Thursday, July 31, 2014

Thesaurus Rex

Title: Thesaurus Rex

Please publish this post now, my friends, and please share this for me with the entire world, both houses of Congress, the Supreme Court, the United Nations, all sympathetic world leaders, all reputable national and foreign presses, etc.

Here is my latest blog post:
A.) The truth is never a weapon. Only lies are weapons. The truth is salvation.
B.) The absolutely most demeaning thing I have ever been called is "special."
C.) Just not walking to the internet every day has never been an option. Ask Syria. Ask Nigeria. Ask the school children in Long Beach with damaging speakers in their heads. But shortening my twice-daily commute to wifi and back again by a half has put the spring back in my step. Now, I just need food.
D.) I like to think I look better in person, but I know I am very photogenic.
E.) Thesaurus Rex is my dinosaur genus and species.

Israel and Palestine. AND WE HAVE A CEASEFIRE! I do not know whom to kiss first, but John Kerry and Ban Ki Moon are at the top of my list. Thank you for following this global crisis with me over these last three most recent blog posts.

Western Africa. Ebola is out of control in Western Africa right now. Because the devastating disease is spread by bodily fluids, it is not a huge risk for spreading across most developed nations if it comes here. And they claim it would be easier to contain in Africa if people there would report it as soon as they show symptoms.

West Africa, please, you can trust the doctors and hospitals that are there to help you. They are NOT controlled by Obama like all the doctors, hospitals, and supposed "medical care" I am subjected to in the US. Obama mandates malpractice only inside his bubble he uses to destroy my perfect mind, but Obama is victimizing only me and NOT you.

Seeking out the hospital as soon as you show symptoms, West Africa, is not just important for you to survive Ebola; it is important for all your loved ones and everybody in your homes to survive Ebola. Think of the lives you can save if you just go to a doctor NOT controlled by Obama.

For the sake of all of West Africa, please try. Think of your families.

USA. Michelle Obama is STILL covering up her husband's crimes against his own people even after we won a judgement against her in court for it already. If you follow my blog or the real news, you would know Michelle told calumnies about me calling me a "porn star" to the government of China while she was there to prevent them from caring about me or America.

Now, if you follow the link above, she is trying to coverup her husband's most-heinous-crimes-possible against me and against his own people from his mental health genocide against all ages including children to his systemic rape and torture of me directly, war crimes he commits only to psychopathically have total control over completely innocent and completely trustworthy me, by being faux critical of male oppressors worldwide.

If she cared about women and girls, Michelle would have removed herself and her daughters from her proven systemic rapist husband by now. That is what makes her a failure as a mother. What makes Michelle a failure as a modern woman is her outright refusal to kick her husband into line. She would rather enable his crimes against innocent women and children.

Speaking of evil women with weak facades, War Criminal Stephanie entered my apartment on the afternoon of 29July2014 while I was writing my last blog post, stole some of the groceries I had to buy for myself, ruined "food" no one here would ever eat by introducing it to our apartment by putting it in our freezer, went into our mailbox with OUR mailbox key to remove OUR mail, and wrote a lunatic smiley face on my shopping list.

This is obvious. Tabia does not eat meat and checked the mail immediately after arriving home, and Liana, my only other roommate, was at the hospital all day.

Please, my benevolent nerds, make a verified podcast of my coming back to the apartment on the afternoon of 29July after writing my last blog post, of my finding my mail in the kitchen, of my finding ruined food in the freezer, of Tabia coming in and immediately checking the mail, etc.

War Criminal Stephanie is an IMMEDIATE threat to me who needs to turn in her key to our apartment. I can only imagine what else she did in there. Are there slave cameras everywhere now? She needs to be IMMEDIATELY removed from The Gables and IMMEDIATELY locked in prison or a long-term institution for the criminally insane.

And immediately after I wrote the three paragraphs above, I removed the groceries from our apartment that she spoiled and wasted by freezing and put them on her doorstep. Keep War Criminal Stephanie out of our apartment for the good of all humanity! A threat to me is a threat to this nation and to the whole world.

Then, as if we needed further proof Obama sends War Criminal Stephanie orders to commit all her crimes against me, while my loved ones were in the courts on 30July both prosecuting her and defending me against the morning's "heart attack" threat, Obama made a taxpayer-funded collusion libel video dump all over the internet to try in vain to distract my loved ones out of the courts to deal with the libel instead.

