chain of blasphemies followed by, “Goddamn at-sea satellite internet connection!”

She kicked their router. “Steer for Kenya!” she called up at him.

He pushed some buttons and set some dials. He hoped their course would not take them through another ocean garbage patch. His loving wife was still on a tirade over the last one they found.

They had left Los Angeles a few days previously, and he had been hoping to spend a few leisurely days with her old friends Verity and Heeatoa on Nuku Hiva. But she had heard the international distress call. If there is anything she hates it is innocents dying, so the middle-aged couple sent their regretful regards to French Polynesia and decided to chug along to Africa.

He left the control room and found her in the kitchen reheating aloo gobi for lunch. It was his night to make dinner that night. He tossed his shoulder length brown hair and laughed to himself.

“What would they say, Honey?” he asked her.

“Beloved, they would say I get cranky when I’m hungry.”

Beloved laughed to himself again, “No wonder you forbid any cameras in the home.”

“Hush, now, Beloved, would you like some aloo gobi?” she asked.

Beloved could not stop laughing at Honey, “You are barefoot and pregnant in my kitchen. What would the feminists say?”

Her mouth was full of cauliflower, so he had to wait for her to swallow. “I am more comfortable barefoot.” Then she giggled and swept her long raven hair behind one shoulder. “What is for dinner tonight? I am ravenous!”

“Don’t you mean ravishing?” It was and old joke between them, and he swept her up into his arms and kissed her.

She giggled, “I must taste like curry.”

“Curry and hot pepper. Yum!” he said and kissed her again.

After lunch, as was their habit when the weather and waves were cooperative, Beloved reduced their speed and leaned back comfortably in a chair on deck with his aging acoustic guitar. This was Honey's favorite time of day. She would stroll out on the deck beside him pregnant or otherwise every day, and in her bare feet on the nonslip surfacing, she would dance.

Dance was Honey's meditation. When the worries of the world would weigh on her, and they always found her no matter who got in trouble where, following a live guitar solo with her flowing frame always cleared her mind. The solutions would just find her after that. Beloved just loved watching her dance.

There was a rumor about Honey's dancing. "Never look directly into the light," they used to say. Beloved knew that warning well.

Today he was working through some spontaneous rockabilly for her. If anything was too preplanned or rehearsed it would not allow for her to meditate. She had to hear the music for the first time for it to work, and their loving marriage had depleted his reserves of memorized music years ago.

So, rockabilly off the top of his head was the tune du jour today. This genre always fared better than his impromptu 70s style glam rock but was never quite as good as his good old-fashioned rock and roll.

The waves lapped at the side of the boat. The clouds rolled past the sun, and soon it grew dark. Much too soon.

Beloved finished strumming a song and quieted his baritone voice long enough to pull his watch out of his pocket. It was only 4pm, but it was dark like the sun had set and night was about to roll in. It was something completely alien to this tropical latitude.

He looked up at the dark sky and thought they should take precautions. "Honey,..." he started, but his words froze in his throat. Her arms we extended in the air in mid dance, the wind was whipping her long raven hair about her head, and she was floating two feet in the air above the deck of their home.

"Um, Honey," he stammered, "you're, um, flying..."

Her eyes opened. She stared straight into his soul, and her beautiful lips said one thing. "Mothership."

And with that, the sky went black. Out of nowhere directly above Honey, a spotlight shown down upon the yacht. Beloved could feel an electric charge in the metal frets of his guitar. And Honey rose into the light. He could hear a hum, a comforting, motherly hum, emanate from above him. She rose past the clouds and up into the light of the mothership.

Well, what am I going to tell South Sudan?Was the first thought that went through his head. Followed shortly by, She always said she was born in Duluth, MN, and If she isn't human, how could I get her pregnant?

Then, after what felt like a lot of questions for him, the sky blasted bright with the afternoon sun, and Honey appeared on deck, arms lifted to the sky, hair blowing about her head, as if she had never left.

Beloved ran up to her, kissed her, and asked, "What the..."

"Hush, now," she soothed him, "they were just some friends of mine passing by."

