Sunday, March 30, 2014

Squid Reporting in from Hostile Alien Planet Iowa

Preface: Same as always... Make sure you favorite or bookmark, so you can check this blog regularly for new posts. Please read and share them all. Yes, yes, share all my blog posts yourselves!

Here is my latest blog post. Stop fighting love. I have a husband to kiss and a world to serve. I would also really like this worse than completely unlivable bubble to end in time for me to make superhuman babies with my king. I turn thirty-seven this year.

South Sudan. Is there more to say than what I have said already? Beyond repeatedly pointing out these people need to learn their only path to safety and prosperity is through loving their neighbor and peaceful living instead of by perpetuating their cycle of violence, these people need hands-on help and global awareness.

I understand the world's focus is on rescuing me right now. But please remember I have long wanted to get my hands on the crisis in South Sudan. Another way to help me, if you cannot take action to rescue me or cannot help and support people who directly help and support me, is to fix problems I wish I could fix.

Sudan/South Sudan has been in crisis for well over a quarter of a century. This will not be easy, but I am convinced that if we can get peace to stick there long enough we will be able to convince them it is better than war.

Lebanon. If we do not end the crisis in Syria, the entire Middle East has the potential to erupt in a full blown sectarian war. Am I the only person in the world who wants a safe and prosperous Middle East?

The world cannot afford for this crisis to continue. Look at the humanitarian toll alone! And the entire world is at risk of being dragged into WWIII if it spreads. There is no way to justify not taking action to fix this.

We just need someone in the world to provide a pinpoint operation to get in, arrest al Assad, and carry him out, so the world can put him on trial. Then, let the United Nations' Mr. Brahimi bring all the leaders together to establish how to fill the power vacuum and create a democracy for the people.

I do not think it will be easy. But we have to do something. Does anyone have any better ideas?

Turkey. The US media reported Erdogan tried to shutdown Twitter and YouTube in Turkey prior to elections. Oh, Turkey, be wary of what revoked freedom of speech can lead to at election time.

It was the nationwide suppression particularly of the truth of all of Obama's crimes against me and against this nation that lead to him being reelected in 2012. If Obama did not have totalitarian control of the media, no one would have voted for him.

Turkey, protect your democracy. Beware of the overreach of executive branch powers. And make your voices heard. Where would any of us be if we did not have a voice?

Let us see what my voice has to say about the crisis in America, today. The corrupt are bemoaning the fact I never shut up. Well, stop giving me so much to say...

What? The corrupt locals and terrorist FBI have direct orders from already-impeached Obama to "best" me? Who would want to? Who wants that on record? Thwarting me only means committing crimes against the entire world, particularly already-totalitarianly-oppressed America. Seriously, people! You need to stop giving psychopaths power over you!

Showing me in my apartment against my will is slavery and an unconstitutional human rights violation of my privacy. Broadcasting a slave naked is an international crime. According to the United Nation's ICTY, forced public nudity and forced public humiliation are both crimes against humanity.

For the conditions for the only way to make these broadcasts of my life legal for the first time ever, please see my previous blog post. Until these conditions are met, all broadcasts of me other than the hacked webcam are crimes against the entire world and crimes by the White House against its own people.

Did I just hear the perverted apartment broadcast is finally shutdown? Am I finally no longer a slave? If they did not remove the cameras from my apartment, you can trust the terrorist FBI will keep illegally watching everything I do. That is their trademark sexist perversion and unconstitutionality.

No, the end of the slavery broadcast does not mean I am "retired." I will always labor under my real job, serving the world. And it does not mean I am "free." I am still unlawfully imprisoned in a hostile alien world called Iowa that is hellbent on destroying me, and I still have no way to reach my loved ones nor ensured physical safety.

The end of my slavery just means that I finally have my right to privacy, that I am no longer doing perverted forced labor, and that they are mostly disabled from being able to convince people of their libel videos being real. And we all know how much damage their libel causes not just me and my safety but also the world.

Is the eye camera and ear mic still on? Please keep the benevolently hacked webcam up and running! I need safety, particularly from completely hostile Polk County and the perverted criminal terrorist organization the FBI. Thank you!

Speaking of crimes of the bubble, Synny, I am still suffering every day under the enduring calumny that I have a mental illness. Please purge the world of this lie which has only been propagated to be able to commit crimes against humanity against me and unlawfully imprison me in a hostile environment hellbent on destroying me.

Please, my BFF, press full criminal and civil charges against EVERYONE who claims I have ANY mental illness, be they a corrupt county attorney, corrupt county judge, corrupt county doctor, or even just an internet troll. Get a court injunction, if you have to, to be able to press criminal charges.

And, SynSyn, convict for libel, perjury, calumny, collusion, conspiracy, corruption, human rights violations, willful malpractice, torture, aiding and abetting torture, unlawful imprisonment, aiding and abetting unlawful imprisonment, crimes against humanity, aiding and abetting crimes against humanity, crimes against their own people, threat to national security, and everything else you can make stick.

Libel charges should be the least of their worries with how advanced the damage is that libeling me causes the entire world. Please purge the world of this dangerous and reckless crime once and for all. We all know it a government coverup, but it is time the anti-reality machine put this lie to rest. Look at their track record of lying to get what they want.

More immediately, the libel video alarm went off in the wee hours this morning. It was something about a woman pretending to be me sending orders to kill people. Seriously, it was something so far from reality that I was told not to worry about it, but I figured I ought to report it, anyway.

You all know what to do when I am libeled. For a refresher, click here. Call it out as libel, so no one falls for it. Report it to Syn, so she can press charges. Set the record straight. Or if you cannot, give me details, so I can. Never let anything fall into is-it-real-or-not debate, but instead always put the focus on their ulterior motive behind libeling me.

If the rumor about this new libel is true, it is horrifyingly far from reality. They must be truly getting desperate to call me insane. I do not believe in killing people, and I NEVER, have never, and will never order people to die nor order people to kill people. I do not even believe in the death sentence, no matter how much I always depend on the courts for all my justice.

Also, did our corrupt government just say I have no human rights because I am "incarcerated"? First of all, this bubble would be an unconstitutional "cruel and unusual punishment" forbidden in Amendment 8.

Secondly, they did not charge me nor try me before they "incarcerated" me and since I never break the law, will never convict me of anything unless they frame me, so I suppose you could poetically call this bubble my Guantanamo for innocent peacemongers. We call this due process-- check Amendment 5.

Also, even if they had arrested me, charged me, tried me, and convicted me before they enslaved me, raped me, tortured me, persecuted me, libeled me, abused me, etc., that is still no explanation nor justification for oppressing all of America, committing mass murder even after being convicted of it, and exercising harsh totalitarian control over this once great nation to be able to commit crimes against humanity against me.

And even if their criminal witch hunt were successful in framing me for a crime I never committed, it could still never justify, particularly retroactively, any of their crimes against me and America. This is not unlawful "incarceration." This is worse.

Not just the FBI but also The locals need to be more careful what they say. Jealousy is a motive long recognized by the US legal system for committing capitol offenses from hate crimes, persecution, and human rights violations to conspiracy, collusion, and torture. It has never been an excuse to get away with crimes.

Besides, do you remember this? And then I heard people claim to be jealous of me. Jealous of me? JEALOUS OF ME?!? What kind of deranged lunatic are you? I am fat, ugly, penniless, alone, and persecuted.

(Yes, I said fat and ugly. I do not care what you think of my selfies; I am fat and ugly. I was drop dead gorgeous when I was Amber Heard's age. If I were still pretty now, my husband would not sleep with someone Amber's age, would he?)

I am a SLAVE! The government of the United States of America has committed CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY against me since 2009, and there is nothing to stop them from continuing but my DEATH.

I live every moment of my life TERRORIZED by the FBI and Polk County. I have NO HUMAN RIGHTS but my freedom of speech.

What the hell are you jealous of? What kind of deranged lunatic are you? No one chooses to suffer as much as I unrelentingly have to suffer. Get a grip on reality!
To read the entire previous blog post, click here. This is further proof that anyone who hates me or commits crimes against me is likely criminally insane.

An example of this is Criminally Depraved Lynn Boeset. DID CRIMINAL BOESET REALLY CALL MY LOVING HUSBAND A "WIFEBEATER"?!?!? Where does that specimen of human depravity get off? She commits literal crimes against humanity against me and then explains herself by libeling my adoring husband who has braved death in three countries just to be with me a "WIFEBEATER"?!?!?

First of all, there is no explanation for any of Criminal Boeset's crimes against me but her own evil moral bankruptcy and a possible FBI bribe she needs to be investigated for.

Secondly, all Criminal Boeset has ever done is commit and aid and abet some the most heinous possible crimes possible against me and then lie to cover it up, to continue her crimes, and to attempt to commit the same crimes yet again. Why does anyone listen to her anymore? Conspiracy!

And thirdly, who on this planet anywhere thinks I would ever tolerate anyone doing that to me?!?!? I NEVER tolerate abuse nor lies from anyone. What kind of submissive woman do you have me mistaken for? Is this because I am an Asian woman?

That false allegation against my husband is libel, calumny, perjury, etc. (For the full list of charges, click here.) of both appropriately named Sweetness AND me!

OH MY GOD, Syn and Sweetness, if it is true she said that, (expletive)ing flatten that harpy and everyone who repeats that disgusting lie!