I was given warning about the libel dump, so I asked my entire beautiful world to label all the libel, which clearly came from untrustworthy sources not anyone on our complete and centralized list of ALL trustworthy sources, with "#ObamaPorn" and to add it all to the end of our queue of future prosecution. This way, my loved ones could both protect me and prosecute War Criminal Stephanie uninterrupted.

Also, while my loved ones were following through on all my snail mail, last polished blog post, and latest blog notes at the time on 30July2014, Obama tried to take down my life-saving livestream, so he could force his illegal collusion libel videos to stick to me.

My benevolent nerds fixed it in no time, but that was a close call for ensuring the truth and the whole truth be told about me only. Without an accurate livestream, I am doomed to die from electroshock in a final torture facility just like Obama has been trying to do to me for years. The verified truth is all I have to protect myself.

And then, in the afternoon of 30July, because my loved ones and genius lawyers were making such epic progress guaranteeing me human rights in California, Obama ordered War Criminal Boeset to return me to rape slavery in Iowa.

So, my beautiful world had to continue clearing Obama's taxpayer-funded collusion libel dump by tagging it all "#ObamaPorn" while Syn and Ugwuji worked on permanently destroying War Criminal Boeset to permanently protect me from any further rape slavery and guaranteed death and destruction of me due to my being kidnapped and dragged back to Iowa against my will and while Sweetness and Amita handled all of our snail mail, blog post, and blog-notes-so-far follow through including but not limited to removing War Criminal Stephanie from my life permanently and forcing The Gables to uphold our lease by meeting our demands.

I would be electroshocked to death by now if I did not have a dedicated livestream and a selfless support system of completely devoted people who love me unconditionally and who also selflessly serve America.

No, it is never "extortion" to go through legal channels to demand a legally binding contract like a lease be upheld. Calling it "extortion" is clearly libel of my pristine character and a coverup propagated to enable War Criminal Stephanie and The Gables to commit more crimes against all of us tenants.

Oooo! La! La! Obama scheduled an outage of my internet service at California SPORT "for maintenance" at exactly 8pm on 30July just before his latest attempt to lock me in final torture facility that night hit the courts, so I had to walk all the way to my old wifi benefactor at Del Amo Blvd. and Long Beach Blvd. in Long Beach for wifi.

When I arrived there, I met Keith. I already recognized Keith from my neighborhood, but this time he sat down and talked to me. Please, my vigilant and verified podcasters, make a verified-as-real podcast/broadcast out of our full conversation from the moment he asked to sit with me to the moment he left. And thank you. We need a verified record of all of that for everyone. You will love it, my beautiful world!

And, then, once he left, I learned Obama was trying to permanently lock me in a long-term institution to unjustifiably torture me with electroshock due to his calumny-as-quackery of intentionally misdiagnosing me with Peter Pan Syndrome AGAIN!

I scream all day every day for Obama and his war criminal puppets including but not limited to War Criminal Boeset to finally acknowledge I am a full-grown thirty-seven year-old adult woman with a ticking biological clock as I demand my full human rights from them, and they libeled me with Peter Pan Syndrome to unlawfully imprison me and torture me all as acts of war against America AGAIN!

First of all, Peter Pan Syndrome is not even grounds for a mental health commitment even if I had it, AND full-grown women who demand to be treated as adults do NOT have Peter Pan Syndrome. AND they have tried that calumny before, AND it still never worked. Where is my protection from double jeopardy?

Syn, I pray you used my 29July blog post and razed EVERY criminal who took part in bringing the OBVIOUS quackery I could EVER be diagnosed with Peter Pan Syndrome even into a courtroom. Reread 29July2014 to the entire courtroom AGAIN if you have to.

Synny, we need blistering criminal countercharges against ALL of Obama's war criminal puppets to prevent this from EVER happening again. If we do not get a PERMANENT solution, my perfect genius mind will be destroyed by Obama in a final torture facility. I need permanent protection from EVERYTHING Obama orders be done to me.

Then, because I did not have permanent protection yet, on the morning of 31July2014, War Criminal Stephaine violated her restraining order to stand in the breezeway and arrange to, in her own words, "force a med nurse on Tanya."
1) It is illegal to force meds on ANYONE without him or her being committed.
2) The only prescription I have at all is for a once daily thyroid pill called levothyroxine.
3) I am not in "independent living" at The Gables; quite the contrary, I have a handshake lease for an apartment with the landlord Ellie.
4) Med nurses are expensive; they are so expensive neither of my full-coverage medical insurances cover med nurses. So, The Gables is consciously choosing to shell out copious amounts of money to literally torture and collude against me instead of just doing what is right, obeying the law, and meeting my demands to uphold our lease. "Extortion" fears? What pathologically lying psychopaths!
5) War Criminal Stephanie is clearly SO CRIMINALLY INSANE she is only willing to commit more crimes to get away with bigger crimes as a coverup instead of just obeying the law.