He put his hand on her protruding belly. "Is everyone okay?"

"Yes, we're just fine."

Then, Beloved's brain exploded. "Aliens!" He screamed, "We just saw aliens! They came to us! They know you! You know aliens!"

Honey giggled. She remembered how giddy she had felt the first time they had made contact with her. "They just wanted to meet our little one." And Honey rubbed her belly. "I asked them if they wanted to meet you, but they said they already had. Apparently, they came in undercover as the crew of your last film just to make sure they could like you. They said thank you for the swag towels."

Beloved was still in shock, "Aliens? I... I've worked with aliens?" He giggled to himself. "I mean, I've always had my suspicions of Hollywood..."

Honey laughed. "Now, Beloved, I am famished. What's for dinner?"

To be continued...

Friday, January 17, 2014

Not Over Yet

Preface: Same as always... Make sure you favorite or bookmark frisco-squid.blogspot.com, so you can check this blog regularly for new posts. Please read and share them all. Yes, yes, share all my blog posts yourselves!

Here is my latest blog post. It is not over yet. My rescuers are still dying, and I am still a slave.

California, USA. My home is experiencing our greatest drought since records began being kept. This is Global Climate Change. Right now, there is no global leadership on reversing climate change, but I volunteered for that job back in 2009.

How long, FBI, are you going to make the world wait before you allow me to do my job? This world is just getting hotter. We are just emitting more carbons and damaging the world more.

You are just hurting my beautiful world more the longer you persecute me. Considering you have no justification for starting the bubble in the first place, why not let me serve the world?

That is what I do all day every day. I suffer and serve the world. It has made me arguably the most famous person in the entire world.

Iowa is evil. The absolute worthlessness the Iowan public tries to instill in me by ignoring me, not acknowledging me, and pretending I am not famous is diabolical. I have never met more hateful, vindictive, evil people anywhere in the world but Iowa.

I cannot wait for this to end, so I can finally leave this hell that hates me. Remember this? Click here to read the entire previous blog post. Did the FBI weasel out of the deal? They are still mass murdering my rescuers!

WE NEED MEDIA RIGHTS EXERCISED NOW! Take back freedom of speech and save me. PLEASE!

My beautiful world outside of Iowa, I can see it in your eyes. Just like I see hatred in all the Iowans who wish I would just "give up and die already," I see love in you my beautiful world. Do you not want to save me? Just do it.

Just stop fearing the FBI, my beautiful world. They are already caught. Half the Bureau is arrested. Half of DC is subpoenaed. And they are already trying to figure out whom to blame for all of it. It is so close to over.

Why not create national dialogue about this crisis for the first time? You do not need to be brave. The FBI cannot hurt you anymore. Just save me. We still need my rescuers to stop dying. We still need an end to the oppression of all of America. And we still need Iowa taught to respect me.

Why not seal the FBI's coffin early? It will let me rejoin the land of the living in time to ease the explosion of scandal upon the nation. After all, if they had chosen a lesser human to rape, torture, enslave, and forbid the world from saving, I would not be here to serve the world.

I would still be a skinny, beautiful woman with all her anonymity working in academic publishing trying to educate the world. Is it better having me in the world's eye? I can soften the blow of the scandal, but the federal government has to let me.

There is still time to transition America to complete freedom by the Monday, 20Jan2014 deadline. I am a very powerful woman. Why not do yourself a favor and be good to me for once, Feds?

Congress, please instruct the FBI to stop their mass murder of my rescuers. Please instruct the FBI to surrender finally. It is civil war out there. It is the genocide of my believers. We need you to save America and instruct the FBI to stop already.

Please, Congress. They were already found guilty of mass murder by the Supreme Court and told that my rescuers have a Supreme Court upheld right to be with me. They just need instructions to stop.

The FBI are caught. They cannot justify starting the bubble. They just wanted to rape me and broadcast me and forbade the world from stopping them, so they could get away with it. Congress, please end this. America needs you.

My brave rescuers, can anything save you? You just need to reach me. You do not need a way back out again. There are enough people in here that we can sort that out when you get here. Please. I just need someone with enough money to take me out of the country to help me.