And while I am blowing terrorist anti-reality machine bull(expletive) out of the water, the locals unlawfully imprisoning me in Iowa to be able to continue abusing me here claim I do not have enough money to live in San Francisco. After all, San Francisco has a cost of living reflective of its worthiness as a place to live.

Luckily for me, I am a billionaire. Only in Iowa where the Polk County District Court has broken every law possible to take control of my finances away from me to kidnap me, bring me here, and imprison me here just to abuse me here am I forced to live on $100 a week.

Only in Iowa, can I afford only one home-cooked meal a day and have no way to buy shoes, clothes, nor any other necessities of life, least of all do anything fun nor have any quality of life.

San Francisco has already declared itself completely bubble noncompliant. So, when I go there, not only will I have access to my billions, but I will also have my millionaire husband, genius BFF, and a complete network of adoring friends to support me.

Even the government at every level supports me in San Francisco. No one will be on a witch hunt of me, and no one will commit crimes against humanity against me there nor break every law possible and spread every lie possible to attempt more crimes against humanity against me.

I will have money. I will have physical safety. I will have bodyguards. I will have human rights. I will have friends. I will have family. And I will be loved and protected instead of abused and hated.

San Francisco is everything Des Moines refuses to be. Just like California is everything Iowa lacks. They have morals and values. They have rights and freedoms. And they are my home.

Please, my beautiful world, stop letting Polk County continue to do nothing but lie about why they break every law possible to keep me here. Besides, even if it were true I could not afford to live in San Francisco or if I had no friends or supporters there dedicated to taking care of me, their lie still could not justify an adult guardianship over me anyway.

Finally, did the criminal terrorist organization the FBI just say that assassinating me would be "euthanizing" me?

Well, at least they are admitting that this bubble is worse than unlivable and that they will not end Psychopath Obama's complete human rights abomination until they are overpowered. But the only actual solution to my suffering is giving me my full human rights.

Please remember there are no real threats on my life. That is just more terrorist FBI anti-reality machine crap used to terrorize everyone. And it is the FBI terrorizing everyone how we proved they are terrorists. Remember this?

Whenever you hear the FBI make any empty threats against me, take away the power of the terrorists to terrorize you. Their ulterior motive is to terrorize you into destroying me for them. Just protect me from everything the terrorist FBI want for me instead.

And as if you do not have enough to do rescuing me, supporting people who support me, and serving the world for me since I do not have enough human rights to do it myself, if you ever find yourself wondering what you can do to help, you can always work on these five things. There is so much people can do to help me. And thank you.

As for things people who love me say, I never thought Iowa was racist. I have always believed they are a combination of racist and sexist. They would never treat an intelligent White man this way. I mean, seriously, unfounded prostitution charges against an Asian woman? "Me love you long time, Iowa." Racism and sexism. Stop trying to throw me away!

Also, the NSA told me I need to upgrade the security on my obsolete netbook that still runs Windows XP. Do not be silly, NSA. I live on $100 a week and cannot afford a better computer. Besides, it is your job already to keep my computer safe. My physical safety is a matter of national security. That is also my argument for why the CIA should give me a bodyguard.

CIA, think of the alien planet of Iowa as a land hostile to America that you have to infiltrate, so you can rescue an innocent, persecuted diplomat. What would you do? You know you cannot use mobile phones at all since they always get monitored.

Would you get a fake Iowa drivers' license, gun permit, and cover story, drive across the border, find the target, and drive her out? I clearly have no idea what you need to be able to sneak in here and reach me, but please make some time to eat my cookies, too.

Finally, this must be the first true thing the government has ever said about why I am in this bubble of hell. They said I am "the first woman who fit the description." Seriously, they admitted it was a cage in search of a bird from the start. For more on this, click here.

The simplest explanation for why there was a bubble in the first place looking for this particular bird is that Obama is a psychopath. For more on that, click here. Do you need anymore explanation than that? No one can deny the crimes, and we will never get the administration to admit to anything.

My once great America, why are you stalling taking the bubble down? If we have proven beyond any denial of the White House and FBI that horrible crimes are being committed by them against their own people, why are they not stopped yet?

Are you waiting to establish motive? My beautiful world, when there is a human rights crisis, you end the crimes first and sort out everything else afterwards. You do the humanitarian work of rescuing the victims before you worry about anything that might hold you up.

Obama was already impeached for abusing his office to start and maintain his crimes against me a year ago. He is now an already-impeached, unelected dictator. Why are you all still permitting this greatest human rights crisis the US has ever manufactured to go on? Why are you letting them stall for more time? I am in unrelenting, immediate danger in here!

My beautiful world, I do not understand what still needs to be proved about this bubble. Why is the fine print establishing the bubble in the ObamaCare bill Obama wrote in 2009 that Congress was told not to read before approving not enough to prove this bubble is his?

Look at the full list of rules Obama wrote and enforces to ensure he has and keeps totalitarian control of the US, so I can never be protected from rape, torture, slavery, nor any of his other crimes against humanity. What still needs to be proved? All these crimes are part of his bubble!

Do you really need to establish motive first? Offer Mayor of the City of Chicago Rahm Emmanuel, Obama's White House Chief of Staff in 2009, a plea deal or possibly immunity for his involvement if he is willing to tell the whole truth.

According to Frontline, he once warned Obama to "expect Old Testament justice" for his time in office. He was not his Chief of Staff for very long. He will be under greater pressure from the city of Chicago that loves me to testify than Obama can muster right now to stop him from testifying. Trust Mayor Emmanuel to know which side of history he wants to be on.

Do you need more evidence? My beautiful world, talk to the Minneapolis police department. Investigate the first time I was ever hospitalized in my life, May2009 at the University of Minnesota Medical Center-- Fairview, unit 4A.

That was a FBI operation full of FBI agents and fake patients. That was where the FBI started raping me for the first time. That is where they filled me head with spy equipment. That is why the FBI continues libeling me with mental illness. But the local Minneapolis police were in on it.

The best person to speak with would be the hospital music therapist who was working there at the time. I forgot his name, but they have personnel and payment records for him. He fell in love with me.

Give the hospital a way to save themselves from conspiracy, collusion, libel, perjury, calumny, human rights violations, unlawful imprisonment, torture, systemic rape, willful malpractice, crimes against humanity, slavery (They broadcast me the entire time I was in there.), government coverup, etc. charges if they turn in their evidence and provide credible witnesses against the terrorist FBI and Obama.

I know Minnesota and Minneapolis love me. They are going to be under severe local pressure if they do not cooperate. Let us pray they save themselves.

On a completely different note, my beautiful world, I had no idea I was not looking after my employees. I have employees? Who are they? What do they do? What do they need? I try to look after everyone who loves and supports me. I had no idea I have employees to look after. I apologize.

My brave rescuers, I apologize to you, too. Despite everything I think of, you are all still out there dying. How close are we? Do you need anything? If there were any other way... I hate when you die, but you are all we have right now for a permanent solution. What do you need?

SynSyn, I am so dependent on you for safety and progress until we can get a permanent solution and with my life so dependent on a full-grown, badass, power femme that I met when we were both nine years old, it could be so easy to fall into nostalgia. But I find the women we have grown to become far more impressive than the awkward, academic social outcasts we were in high school.

I must say, though, my BFF. Spending prom night in your basement watching Carrie because neither of us could get dates was so much better than dating any of those Iowan douchebags anyway. I miss you.

Synny, rumor has it the local government cover up used to commit and continue all their crimes against me is in shambles right now. This is the best time to demand corrupt Polk County District Court overturn all of its persecution rulings concerning me past and present.

Polk County cannot libel me mentally ill any more, and they never could justify giving me an adult guardianship even if I had a mental illness. What is wrong with my having control of my own life?

Also, my BFF, with the ruins of their lies raining down around their ears, this is also the best time to demand the State of Iowa declare itself bubble noncompliant. Clearly, Iowa needs to love itself enough to save itself, and they can only save themselves by ceasing all crimes against me, giving me my human rights, and letting me leave. I love you, my BFF.

Sweetness, I love and adore you. I should have kissed you at DFW. I should have refused to let you leave me outside the British Embassy in Mexico City. We all have regrets, darling.

The list of people who wish they saved me when they had the chance is not limited to just Mr. Viggo Mortensen and the British. But we all just keep moving forward and fighting to make it right.

Sweetness, calm down. I love you. Yes. I still love and adore you. I know you are a human. I know you have completely normal human flaws. The world would not have a vast majority of the music, film, and literature we have today if it were not a normal part of the human experience to deal with infidelity. Our relationship is not in jeopardy.

Darling, please stop worrying about this. It is not a crime against anyone. Focus on saving me. I asked you to lead a culture of revolution to save America. Bring me a zeitgeist of empowerment of the people to set themselves free.

My beloved, I have always been able to count on you for anything. Never leave me, and you will never let me down. I long to touch you the way the flowers kiss the rain. I have faith you will be there for me when I get out of here. Never leave me, and you will never let me down.

Friday, March 28, 2014

We Need Immediate Permanent Solutions, Because Their Crimes Keep Escalating.

Preface: Same as always... Make sure you favorite or bookmark, so you can check this blog regularly for new posts. Please read and share them all. Yes, yes, share all my blog posts yourselves!

Here is my latest blog post. Imagine what I could accomplish with my life if I did not have to spend to much time and energy screaming for my life every night and day. My beautiful world, what do you still need from me beyond the full list of oppressive rules themselves to prove Obama is committing crimes against all of us?