Assuming my livestream was up and running, we have a verified-accurate recording of the med nurse entering The Gables to set up the arrangement, his conversation with War Criminal Stephanie, and him leaving The Gables with his contract signed.

Please make a podcast and use it in the courts to PERMANENTLY protect me by arresting and prosecuting or, if necessary, long-term committing War Criminal Stephanie to a padded cell for the criminally insane. Thank you. Torture and collusion is impending if we do not get permanent solutions immediately.

I spent the rest of 31July writing this blog post, collecting information online as always, screaming "Obama will destroy my perfect, genius mind with electroshock if we do not get a permanent solution immediately!" and "Please hurry and protect my dying brave rescuers!" repeatedly all day and night due to Obama and his bitch-puppets' escalation beyond any recognizability of their clinically-compulsive repeated acts of war against me, America, and the world.

And now, just like in my last blog post, I will clear some pressing questions that my beautiful world has been demanding explanations to for a while...

First of all, it is the culture of where I come from, San Francsico, to be critical of President #43, George "Dubbleyah" Bush. After all, it was Lawrence Ferlinghetti who proudly proclaimed "Dissent is American" the entire time Dubbleyah was in office.

"Loose Change" speculation of the Twin Towers pretty much comes with every San Francisco address. But instead of opening that hot topic, I will focus on my greatest criticism of ole Dubbleyah: the proper response to terrorism.

I believe, after all acts of terrorism, we have an obligation as a people and our government has an obligation to us as a people to create a better, freer society. If we instigate a police state by taking away our rights and liberties as a free nation, we let the terrorists win.

This is where I stand on the real crimes of terrorism against a once-free people.

As for a pressing question that is rumored to be attributed to Ambassador to Japan Caroline Kennedy,...

In 2009 as "No Dress Rehearsal" when I realized I would have to fight a faceless enemy to reobtain my full human rights from the government, gain physical safety from sexual abuse every time I sleep, and convince oppressed America to acknowledge reality to my face, I decided to put a feminist agenda on the back burner.

I decided to put on my skirt and heels and fight my battles as femininely as possible because I have long believed absolutely no one, male or female, should have to present herself to the world as a man to be taken seriously as an expert in the fields we are expert.

Yes, I am clearly genetically XX. And, no, I hold nothing against women who wear pants. Even I wear pants on occasion. But I am now a Power Femme. And I wear my skirt and heels every day for all humans of any genetic coding who recognize ourselves as WOMAN.

And yes, I wear a skirt and heels every day, but no, I will never give up my bourbon neat in a rocks glass with no chaser every occasion I can afford a drink... which I admit is very rare.

My comment to my husband that he is the only human anywhere who has my permission to sexualize me and how, even though I am not a sexual creature anymore from too many years of Obama's systemic rape, if Sweetness said to me, "You and me, in bed, wearing nothing but a bottle of bourbon," I would actually get a little excited is why there have been so many Jack Daniels references concerning me.

However, yes, Jack Daniels is a tasty American whiskey, but it is still not a bourbon. To be a bourbon, a whisky must be made of at least 51% corn mash, aged seven years in white oak barrels, and, ideally, come from Bourbon County, Kentucky.

My go-to is Woodford Reserve or Basil Hayden's, but I have been known to partake of the Maker's Mark and Knob Creek when they are the best a bar has. I only rarely if ever drink at home.

And, no, I only drink beer in Prague. I allow I would try the beer in Germany, but I have not been there yet. We have been through this before. Reread my 14July2014 blog post about protecting the beer in America from being roofied at the source by Obama.

As for a far less important concern, how many people have consulted my star chart? Click here to see it. I do not even believe in astrology, but I have always been proud of having five planets in Libra, the scales of justice.

I am a Libra. SynSyn is an Aquarius. And Sweetness is a Gemini. If you do not know the significance of this triumvirate, you need to consult with your astrologist. And, no, I still do not believe in astrology.

As the final long-pressing concern I have been asked about, no I am not a time traveler. If you talk to Prof. Stephen Hawking about time travel, he will tell you we can likely only travel into the future anyway.