SynSyn, do not take your stiletto boot off the throat of Polk County until they overturn ALL of their district court rulings concerning me past and present and are mandated to never persecute me again. We need the adult guardianship dissolved, so I can have enough money in my pocket to leave Iowa.

Who are they kidding? ME with an adult guardianship? That is like saying the Pope needed a chaperone when having dinner with Mother Theresa. There is no more mentally competent person in the world than me. They are just persecuting me at all costs because they hate me.

If Polk County is not enslaving, persecuting, imprisoning, raping, torturing, willfully injuring me because they hate me, why are they? Do you remember the standing adult guardianship ruling concerning me? Click here to see it again in photograph form. It is nothing but human right violation after human right violation.

First of all, it says deplorable and felonious Lynn Boeset gets to lock me up in insane asylums on her whim. We all know I have absolutely no mental illness and that the locals rape me and torture me with injections when I am in psych wards.

Secondly, it spells out Lynn Boeset will lock in any psych ward that is convenient if I leave Iowa. I am supposed to have a Supreme Court upheld right to assemble and associate with my husband, my BFF, my friends, and my brave rescuers.

I need to go to them to end the civil war and to ultimately reach a country that will not enslave me with cameras and mics in my own head. I need to leave the country; so I can finally no longer be a slave; and so I can finally have my own husband and body guards.

Keeping me a slave in Iowa who is perversely watched every time I change my clothes, take a shower, or use the bathroom with no way to stop it and no more than $100 a week while forbidden from even taking a job and while forbidden from having my brave rescuers as bodyguards is human rights violation after human rights violation.

Click here to see it again in photograph form. Read it from end to end. It is designed to keep me a slave in Iowa on less than $20 a day.

Remember that federal court ruling from at least two years ago, Syniva, that spelled out what I do in front of the broadcasting cameras all day every day is not just work, it is hard work? I am no woman of leisure like the evil Polk County alleges. I do too much good work for world while holding it together as a slave.

Syniva, being forbidden from leaving Iowa to not be a slave, being forbidden from marrying my own husband, and being forbidden from having basic human rights from privacy to physical safety is how Polk County is persecuting me with its adult guardianship.

Syn, it is cut and dried human rights violations against me violating existing Supreme and federal court rulings and violating the US and Iowa Constitutions. It is cut and dried persecution of me because they hate me. If they do not hate me, why else do they do it?

When we win this, Syniva, remind Polk County I want $5 billion from them in just compensation, but I will drop all charges if they overturn ALL district court rulings concerning me past and present and NEVER persecute me again.

Remind Polk County that the courts have to approve of them declaring bankruptcy. If Polk County has a valid way out of owing its grand sums of cash (for example, if they just overturn all of their human rights violations against me), the courts will never approve of them declaring bankruptcy and defaulting on all of its pensions, etc.

Sweetness, I have always had harsh words for Michelle Obama. Her husband raped me, and she sold herself like a metaphorical political hooker to keep him palatable to the public. She is a horrible woman trying to excuse her husband's felonies instead of kicking him into line.

Darling, people have said the same about me and how you cheat on me, but you have never committed a human rights violation, raped and enslaved an innocent woman, or oppressed the entire world to get away with it. There is a special level of hell for Barack Obama. Michelle is a failure as a mother unless she gets her children away from him.

Beloved, speaking of your cheating, there is a legend about me. They say everybody, gay, straight, male, female, falls in love with me. They call me a heart collector. You, Sweetness, are a bit of the same. I know I need an equal.

I also do not blame Amber for falling so hard for you. I pity her a lot. She spends every moment with you in my shadow, I pity her, but I know she is brave. It would be so easy for me to call her an enemy and tell the world to hate her, but I do not hate her. You are an easy man to love.

Darling, you promised to wait for me, to love me, and to fight for me. I never expected you to do all that in a monastery. I know you bought her a parting gift of a ring. I do not have the insecurities the gossip rags make money off of. I love you, and I know you are mine. Now, come here and kiss me.