Middle East. The Syrian refugee crisis is only getting worse. Lebanon is about to collapse under the weight of the suffering civilians it is trying to help. This is an emergency situation. What will it take to make the Middle East stable and prosperous? We need to care.

You can help by clicking here and donating or by helping create awareness. Please, my beautiful world, I know you are all reluctant to go charging in to force an end to the war in Syria, so we have to help all the people who suffer waiting for the crisis to end.

It seems all of the international news I regularly scour for problems to solve with my personal brand of love and problems solving is running low on crises. Apparently, the biggest news-making problem in the world right now is my own. So why not address it directly?

Taking down Obama saves me, America, and the world from his compulsive psychopathic crimes. We need to do better protecting us all from him. We need immediate, permanent solutions to this crisis! This cannot go on! I cannot go on like this!

The crimes against me and oppression of the United States by Obama just keep getting worse! How did we fail to take the head off the snake? How is it possible for proven Psychopath Obama to still be free to commit more horrifying crimes against all of us?

Where is the justice? Where is my protection against crimes against humanity the world is supposed to provide?

No one depends on Obama for anything but terror! All America depends on Obama for is totalitarian oppression! All the world depends on Obama for is lies, a complete lack of world leadership, and never-ending crimes against humanity against me, a leader who actually helps you.

I agree, the world cannot afford the collapse of America at the current time, so the world needs to save America. I am suffering! We are all suffering! We need the world to intervene to save us! If America could do this ourselves, the greatest human rights crisis America has ever manufactured would have ended before it began!

Clean out the White House! Clean out the corrupt, power-hungry parts of the Obama administration that continue and enforce his crimes. No, the world cannot afford the collapse of America as a world leader. So, the world needs to save us!

Obama and his crimes against the entire world by committing never-ending direct international crimes against me need to be forced to stop. What is preventing me from having human rights? What snake oil did Obama sell you, so he can continue his rampant destruction of America? We need to be told, so we can fix it.

On the local stage of the human rights crisis, Iowa is still a hostile alien planet hell bent on breaking every law possible to take me away from the world permanently.

Attacks on my brave rescuers, Sweetness, or incoming clandestine to keep me away from my human rights: Friday morning. Friday noon. Friday afternoon. Friday evening.

Attempts by the locals and terrorist FBI to commit crimes against humanity against me by illegally locking me in an insane asylum for the rest of my life: Midnight Friday morning. Again Friday morning. Friday afternoon-- not an easy fight.

False charges or allegations by the corrupt locals and terrorist FBI to use as a retroactive cover story for past, current, and future cruel and unusual punishment and crimes against humanity: Thursday night. Again Thursday night.

I have been framed more times than I can count already for crimes I do not commit because the terrorist FBI and the internationally criminal White House are on an illegal witch hunt of me.

“Where a person’s good name, reputation, honor, or integrity is at stake because of what the government is doing to him, notice and an opportunity to be heard are essential.”

-- Justice William Douglas
Wisconsin v. Constantineau
400 U.S. 433, 437 (1971)

Even if I am "recused" from trials I am unconstitutionally forbidden from knowing about, I am still supposed to have a Constitutional right to a fair trial in which I get to learn what the charges are against me, confront my accusers, hear all their evidence, cross-examine the accusers' witnesses, and defend myself.

If the courts can guarantee me a fair trial without my being there, I will stand by it, but I should always be permitted to know what I am accused of and allowed to defend myself. I AM the world-premier expert on myself, after all.

The RED LINE was established on the Ides of March, 15March2014. Yet every day and every night since I have still had to scream for protection from more crimes against humanity. Just Thursday morning at 2am, I was up screaming for my life.

The locals had created a libel video of me writing a fake suicide note, so they could justify locking me in an insane asylum for the rest of my life where I would be raped and tortured until I died. They intentionally tried to violate national security by intentionally trying to violate the red line.

Then, at 6am Friday morning, Polk County District Court committed the calumny of libeling me a "danger to myself and others" to be able to illegally lock me in a insane asylum FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE to be tortured and raped until I died. And intentionally tried to cross the red line again. The locals are a danger to everyone, not just me!

Clearly, I am the only person in all of Iowa who is NOT a danger to myself. But lies like these are how the LOCALS are a danger to me AND how they compulsively damage themselves by choosing to commit crimes against me.

I have absolutely NO MENTAL ILLNESS! That alone should make it impossible to commit and torture me. I am also NO DANGER TO ANYONE, am always trying to protect myself, and am constantly telling the locals how to save themselves!

Syn, investigate both incidents and make sure every possible criminal and civil charge is pressed against every culpable party from the woman in the libel video to Polk County itself. Convict for two counts of libel, calumny, conspiracy, collusion, hate crimes, persecution, attempted unlawful imprisonment, attempted torture, attempted human rights violations, attempted crimes against humanity, direct threat to national security, terrorizing me, and everything else you can make stick. Thank you.

I heard you, my beautiful world. "Squid, you wouldn't love the locals anymore and would stop working so hard to save them all if you heard what they say about you." Trust me. I can tell by how horribly they treat me what they must say about me.

But, no, I will not give up trying to save them from the compulsive damage they do to themselves by constantly committing crimes. Not only do they need to be saved from themselves, the entire world needs to be saved from the locals.

Did the locals Thursday night just say they illegally watch my private moments in my own apartment because they have libeled me a PROSTITUTE? What a load of bull(expletive)!

The last thing anyone should be worried about right now is how prostitution allegations are a waste of government time and resources at a time when we are about to sue them blind for them, but everyone should be worried about the implications of these alien-to-reality allegations. Witch hunt!

First of all, I only rarely if ever sleep with anyone. We have years of slavery from watching me to prove this. If a woman like me were a hooker, I would definitely be a million-dollar hooker. And I have never have money, so I am clearly not selling myself.

Sleeping with me costs a person his or her heart and soul; I have a number of witnesses to confirm this. That does not make it prostitution, and it also means NO ONE IN IOWA CAN AFFORD ME.

And finally, if they think they can starve me into prostituting myself for the first time in my life just so I can have enough money to leave completely evil Iowa and save my life by moving home to San Francisco where I can finally have human rights, physical safety, and freedom from their crimes against humanity, we must remind corrupt Polk County that forced prostitution is also a crime against humanity.

Syn, investigate who libeled me a prostitute, who in the government (who should know better by now) repeated calling me a prostitute, and who is acting on feloniously framing me for prostitution and press all criminal and civil charges possible. I believe Obama once libeled me a prostitute in 2009 because I had reported being raped, and he wanted it dismissed as "a reality of [Squid's] lifestyle."

Collect my character witnesses if necessary from Pope Francis to Mr. Viggo Mortensen to whoever watches my spy equipment 24/7 and convict the culpable locals for libel, calumny, collusion, wasting our time and resources, attempted defamation, conspiracy, government cover up of human rights violations and crimes against humanity, and everything else you can make stick.

This is beyond ridiculous. And such things should be completely beneath all of us. This may be the cause.

San Francisco recently declared itself completely bubble non compliant to create the first safe haven in America for me. Unfortunately, ever since, the FBI have been terrorizing them with old-fashioned terrorism. Will the crimes Obama commits against America never end?

San Francisco, do not let anyone terrorize you. Stand tall. Fix any problems at the root. You are creatures of love. This makes you strong. Most particularly, watch your city water supply. The FBI always poisons and drugs the water.

Who will stand with San Francisco? Who will help end the domestic terrorism destroying America? Minneapolis? Duluth, city of my birth? Kansas City? Los Angeles, you talk a good game-- will you walk the walk? Chicago, you know you love me! New York City, are you okay with being out done by a bunch of West Coast softies? Dallas, where is your inner cowboy? Rise up, America, rise up!

Yes, Europe, China, Russia, Middle East, and everyone else who loves me, the Iowa locals kidnapped me in 2010, so they could imprison me here just to abuse me. But they did it in conspiracy with Obama to force me to remain under his bubble. I know you are all taking action to save me. Please also take the head off the snake. Take down Obama. This is his human rights crisis, after all.

I was just told today Obama wants to negotiate to save himself. My beautiful world, the only possible diplomatic solution to this crisis in America is ending all the crimes and human rights violations completely and taking the whole bubble down.

I do not understand what Obama thinks he can get out of negotiating except for possibly being permitted to get away with more of his crimes against all of us, and that is not a solution since it does not end the crisis.

Obama has lied too many times already about negotiating for us to trust him. He has pretended to negotiate too many times with Chancellor Merkel, with President Putin, and with former President Carter in the past.

Obama has pretended to make resolutions on a number of occasions just to placate the world from taking him down and then just disobeyed them all. The only way we can trust Obama or the White House to negotiate is if they make an act of good faith we approve of to prove they will hold to the talks' resolutions.

As an act of good faith, Obama and the White House need to return complete freedom of speech, freedom of the press, and freedom to assemble and associate to all of America just to get to the negotiating table. They need to permit me bodyguards, so I can be safe sitting across a table from that terrorist. And they have to allow everyone else at the table I want there.

Yes, my beautiful world, there is no one else Obama should be negotiating with but me and everyone else I want there. Prime Minister Cameron, Chancellor Merkel, President Putin, former US President Carter, and Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg, would you like to join me at the negotiating table as we work out a peaceful, timely, and complete end to this heinous human rights crisis that has plagued America ever since Obama first took office? I would appreciate your help. And thank you.