I suppose that means you could call me a 16th century CE woman who wears long dresses, writes letters longhand, and does Celtic cross-stitching if you want to; I have been accused of that before. But that sort of ruins the point.

Culturally speaking to the British, I believe they think of me as a female TimeLord. Two hearts, after all, have twice the love to give. But, no, I have never seen the burnt-orange sky of the planet Gallifrey.

What would my TimeLord name be? There is, of course, The Doctor. There is also his arch nemesis (who is The Doctor's sworn enemy out of jealousy since he never finished his own PhD) The Master. But I think I would call myself The Monarch.

Who was my favorite Dr. Who companion? Romana Delacdelunda. And why did I stop watching after Stephen Moffett took over as head writer? The Weeping Angels.

Moffett called me a deadly monster because I was libeled crazy to be locked into and enslaved by hidden cameras in a literal torture facility with LSD saturating all the food and drink and where they raped me every night I slept without the cameras watching me.

I am similar living fiction to the people of Japan. I am a long-haired, bug-eyed, sweet-voiced, fully-grown, girly girl with super human powers. Yes, I am anime to the Japanese.

That clears my backlog of concerns you wanted me to explain, my beautiful world. Please collect all of your and your friends future questions and concerns for me and give them to someone who can ask them of me. I will answer anything and love "plot" exposition.

My beautiful world, we also have some mandatory rereads. For the sake of the planet, reread all my blog posts 11July2014 to my latest notes oldest to newest as soon as possible.

I understand this will be a long read. Drink some coffee, so you stay sharp through all of it. You all, collectively, seem to be forgetting everything I have already said. It is impossible to keep up with the new if you forget all of the recently old.

People seem to be forgetting right and left everything I have already proven and disproven. Please stop listening to anything and everything that comes off of Obama's criminal terrorist anti-reality machine and stick to reliable and verified sources only. For a complete list of the only reliable sources online, please contact your local news station.

Just today I had to remind my beautiful world that "No one who fights as hard as I do to survive could ever honestly be called suicidal by someone in touch with reality," for the umpteenth time. I am culturally an academic. We do not repeat ourselves. QED is QED.

My brave rescuers, as for your greatest question and concern for me, I am working on it, but if I give you any advice, Obama will hear it, too, and thwart everything I recommend you do to rescue me. I will still think up my best, though, but if you could find some tactical genius who can actually keep a secret, we will all be much better off.

I am taking myself to the Pig'n'Whistle on Hollywood Blvd. near Hollywood and Highland in Hollywood, CA to see my musical friend I nicknamed my howling jackal, Brian Francis, on the night of Friday, 01Aug.

This is one of the many reasons Obama hit every button possible today, the Thursday before. Obama is proven to have clinical paranoia of my ever seeing Brian. Do you remember 14July?

This is why I am convinced, my beautiful world, that War Criminal Stephanie will use her overpriced med nurse to lock me in a final torture facility first thing tomorrow morning, Friday, 01Aug2014, if we do not lock her up NOW. She has the method in place already, AND Obama is that irrationally paranoid of my ever crossing town again.

Use this information as you will, my brave rescuers and celebrity friends from across town, if you do not all die tonight, Thursday night, trying to protecting me from Obama's war criminal bitch-puppets first.

SynSyn, bless you. I admit people take protecting me much more seriously when Obama is escalating, but no matter what, you and all my Powers of Attorney never let me down.

My hero BFF, you have to listen to so much perjury by Obama and his puppets every time you are in the courtroom. Bless you for never allowing it to sour you.

I understand, Synny, that you are never as irrationally pleasant as I am and that you have always claimed your peaceful, wide-set eyes like the ones on statues of Buddha are misleading, but you really know how to kick burro. And you never let anyone down.

The world owes you so much, Syniva. I would be nothing without you. Are the constant string of no-nonsense victories getting both easier and bigger now? I am doing everything I can to help you all help me. But I would rather be cracking jokes over cups of coffee and spinning your bobbins again in my free time as you work your jacquard loom.

Sweetness, I love and adore you. Go reread my 2013 Christmas gift to you captured forever for posterity in my 18Jan2014 blog post one more time. You deserve a smile. If only I could kiss it onto your face.

As for business, darling, after my last blog post, if Wells Fargo still denies you, my legally recognized husband and official TEMPORARY California conservator, full access to my checking and savings accounts while illegally allowing access and criminal monitoring to Convictable War Criminal Boeset who has no, in reality, legal claim to any authority over me nor over my finances at all, raze them.