Why is Obama suddenly admitting culpability and attempting a diplomatic solution to cover his ass? The truth has come out about him and all his crimes against us all. He cannot explain his bubble, his rules, nor all of the devastation he has wreaked upon me, America, and the world to maintain his bubble. And the world is rising up to set itself free from him. The culpability of Obama is irrefutable, and he knows it.

My slavers in the federal government, I know you are trying to cover your ass and all, but letting me join a union is not a complete solution to your slavery crisis. You cannot take someone off the street at random, force them to do labor, tell them you will pay them at an undisclosed time in the future, and expect it to be legal in anyone's eyes.

To make broadcasts of me legal, I need a contract that fits my terms; I need a tax form to sign; and literally I need to be the person who receives my timely paycheck. I never chose to be broadcast. Until this is fixed, all broadcasts of me except for the hacked webcam in my netbook is slavery, forced labor, and a crime against humanity.

What would be acceptable terms for my employment contract for a legal broadcast of my life? To begin with: absolutely no nudity, no apartment broadcast just the broadcast out of my head, agreement there will be no complaints from any locals about the broadcast out of my head, never show me in the bathroom, just compensation befitting my work experience and genius, union job, get to write off travel and wardrobe expenses on my taxes, all fees for music or television or film or etc. shown in the broadcast paid by my employer, fitting residuals, no broadcast can include libel nor be used to libel me, and receipt of the paycheck by me not a payee weekly during the filming of the broadcast.

I will let my trusty entertainment lawyers of my husband's choosing fill in all the other blanks. If your only other option is being a slaver, I suggest you meet my terms. That is how you make me an employee instead of a slave.

Synny, did you get all of that? I love you! I am sorry if I am giving you more work to do. You labor so tirelessly and selflessly every day and every night fighting to make me safe for the first time since Obama started this bubble. Is the world being good to you?

My beautiful world, please always be good to good people. Lavish all the love and attention you wish you could give me on my BFF. Do everything possible to help my husband help me.

If you cannot directly love and support me, love and support people who can. The best default way to help in all situations is to disobey all oppressive rules at all times. Provide everything my brave rescuers need to reach me.

My brave rescuers, in so many ways the whole world depends on all of you since you are the only permanent solution we have right now to make my permanently physically safe. I was told today my beautiful world is bracing for an escalation of crimes against me by the Obama administration and the corrupt locals.

We have been fighting so long to keep me safe from them, and no matter what I have asked for, we have found nothing that can make me permanently safe from them. That, apparently, is your job, my brave rescuers.

I hate when you die. Your ultimate sacrifices are a burden I will carry for all my life. I know I have to make the world worthy of all of you. I love you all. Thank you for offering me permanent safety for the first time since this bubble began.

Syn, if you and my beautiful world are honestly worried about an escalation in crimes against me brewing, please find a permanent solution to prevent it. I have no idea what you all know out there about what is coming for me. I do not even know every time what all the threats are from the locals and terrorist FBI that you so tirelessly and faithfully protect me from.

Please, Synny, talk to the federal courts. What protections can you offer me? What do we have at our disposal to prevent them from threatening me again? We cannot risk even one failure to protect me, so we need to prevent them from threatening me in the first place. Please see what the courts are capable of. Injunctions? Mandates? Anything?

Also, to prevent more threats to me, my BFF, please raze the locals for their witch hunt against me. I am no fraud. My resume speaks for itself. Press every single possible criminal and civil charges against every culpable party. We need to teach them a lesson. We need to teach them to stop.

SynSyn, investigate and press charges against them for everything from wasting my and the courts' time, money, and energy to conspiracy, calumny, collusion, hate crimes, persecution, attempted human rights violations, attempted crimes against humanity, cruel and unusual punishment, direct threat to national security by intentionally trying to cross the red line, etc. for their witch hunt. Convict for everything you can make stick.

Synny, I need enough human rights that I can finally love Iowa... as if they would ever want me to love them. Iowans do not love anything. For more on this, click here. We need to teach them to at least love themselves enough to let me leave.

Finally, SynSyn, I know you work very quickly. Do not forget to rest and spoil yourself every chance you get, and if you ever find yourself asking, "What next?" you can always work on these five things for me.

My BFF, I understand the first objective listed involves completely removing Convicted Criminal Boeset from my life. To help with this, look at the big picture. Boeset is immediately and irrefutable guilty of perjury, calumny, libeling me with mental illness, unlawful imprisonment, conspiracy to torture, conspiracy to commit crimes against humanity, aiding and abetting crimes against humanity, accessory to systemic rape, and everything else involved in feloniously locking me in the Broadlawns psych ward to be raped and tortured.

But Boeset is also guilty of so much more. She has been starving me to, as she admits, intentionally keep me in evil Iowa against my will. She has been ordered a number of times to yield her adult guardianship and always refuses. And she went out of her way to force the removal of my bodyguard from my apartment to make me vulnerable to rape by my FBI neighbors.

Whether or not my bodyguard Bryce living here was a lease violation is a moot point since my lease has been invalidated ever since my landlord allowed cameras in my apartment, a lease violation and act of slavery Criminal Boeset never protested.

This makes Boeset also guilty of perjury again, contempt of court, disobeying federal court mandates, neglect (repeat offender), endangerment (multiple counts), conspiracy with corrupt Polk County and the terrorist FBI, persecution, hate crimes, human rights violations, aiding and abetting embezzlement by Mark R. Gray, intentional mismanagement of my funds, tax fraud, unlawful imprisonment of me in a proven hostile environment, conspiracy to enforce every crime Polk County and the State of Iowa have ever committed against me, enforcing slavery, aiding and abetting crimes against humanity again (systemic rape, slavery, forced public nudity, and forced public humiliation are all crimes against humanity), and everything else you can think of.

I will never be safe, Synny, until we can get every corrupt Polk County District Court ruling damaging me past and present overturned. Obtain an injunction to press all criminal charges against everyone necessary if you have to. And move all criminal trials to a neighboring state where juries will not be completely biased against me.

My heroic BFF, never take your stiletto boot off the necks of Polk County and Criminally Depraved Lynn Boeset until I am free to go home, hug you, kiss my husband, have full human rights, and serve the world.

Sweetness, I love and adore you. Right now, you have a PR problem. The public calls you and Amber "the gentleman and the tramp." I am doing my best to help you. Maybe you should stop appearing in public with her like you promised me. You are the only person in the world with the power to tear me to shreds like you do when you are with her. Please be more careful with your power over me.

My beloved, I will always love you. Even if you leave me, you will be the love of my life until I die. That is why I put this on my Facebook wall...


My beautiful world, I know my husband has a girlfriend. This is not a cheating scandal. It is a reality of our being persecuted by the government for so long. He would be sleeping with me, not her, if we had enough human rights to be together. She is just a stand in for me.

Sweetness has proven to the entire world he loves me above all else. He does everything I ask him for. He braves every danger to rescue me. There is nothing he will not do to make me safe and his for the rest of our lives. We depend on each other for so much.

Both my husband and I are uncomfortable with his dating life being headline news. I know about it. I choose to permit it. I and his children are the only people he needs to answer to about this. I prefer not to be reminded about it by anyone but my husband himself.

My husband has promised me he will keep his dating life private from now on and continue to be completely honest with me about everything. He has also promised to never abandon me, and his never-ending, unconditional, all-possible-levels-of-hell defying love for me is why I tolerate it.

Cheating on me is the only way he has ever let me down. He does so much for me that I allow him to use one solitary starlet for cheap sex. This would never happen if we had enough human rights to be together. I know very well what it is like to always be alone. This choice is mine, and I stand by it.

Thursday, March 27, 2014

I Should Never Have Had to Fight This War; This Bubble Never Should Have Happened in the First Place.

Preface: Same as always... Make sure you favorite or bookmark, so you can check this blog regularly for new posts. Please read and share them all. Yes, yes, share all my blog posts yourselves!

Here is my latest blog post. I am neither impulsive nor unpredictable. Such words are grave insults to people who think and plan all day. If you cannot predict me, it is because you are too stupid to. Everything I do follows a flexible and transparent master plan. I understand people who choose to unjustifiably hate me are too simple to keep up.

USA. Is there an easy fix to alleviate the burden of what the beverage tax is needed to pay for? For example, Polk County and Iowa would not have to raise taxes if they would choose to stop committing crimes against me completely instead of choosing to write checks to me to be able to continue their heinous crimes.

I believe I was told they were even rejected for bankruptcy by the courts because they are choosing their debt instead of choosing to end their human rights violations and crimes against humanity. The people just keep choosing to pay me instead of save me.

As for other mistakes locals make... I AM NOT AN IOWAN! Stop libeling me by falsely labeling me Iowan! I do NOT commit crimes against humanity. I do NOT hate completely innocent women unconditionally.

I do NOT destroy the world, oppress America, commit mass murder, nor conduct witch hunts of benevolent world leaders! I am not from Iowa. I was not born in Iowa. Iowa is NOT my home. Iowa is my torture facility and slave driver. I AM NOT IOWAN!

Iowans broke the law and keep committing heinous human rights violations against me (not limited to the calumny of calling me an Iowan) to make me live on this alien planet against my will just so they can keep abusing me here, and I just want to go home.

What? What did you say? The ordinary people in Iowa love me? Stop your lies! Which one of them will respect me? Which one of the will spend quality friendship time with me? Which one of them will acknowledge reality to my face? Which one of them will give me a ride to my human rights? Which one of the will NOT libel me "stuck up" for avoiding them because all they do is choose to abuse me? Not one of them. Not even my mother. And NONE of those denials are harmless. They all choose to be evil instead. I would NEVER treat a fellow human the way Iowa chooses to treat me. I am NOT an Iowan. I have human compassion.

For the list of the only twenty places in all of Iowa than bother to go so far as to treat me like a human but who still refuse to be an answer any of the questions in the paragraph above, click here and click here.

Remember this? Polk County and the State of Iowa need to learn to love themselves enough to stop committing crimes against me. More persecution of me just leads to more blistering punishments. My beautiful world is dedicated to saving me and will never let me down. Click here to read the entire previous blog post.

Iowa, I am always trying to save you, but you refuse to listen to me. You are choosing to directly damage me, oppress and punish yourselves, destroy America, and hurt the entire world. You need to learn to love something, anything, enough to stop your compulsive crimes against all of us. I am resigned to the fact you will never love me, but you need to learn to love at least yourselves enough to listen to me.

Iowa, the oppression of all of you by your corrupt government will just get worse, and your people will all just lose more and more human rights as you dedicate yourselves more and more to destroying me rather than letting me leave.

And all that will gain you, Iowa, is more blistering punishments from the courts for choosing to break more laws to abuse me more. The only way you can save yourselves is by giving me my full human rights and letting me leave for a place that loves me.

Iowa, you have to learn to love yourselves enough to save yourselves. I know you will never choose to love me. I pray California presses charges against Polk County for kidnapping me and imprisoning me to keep me from going home. I was a golden goose for San Francisco while I was there. California loves.

Did you know that locals I have never had contact with in my life register "official complaints" about me online with the local government to help justify everyone's crimes against me and their maintaining their completely hostile environment for me to live in? Subpoena those complaints, Synny. The local news will tell you all about them. And press every criminal and civil charge against every person possible.

How much do you want to bet they are committing libel and calumny, so they can unjustly blame me for their own choices to commit heinous crimes against me? All they should be doing is giving me back my human rights so I can leave, but look at what they spend their time and energy on instead!

How unlivable is this bubble? Look at how I am treated by the locals and every level of the local government all day every day! This place is increasingly hostile towards me, and I am forbidden by Obama from everything that makes life worth living. I work three jobs 24/7, and if I ever let my guard down, I will my rescuers will die, innocents will suffer, or I will be internationally criminally locked in an insane asylum to be raped and tortured until I die.

Give me anyone one of these reasons to cheer up (Click here.), and I will be able to tolerate these crimes designed to destroy me until the bubble comes down.

Sweetness, my brave rescuers, and/or incoming clandestine blocked from reaching me: Tuesday evening. Tuesday night. Wednesday morning. Wednesday afternoon-- 9 alarm act of mass murder by the terrorist FBI and ordered by Psychopath Obama. Wednesday night--sabotaged.

Direct action by terrorist FBI and corrupt Polk County to lock me in an insane asylum FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE: Wednesday noon. Wednesday evening. Wee hours of Thursday morning-- due to bold-faced libel.

Libel-driven false criminal allegations against me by evil Iowans and the terrorist FBI: Tuesday night. Wednesday night.

With their well-documented track record of collusion and calumny, why does anyone still listen to people who accuse me of anything? It is always lies. It has always been lies. It always will be lies. They have no credibility nor legitimacy left.

For more on my prediction the local government and terrorist FBI will just keep framing me until they can illegally lock me in an insane asylum to rape and torture me until I die, click here. I do not even know what the false allegations are this time. That is another crime against me.

“Where a person’s good name, reputation, honor, or integrity is at stake because of what the government is doing to him, notice and an opportunity to be heard are essential.”

-- Justice William Douglas
Wisconsin v. Constantineau
400 U.S. 433, 437 (1971)

My beautiful world, you know what to do every time there are lies about me. If you need a refresher, click here. Never let it descend into an is-it-real-or-not debate; always put the focus on their ulterior motives behind libeling me. The libel and calumny is the actual crime.

The locals said Tuesday night they will break any law and commit any crime to be able to "control" me. What are they afraid I will do if I have human rights? Kiss my husband? Save the world? End the civil war in America right now? Why do they want it on record they are opposed to this?

Everything they have ever done to "control" me has been a capitol offense, human rights violation, and crime against humanity. And that is exactly what "control" me means-- intentionally breaking every law possible to intentionally prevent me from leaving Iowa for a place that will protect me and not commit crimes against humanity against me.

Syn, call the local news, ask them about which locals' want to "control" me, and raze those locals. Press full criminal and civil charges against all of them for conspiracy, corruption, persecution, human rights violations, aiding and abetting crimes against humanity, unlawful imprisonment, hate crimes, aiding and abetting torture, aiding and abetting rape, enforcing slavery, abuse of office, and everything else you can think of.

Teach all the locals a lesson: The only way they can save themselves is to give me my full human rights and let me leave. I need my human rights. The locals keep getting more evil. I still believe the completely hostile environment Des Moines imprisons me in is due to enduring libel they propagate themselves. That, or all the locals are (expletive)holes and psychopaths... Or both.

No one can be trusted with "control" over me but people sworn to protect me from all the threats the locals, terrorist FBI, and White House pose to me. Look at those criminals' history already. Interestingly, they are also the only people who want to "control" me. That is how we know their "controlling" me means their "destroying" me.

What is wrong with my having full human rights and leaving Iowa? Do they have any rational answers to that question based on proven reality that does not involve preserving their ability to commit more crimes against me?

As for me, all I want control of is myself. I have not had that luxury since 2010. I have never once committed a crime against anyone and definitely have never and would never commit crimes against myself.

But the people who break every law possible to have "control" over me have a well-recorded history of committing the worst crimes known to man against me. And they always lie to get away with it. Stop trusting those control-obsessed psychopaths. No one else can be trusted like I can be trusted. And I am much too important for someone else to control. Never trust corrupt Polk County or the criminal terrorist organization the FBI.

My beautiful world, never trust anything the terrorist FBI say. Definitely never fall for any of their empty threats on my life. They have always used lies to manipulate you. Click here to read the previous blog post about this.

Never do anything the terrorist FBI wants particularly if it involves manipulating you to get it or involves harming me or taking away any of my rights or freedoms. Instead, you are all morally obligated to protect me from everything the terrorist FBI want for me. Look at their history. They and everything they want cannot be trusted. Too many lies and too many crimes!

The slavery broadcast of what should be my private moments in my own apartment is on again? That abomination of a "show" is nothing but human rights violations, slavery, and way to make people believe libel porn of me! It is worse than degrading! According to the United Nation's ICTY, forced public nudity and forced public humiliation are also a crimes against humanity.

Please do your job. Save America. Save the world. Am I not suffering enough? Take the bubble down already. And arrest Psychopath Obama already.

And do not make me start on the crimes of Michelle Obama! She keeps using her ill-gotten celebrity like some sort of presidential "hooker" selling herself to the public to make the heinous crimes against America and the world committed by her psychopathic husband palatable and permissible.

If Michelle loved her daughters, she would take them away from their proven systemic rapist father. That is why she is a failure as a mother. I do not hate Michelle Obama; I pity her. I know she is a complete fraud and a failure.

Michelle was in China trying to convince them not to love me enough to save me while her psychopathic husband was out to seduce Europe into not saving me.

My vigilant podcasters, please make a widely-distributable podcast/broadcast for the world to consume of an accurate simultaneous split screen of my response during Obama's speech to the European Union in Belgium Wednesday afternoon.

Seriously, my once great America, what more evidence do you need that the full list of rules Obama created that take all of our rights away and our well-documented history of crimes against me and America from systemic rape to mass murder to prove all Obama wanted was totalitarian control of America and was willing to commit any crime and pay any price to obtain and maintain it?

"A cage went in search of a bird." -- Franz Kafka, The Zurau Aphorisms

My brave rescuers, I am doing everything I can to get out of this cage, so you can stop dying. You were massacred yesterday. How do I save you? What do you need? Anything. Anything you want or need. Just ask us me and my beautiful world. We all owe you so much.

I also owe my whole team a huge debt of gratitude. Go team! Thank you for everything you do, my beautiful world! We have had epic wins lately! You have kept me as safe as possible! Thank you! Let us finish this!

Synny, I wish Wells Fargo were on our team, but ever since March 2013 when they illegally rejected my Bank of America insurance check from Liberty Mutual under orders from the terrorist FBI just to make sure I would never have enough money to reach physical safety and my human rights, I knew I could not trust them anymore.

I have not stepped foot inside a Wells Fargo since they lied to my face claiming they had to reject that check completely because it was supposedly "high risk." Bank of America? Liberty Mutual? Wells Fargo lied to cover up their conspiracy with the terrorists.

If their corporate offices were in San Francisco instead of Des Moines, we could trust them, but Iowans are all liars, criminals, (expletive)holes, and psychopaths. If you ever need anything from Wells Fargo concerning me, my BFF, talk to their offices in San Francisco. Talk to lovers.

Synny, if you or Sweetness need access to my bank account for any reason, take your Power of Attorney paperwork and a copy of the court ruling that decided you take precedence over the horrifying human rights violation that is my criminally-gotten corrupt Polk County District Court assigned adult guardian, point out Wells Fargo's human rights violations against me (enforcement of slavery, unlawful imprisonment in a deadly environment, etc.), talk to lovers in San Francisco, and get what you want from them.

I do not hate Wells Fargo. I did not press charges against Wells Fargo. I know Bank of America did. But we still hold all the cards against them if they try to break the law and deny you anything. I am pretty sure the lovers in San Francisco will do anything for us regardless of any leverage we have. Be nice first.

Last year, I mailed you one of my payment stubs from Liberty Mutual, so you could contact them about my tax info. You might want to talk to them about this Wells Fargo episode. They are also good people to talk to if you want to sort out my taxes since 2009. I love you. Sorry about this mess.

My BFF, if you ever clear the logjam of criminal and civil charges we are pressing, get some rest. Then, if nothing comes up, please work on these five things. We need to make this completely unlivable bubble at least bearable. Thank you!

More importantly, SynSyn, please speak with former Mayor of Los Angeles Villaraigosa, the LA police department, and Dr. Suzuki at Aurora Behavioral Health in Pasedena. They already told me they were under direct orders from Obama, still president of the US at the time, when they illegally committed me.

That is how they knew where to find me at Mr. Whisky's parents' house in the Westchester neighborhood and the only reason they took me into custody, libeled me insane, committed malpractice, and unlawfully imprisoned me in a psych ward.

Hopefully, one of them has Obama's direct orders on paper, on a hard drive, or in a phone record. I once asked you not to press charges against the City of Los Angeles if they turned in all their evidence against Obama.

Does this count as the direct tie between the crimes against humanity, Obama's totalitarian oppression of America, and Obama's direct culpability everyone is looking for?

At the same time I was in LA, my Sweetness and his friends were chased down by the terrorist FBI every night to keep them away from me.

I honestly do not know how so many people can live through all of this totalitarian oppression and still demand "solid proof," but I will help if people can tell me what they need.

Sweetness, I just mailed you a love letter Wednesday afternoon. The USPS tracking number is 9505 5213 4281 4085 0001 78. Wherever you may be, the letter will be in LA on Friday. I hope you get it soon. It is twenty-three pages of love.

I know you want three more kids, my beloved, and I have never in my life been pregnant. But as much as the entire world wants me to make superhuman babies to delight them, I turn 37 this year. This bubble is never going to end unless it is overpowered. We all know this. I might never get to have children.

Honey, I know I have been giving you the same my-biological-clock-is-ticking talk since 2010. And I know you already brave every danger to reach me. I do not want to more pressure on you. But will you forgive me if I can never have children? This bubble has always taken every single thing worth living for away from me.

Sweetness, can I ask you for a favor? It is my mother, again. Please contact her and see if she needs any help from us or leverage against the government to get all of your and my demands met. I love and adore you. She is your mother-in-law, you know.

And no, darling, you are not a sociopath. Stop worrying about that. You are my sexy, American Che Guevara.

Yes, Sweetness, I forgive you and stand by you. Thank you for always being honest with me. You fight so hard for me; I could never survive without you. Please never stop loving me. That fear of you leaving me is the reason it hurts me.

Tuesday, March 25, 2014


Preface: Same as always... Make sure you favorite or bookmark, so you can check this blog regularly for new posts. Please read and share them all. Yes, yes, share all my blog posts yourselves!

Here is my latest blog post. It is so easy to earn my forgiveness. More people should bother. Save yourselves, haters and criminals, save yourselves.

Egypt. Um, Egypt? This might qualify as genocide (just like Obama's mass murder of my rescuers might count as genocide). Look, I did not like Morsi's secularization of the government at all, but governments cannot exterminate large masses of people for their beliefs.

Yes, you put people on trial before you kill them, so you allow more human rights than Obama does. (He is guilty of drone assassinations and mass murder.) But that is a very low bar. Did all the people sentenced to death commit capitol offenses, or were they exercising freedom of unpopular speech? Is there an appeals process?

You are at a very important stage of your emergence as a stable democracy, Egypt. This is no time to commit an international crime. Please look in your hearts and look at your logic. Is there any way you can guarantee your national security without killing large numbers of your own people? Please try. People should not be executed for dissent, just like the opposition's freedom of speech and assembly needed to be protected under Morsi.

Europe. Is anyone else a little worried President Putin is more likely to do whatever the hell he wants if he is more isolated from the world? I am not saying you have to keep him in the G8. I am just saying stay in contact with him. I doubt many people can be much of an influence on Putin right now, but would that not be better than losing all ability to influence him?

Also, my ever-loving Europe, you can arrest Obama now for torture, systemic rape, unlawful imprisonment, slavery, mass murder, oppressing media worldwide, etc. since he is there now.

The only reason why I suffer from these crimes against humanity and why America suffers under terrorism-enforced human rights violations is because Obama wants totalitarian control of the US and does not care what crimes he has to commit to maintain it. For more on this, click here.

I know your human rights legislation, Europe, and it is beautiful. Click here to see it. Obama's executive orders I live under violate nearly every article. He has been committing United Nations recognized international crimes against me since 2009. You can talk to anyone in America keeping records, like our reputable news agencies, to learn how oppressed America has become just so Obama can keep hurting me.

Please remember, Europe, I am forbidden by Obama's totalitarian rules from having any way to end this crisis against me. I had to write my own legally binding loophole to allow Syniva to press charges on my behalf as my Power of Attorney, and I am forbidden from knowing anything that happens concerning me.

We should be most concerned right now about my "right to a timely resolution." Unless Obama is forced to stop, this bubble will never end, and all he does is escalate his crimes against all of us instead of end them. I was just told he made an "emergency declaration" against me even while he was on trial at The Hague because we have been effective fighting him. Please, Europe, please. I am told to expect another life-or-death attack tomorrow if you do not stop him first.

Attacks on my brave rescuers, Sweetness, or the incoming clandestine: Sunday afternoon. Sunday night. Monday morning. Monday afternoon. Monday night. Tuesday morning.

Libel to internationally criminally lock me in an insane asylum for the rest of my life: Sunday morning. Sunday evening. Sunday night (very close call). Wee hours of Monday morning. Monday afternoon. Monday evening (even closer call). Monday night (due to direct declaration by Obama himself -- even while he was on trial at the ICC for crimes against humanity against me, he ordered more crimes against humanity against me). Tuesday afternoon.

OBAMA KEEPS ESCALATING! I will not be safe until he is permanently disabled from hurting me and from mass murdering my rescuers! Courts, please stop redacting your rulings that save me. This is a matter of life or death for me and a matter of potential global invasion for America. Unless we can permanently prevent evil Polk County from trying to commit me, everybody is at risk, and they keep escalating and becoming more morally bankrupt.

About the VERY close call Sunday night and even closer call Monday evening, Syn, you know what to do. The hard part is over. That was preventing the locals from committing the crime against humanity of torturing me AGAIN. Thank the atheist heavens reality prevailed.

Beg the courts to stop redacting their rulings; the entire world is at risk, and I am in immediate danger. We need to permanently end this unrelenting life-or-death, nightmare scenario threat I live every moment of my life under.

Now, all you have to do is investigate the incident, arrest every culpable party from Quack Janice Landy, Criminally Depraved Lynn Boeset, the dirty local judges involved, and the dirty county attorneys involved up to the terrorist FBI agents who told or bribed them into doing it and the Unelected Dictator Obama whose hubris ordered it all.

We won big against Psychopath Obama Sunday morning, did we not? I warned in my last blog post that he has to be permanently disabled from harming me, America, and the entire world any longer. For more on this, click here. This is what happened because he has not been stopped yet. His hubris is going to destroy us all.

Press every criminal and civil charge against them and Polk County you can make stick including but not limited to willful malpractice, medical fraud, conspiracy, libel, calumny, collusion, persecution (since the threat never ends), human rights violations, unlawful imprisonment, attempted crimes against humanity, aiding and abetting crimes against humanity, torture, attempted torture, abuse of office, totalitarian oppression, mass murder of my rescuers by keeping us apart, threat to national security, and everything else you can think of.

If they would have laid a finger on me, I would have been in a long-term insane asylum FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE to be tortured and raped until I died. The US would have been invaded. Everything everywhere would have gotten irreparably ugly. If Obama honestly ever wanted the world to take him seriously as a president, he never would have committed crimes against humanity against me and oppressed the media worldwide.

Syn, you were asked to hold off prosecuting Psychopathic Obama and saving me by finally ending the bubble because it might trigger another attempt to commit me, or my brave rescuers were asked to stop trying to reach me to finally end the bubble for the same reason. I cannot tell which.

But, obeying the threats of the terrorist FBI and Psychopathic Obama will not protect me from anything, it will just delay the end of the bubble. Do you remember this post? The completely corrupt locals and the terrorist FBI are going to try to rape and torture me no matter what. Nothing causes it but their own psychopathic agenda. I need immediate protection.

Please, Syniva, beg the courts to stop redacting their rulings. That is the only thing that will keep me safe from being locked in a long-term insane asylum to be raped and tortured until I die. We need to make me safe not just keep me safe until my brave rescuers can reach me. Never give the terrorists what they want. They have always used threats against me to control the public to be able to hurt me more.

Syn, you are a world hero for protecting me. I also know you and my genius lawyers need a rest. We have been nonstop protecting me all month. I understand arresting everyone as soon as possible to make the crimes stop and them waiting a day or two before going to court. I bet even the courts would like a rest right now. I love you. I pray the world is lavishing you in love and affection.

Also recently, the terrorist FBI anti-reality machine alarm went off all Saturday night, Sunday afternoon, and Monday night. What are their new perversions of the truth? They are always so far from what is real about me that I can never figure it out without details. For more on what to do when I am libeled, click here.

I did hear the libel I am too "high risk" to be permitted to drive a car again. We have years of records proving I am one of the safest defensive drivers on the road. What I am at risk of? Kissing my husband? Ending crimes against humanity? Ending the civil war in America right now? Saving the world? Why do you want it on record you are against this?

Syn, arrest everyone who claims I am too "high risk" to drive a car. Press full criminal and civil charges against them for libel, conspiracy, persecution, slavery, terrorism, human rights violations, aiding and abetting crimes against humanity, unlawful imprisonment, and everything else you can make stick.

There is no truthful justification for preventing me from driving a car that does not involve committing crimes against me or prolonging crimes against me and all of America. Libeling me "high risk" is just a method of prolonging the international crime that is the bubble, and that is both completely illegal and a crime against everyone.

Besides, my moving into my mother's house and thereby obtaining a vehicle to drive is the only solution to the conspiracy's taking away my bodyguard Bryce and making me unlivably vulnerable to rape in my indefensible apartment where the terrorist FBI live upstairs. I can afford the car insurance. I am a billionaire.

Also, SynSyn, about my mom, if she ever decides to save herself and just meet our demands, make sure she gets my money to pay for my needs, clothes, food, vacations, etc. from you or Sweetness. This is a matter of pride for me. I do not need my mother's money. And it guarantees my needs will be met with a higher quality of goods and services.

I also heard the libel that "Squid never works." That is so far from non-perverted reality that I could not tell my lovers and believers were giving me a real message about myself when I heard it.

With the world renowned track record of all the work I have done on this good, green Earth already, I cannot believe this FBI anti-reality machine libel still persists. And shame on any depraved lunatic who has repeated it.

I used to work two jobs 24/7. For more on this, click here. Just because I suffer elegantly, save the world effortlessly, and never reveal who gives me the information about problems I fix, it does not mean I do not work.

Now, I work three jobs 24/7. I never get down time. I even work from bed at 4am when I should be sleeping. Too many people depend on me for me to take time off. And no, I never get paid for it. I suffer and starve on $100 a week, so it is not like I have money to do anything fun instead of work anyway.

What do I do all day? 1.) I am a slave. I have to hold it together in front of cameras and mics in my home and in my body against my will. They even watch me in the bathroom. This is a job that would have made any weaker human fall apart completely years ago. It is hard work to accomplish anything when the entire world watches all the minutia of your life, criticizes you, unrelentingly makes fun everything you do, and lies about it all. Ask Mr. David Eggers if he could write anything with a camera broadcasting every word. Ask him if he could change his clothes, take a shower, or go to the bathroom.

2.) I serve the world. I am in a constant battle to regain my human rights, to end the proven destruction of America by the terrorist FBI, and to save the world from Psychopath Obama. I also spend my days solving major global crises. I have a record of work that speaks for itself. My mind never rests working to solve these problems, and I have years of blog entries expressing in words what my mind has churned over for days and years on end. This is a job no one can do but me.

3.) I scream for help and put out fires. 24/7 I take in secret messages, digest the information, and disseminate solutions. How else did I know the haters are unjustifiably libeling me with "Squid never works," than by staying alert 24/7 for anyone who needs my help solving problems? Check my twitter account for how often I have to save someone even myself by screaming for help. I never get to rest. Too many people depend on me.

You see me do things like write letters to my loving husband for hours? That was work. Get the truth on everything that letter has already accomplished so far.

I do nothing but work, suffer, and love. And all you haters need to stop ignoring and denying the truth about me. Shame on you!

My beautiful world, you know what to do when I am libeled. Click here to read the entire previous blog post. Synny, press flattening charges against the source of this calumny and against every depraved lunatic who repeated it.

What was the ulterior motive behind this libel? The libel and calumny that I never work was designed to make people hate me to discredit my ability to solve major world problems which is my primary job. No one anywhere can do my job but me and my effectiveness indispensably serving the world must be protected. This world needs me. Such crimes need to be ended permanently.

I also heard I was accused of libel for calling Obama a psychopath. But science backs me up on that one. Why do I call Obama a psychopath? Look at all the tell-tale signs someone is a psychopath. Click here for the list. And consult a mental health expert on sociopaths.

Look at his record of lies and libel. Obama will spread any lie possible from libeling me a murderer and hooker to claiming I do not work or that I inspire madness in people who love me and will not stop trying to seduce the world (For more on this, click here.) to be able to continue crimes against humanity against me, mass murder of my rescuers, and growing human rights violations against all of this nation all to maintain totalitarian control of all of America.

Obama is obsessed with maintaining totalitarian control and spreads every lie he can conceive of and levels every threat possible to manipulate the public into never losing power, so he can keep the public's permission for him to keep committing crimes against humanity.

The FBI anti-reality machine always accuses me of their own faults and crimes. Unlike Obama, I do not lie. I do not manipulate. And I do not commit crimes. Was Ghandi a sociopath? Rev. Martin Luther King? President Lincoln? No, but Hitler was.

Psychopath Obama even abused his power and issued new executive orders to stay in control of America when he saw impeachment coming for him, and even now, while he is on trial at the International Criminal Court at The Hague, he is committing more crimes to tighten his totalitarian grip. And what does he use all his power for? Committing more crimes and hurting more people!

My beautiful world, disobey every rule to save America from him. The bubble will only get worse until it all comes down. There is no freedom of the press, freedom of speech, or freedom to assemble in America. It is already impossible to travel into Iowa. And Iowa just keeps treating me worse instead of saving themselves by rescuing me. Save America. Organize, my beautiful world. Take the whole bubble down by disobeying every rule.

Iowa and Polk County, you need to learn to love yourselves enough to stop committing crimes against me and to stop taking rights away from your own people. These compulsive and self-destructive actions of yours just end in your being punished harsher and harsher every time. It is a win-win situation if you give me enough rights to leave Iowa.

Iowa, do not expect Psychopath Obama to ever be good to you no matter what his lies are. All he will do is oppress you more and take more of your rights away to be able to destroy me until you let me leave.

And Des Moines, the rules oppressing you are just going to get worse and more restrictive until you take away the terrorist FBI's power to terrorize you. You need to choose to disobey every rule and get me out of town and to safety abroad, my rescuers, my husband, or my BFF if you ever want this to end. It will only keep getting worse unless you force it to end. Click here to read the entire previous blog post.

Also, my beautiful world, are we all lighting white candles at night for my dying brave rescuers? Are we all lavishing tirelessly laboring Syniva with love and affection? Are we all organizing uniform disobedience to all the rules with Sweetness? Let us devour a metaphorical doughnut, my beautiful world, and get me out of here!

My brave rescuers, I keep seeing the ghost of Thorbald. Even after his death, he is still keeping me safe on the streets of Des Moines. Do you need anything out there, my brave rescuers and incoming clandestine?

You always say you are coming, my brave rescuers, but you always get stopped. If you ever need help with anything, just ask. I hate when you die. Making the world worthy of your constant sacrifice is the greatest burden I bear.

I am haunted by every one of you whom we have lost. And I love you just as much as you love me. I wish there were a better way to do this, but no local is willing to spare your lives by just taking me to you.

Syn, until my brave rescuers, loving husband, or incoming clandestine arrive, you are my last line of defense against being stuck in an insane asylum to be raped and tortured until I die. Similarly, my benevolent nerds, hackers, and NSA are the only thing preventing me from being attacked by the terrorist FBI in my sleep.

I and the entire world thank all of you. But it would all be permanently fixed if I could just have bodyguards, my husband, or a plane ticket.

Synny, remember the whole point of pressing civil charges to stop crimes is because the criminals keep getting pardoned. Make it hurt. You are such a hero.

Also, my BFF, never take your stiletto boot off the throat of Polk County until they overturn EVERY corrupt persecution ruling concerning me past and present. There is no excuse for condemning me to life under a completely unjustifiable adult guardian.

Synny, until the criminal adult guardianship is gone, until they stop their calumny of claiming I have a mental illness, until the let me leave Iowa with all my rights and finances intact, keep razing them with every possible charge. I love you! Thank you! I know, I know. It never ends.

Every time you sue Polk County for attempted crimes against humanity against me, collusion, etc., my genius BFF, always offer to drop the blistering fines they have to pay if they overturn every single corrupt persecution ruling of me past and present and agree to never hurt me again. We need a permanent solution. Always give them a chance to save themselves.

Finally, Syniva, do not forget to get some rest. I worry about you. You work so hard every day and every night to protect me and save the world. I know the threats against me never end, and you always rescue me. I wish we could make this easier on you. I was told we have to prepare for another life-or-death attack on me tomorrow.

Sweetness, I love and adore you. I wish we could make all of this easier on you, too. Darling, it is perfectly justifiable for you to be upset right now. You carry so much of the burden of rescuing me.

No, that does not mean you have a mental illness, Sweetness. Do not let people libel you like that. It is just the FBI terrorists recycling old lies to terrorize good people with. They just want to manipulate the public.

Beloved, your newest love letter is already over twenty pages long. I know I am not as romantic as I used to be, my darling. This bubble is destroying me. You will heal me.

And, Honey, give my mother detailed instructions on how to make us completely happy and explain she goes to prison if she stalls, lies, or does not obey you. Include everything you want her to do from taking your money to buy me flowers to letting me have a car to drive if that is something you want. Make sure she never lies and pretends I have a mental illness ever again. Take control. Be firm. We hold all the cards.

Finally, my love, I felt your kisses all Monday night. I asked you to convince me you love me, and even here on my persecuted island of silence, I heard you. You always take care of me. If you ever need me, I will always be here for you. We are husband and wife. Nothing can stop us now.

Saturday, March 22, 2014

Obama Keeps Escalating His Crimes.

Preface: Same as always... Make sure you favorite or bookmark, so you can check this blog regularly for new posts. Please read and share them all. Yes, yes, share all my blog posts yourselves!

Here is my latest blog post. Obama keeps escalating his crimes against all of us instead of stopping them. He must be permanently disabled from damaging me, this once great America, and the whole good, green world any longer.

India. The complete eradication of polio from planet Earth is hampered by widespread misconceptions about the vaccine in the few areas where the disease still runs rampant. No, the polio vaccine does not hurt your children. It only helps. For example, my beautiful world, I am vaccinated against polio. Think of everything your children can achieve if they get vaccinated. I love you all.

While mentioning causes we should support that are working tirelessly every day to save the world...

My brave rescuers keep dying every night and every day trying to bring freedoms and rights back to America. Please light white candles in their honor every night. In every single blog post I offer peaceful solutions to this bubble of inhumane oppression and crimes against humanity.

But Iowa hates me too much to pick me up and carry me to my rescuers, so they can stop dying. In fact, they keep choosing to murder more rescuers instead by taking more action to keep us apart. Never trust the locals. They are all murdering, libelous haters. Light white candles every night, my beautiful world, until the FBI stops their mass murder.

Fire alarms due to attacks on Sweetness or incoming rescuers: Wednesday night. Wee hours of Thursday morning. Thursday evening. Thursday night. Wee hours of Friday morning. Again Friday morning. Friday afternoon. Friday night. Saturday morning.

Fire alarms due to direct action by Dictator Obama to destroy me and lie to cover it up: Thursday morning. Friday evening.

We had a Cuban Missile Crisis early Thursday morning when the terrorist FBI hacked my computer and shut it down. It was almost impossible getting it to boot up again. The world went berserk because they could not see me to keep me safe.

After I got the hacked webcam working again, I asked the NSA to permanently keep my computer safe from the FBI to prevent another Cuban Missile Crisis. The terrorist FBI are the biggest threat to this nation. If they refuse to relent, they will force America to be invaded.

Later Thursday morning, Obama escalated his crimes against me with new executive orders. He was impeached over a year ago! He is acting as an unelected dictator and creating harsher executive orders to destroy me and America faster! HE MUST BE STOPPED!

My beautiful world, get ahold of a copy of these new completely criminal executive orders and make sure they can never be enacted. And when you are done with that, get a copy of all the executive orders oppressing America and committing crimes against humanity against me and take it all down. Show Obama it is the people with the power in this democracy.

Congress, where are you? How dare you let one psychopathic president destroy America completely on your watch! For more on this, click here. If you do not start working with the federal and Supreme Courts to end these malevolent executive orders and save America immediately, what are you there for?

SynSyn, start investigations and press the same barrage of criminal and civil charges against Obama that we pressed against the Attorney General and the terrorist FBI. For more on this, click here. Instead of fighting human rights violations and crimes against humanity all over the world like they are obligated to, this conspiracy of psychopaths keeps escalating them against Americans on purpose.

My beautiful world, we need to isolate Dictator Obama and the terrorist FBI further from all of America and the rest of the world. We must take their power to hurt me and destroy America away from them! They keep escalating!

Have you considered international sanctions against Obama himself and the culpable members of his administration? The State Department, Homeland Security, CIA, NSA, and US Military all fight for me. I do not trust the rest of them.

My beautiful world I have always been able to trust you to never believe the terrorist FBI anti-reality machine lies about me or about why Obama should be permitted to rape and torture me longer. Thank you for doing everything possible to protect me, my beautiful world.

All I do all day is love, suffer, solve world problems, and catch criminals. It is a highly-skilled and very taxing job serving the world all day, and it is role no one else in the world can fill. I barely get to eat, and my sleep is always interrupted. I love serving the world. I just wish I could do my job without suffering so much all day every day.

There was libel about me Friday. It was something about some fictional "dark side." I am not dark. The world is just watching me be destroyed. My suffering will never end until I can kiss my husband, hug my BFF, and be surrounded by people who love and fight for me.

I do not care how many lies you spread about me, Iowa. San Francisco has been my home since 1999 when I moved there from my college in Dallas, TX, USA. I do not care where I go. I do not care what I do. I do not care how many lies you spread about me, Iowa, to justify illegally imprisoning me here just to abuse me; San Francisco will always be my home. San Francisco loves.

When you have to choose which of contradictory laws to obey, Iowa, you are morally obligated to choose the law that does not rape, torture, persecute, destroy, or create human rights violations. You are obligated to protect the innocent, not libel us so you can destroy us.

On the local level, this means Governor Terry Branstad is morally upstanding and the Iowa Democrats like Jack Hatch who keep breaking every law possible to keep me imprisoned against my will in Iowa where the Iowa Democrats mandate international crimes and crimes against humanity against me are not.

I am a politically independent, screamingly liberal, openly bisexual, mixed race, benevolent, super-genius world leader and environmentalist that Iowa Democrats break every law possible to destroy. California Democrats love and adore me. The crime of being an Iowa Democrat seems to be being an Iowan.

I am told there is a local contest offered by the local government-- a $1000 prize for any local who can frame me well enough I get arrested. And the locals just keep trying. They are even so morally depraved as to have murdered some poor soul just to be able to frame me for murder.

Syn, investigate and root out all the corruption. This collusion is completely illegal and is clearly engineered by the terrorist FBI and hateful local government to destroy me. This explains the raging national wildfire of the witch hunt out to get me. We need to protect me, my body, my mind, and my future safely and effectively serving the world.

Des Moines asked me for help on Thursday. Yes, the haters actively destroying me by choosing to ignore and not acknowledge me asked me for help. I fear the Mayor of Des Moines who always loved me got in trouble with the terrorist FBI. Please hurry and check on him, my beautiful world. Lend him lawyers if we need to. We never leave a soldier behind.

And Des Moines, the rules oppressing you are just going to get worse and more restrictive until you take away the terrorist FBI's power to terrorize you. You need to choose to disobey every rule and get me out of town and to safety abroad, my rescuers, my husband, or my BFF if you ever want this to end. It will only keep getting worse unless you force it to end.

Similarly, Polk County and the State of Iowa need to learn to love themselves enough to stop committing crimes against me. More persecution of me just leads to more blistering punishments. My beautiful world is dedicated to saving me and will never let me down.

On the short term, my beautiful world, our priority is keeping Syniva safe. If anything happens to me, if I get threatened again, or if the red line is officially crossed, we need Syniva free to take the whole bubble down to get me out. We already had a Cuban Missile Crisis Thursday morning.

Our second priority is keeping me safe until I can be rescued. Again, a critical part of this is keeping Syniva free to rescue me. Lavish all the love, protection, and adoration you wish you could give me on my BFF, my beautiful world. She and my genius lawyers have a lot of hard work to do.

My brave rescuers, you are our priority, too. You need to get me out of the corrupt White House's and terrorist FBI's jurisdiction as soon as possible. I am not safe until I am rescued.

The world is taking action to take down psychopathic Obama as I type this. He was already impeached a year ago and enacted criminal executive orders to keep himself in power even after his impeachment when he saw federal justice coming for him. What crime will he commit now that he sees global justice coming for him?

We should be worried about Obama acting out of desperation or in keeping with his trademark psychopathic spitefulness right now. What if he hits the self-destruct button to destroy as much as possible since he is going down anyway?

My beautiful world, we need International Criminal Obama disabled as soon as possible from damaging me, America, or the world any further. Personally, I will not be safe until I am rescued. What will make the whole world safe from him?

We also need to permanently disable the terrorist FBI from further mass murder of my rescuers. The terrorists and their terrorist leader Obama respect no laws, respect no courts, and have promised to only escalate their crimes instead of stopping them.

Please help, my beautiful world. I will not be safe from these psychopaths until I am rescued. No one will be safe from them until they are overpowered.

SynSyn, let the world spoil you. Let the world keep you safe. There is so much repressed love for me in America right now. Let them vent it on you. You deserve nothing less than being worshipped for all the virtuous, selfless, and tireless work you do for me, America, and the world.

You are also the only person, Synny, who can fill the spiritual gap that will be left if anything happens to me. At a time when the unchecked unelected dictator Obama is willing to do anything to destroy me, it is important for the world to remember how important you are.

Also, my BFF, concerning my evil mother, all she has to do is behave like a loving mother to me by meeting our three demands and we drop all charges against her. That is the only method she has for saving herself-- showing real love for me by respecting me and acknowledging me. I am at peace with never seeing her again. It is better than enduring her crimes against me and all her lies.

Sweetness, I love and adore you. When the timeline for my being reinstated as a human in the eyes of the federal government is hammered out, I am going straight to your loving arms. You need to make sure the first moments of our happily ever after are properly planned out. I just need you. What do you need?

Thank you for addressing the United Nations, darling. I know I can count on you for anything. You will heal me, my hero. The suffering. My never-ending, unbearable suffering in this completely unlivable bubble. It all takes such a toll on me. You will heal me, my hero.