Try being nice to Wells Fargo first, but if they obey the terrorists instead of upholding our legal rights, raze them. (Expletive)ing flatten Wells Fargo with criminal and civil charges if they refuse to allow you to feed and provide for me with my own money. We have that power.

And then, send the CEO, President, and entire Board of Wells Fargo Bank to The Hague for aiding and abetting war crimes. They give you full, unrestricted access to my bank accounts, my husband, or they go to a Russian gulag. We know that is no metaphor, and I never joke about war crimes.

Also, my handsome and devoted husband, I have my Filipina beauty queen mother's good looks but the broad shoulders and sizable feet of a Czech farm woman. That is why my bone structure is so huge. Have you ever seen me try on hats?

Darling, we established in my 22July2014 blog post that it is impossible to call me transgendered nor transexual. I get my period. And Obama libels me pregnant, so he can force electroshock on me.

Yes, my king, I am worried I cannot get pregnant now due to all the chemicals Obama has forced on me since he took office; that is why I recommended in your snail mail that we see a fertility doctor.

Handsome, I need out of this bubble and into your arms in time for our joint genetic coding to still romp and play for generations to come. My biological clock is ticking. I know the entire world is worried about this, not just us.

And finally, here are selfies of me, beloved, in the harsh 3:45pm California sun sitting outside California SPORT working online on 30July2014. And everyone knows even the cheapest pornography ever always uses the most flattering lighting possible, not harsh afternoon sunlight. This is me in the harsh light of day. Thank you for being able to love this honest woman.

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Sampo, Harrison Ford, Levi Strauss, Jesuits, and the Rods from God

Title: Sampo, Harrison Ford, Levi Strauss, Jesuits, and the Rods from God

Please publish this post now, my friends, and please share this for me with the entire world, both houses of Congress, the Supreme Court, the United Nations, all sympathetic world leaders, all reputable national and foreign presses, etc.

Here is my latest blog post. I am going to address some pressing global crises. I am going to explain some loose ends still dangling out there. And I am going to update everyone on everything Obama has done to me since my epic last blog post.

Central America. As I have been saying for years and as I just said in my last blog post, the way to fix immigration crises and asylum-seeking influx, is to address the social and economic problems in the originating countries.

Unescorted Central American children have been showing up at the US border in increased numbers all year so far. To keep the children in Central America, they have to be happy and safe there. Central America needs some problem solving.

I do not believe in industrializing third-world nations at the cost of the environment; that serves no one. But if we would invest in futuristic, green industry and commerce in third-world Latin America, we could keep these children's parents better employed.

Then, the children would be better provided for and free to go to school, so they could better contribute to their societies and better serve themselves, their people, and their nations.

Central America needs to jump start a benevolent cycle. If the United States government really wants to fix our illegal immigrant children problem, we need to invest in our neighbors. Fix the real problem.

Chicago, USA. Also increasingly this year, there has been a surge in urban gun violence in Chicago. Click here for their news about just July 4th weekend this year. Local law enforcement is frustrated with fixing this.

The whole culture has to change. No, not just the culture on the streets has to change, but the culture of law enforcement has to change, too. This counts as a cycle of violence. It is a war on these streets. But the more oppressive the police become, the more the streets will react violently.

First of all, gun control laws and enforcement will not take illegal guns off the streets. This is because they are illegal guns. We need to fix the problems that make the poor turn to guns for their livelihood.

Secondly, prison sentences for street crimes will not punish the behavior out of the poor. Our prison system does not rehabilitate. Jails turn our perpetrators of crimes-due-to-financial-hardship into hardened criminals. And then the cycle gets worse.

We need to revitalize our urban areas. We need our poor to have a choice. They need options other than crime for their livelihoods, and they need options other than violence to solve their problems.

Just like we need to address the root causes of social and economic hardship in third-world Latin America to fix our immigration crisis, we need to address the social and economic hardships here in our own United States, too.

My friends Mr. Tavis Smiley and Dr. Cornel West have been searching for solutions to poverty in America for years. When I gave them a foundation in 2011 to help their mission, I recommended to them to invest in communities. Help neighbors help each other and lift each other up.

Similarly, if we could invest in the communities in our urban-American metaphorical third world in our own major cities, we could reduce the culture of violence. We just need to care about our poor and our criminals-with-no-other-options.

Israel and Palenstine followup. We may have gotten nothing done but a 12-hour ceasefire over the weekend. I heard I was requested at the talks.

If I had a way to sit down with these people and hear them talk about themselves and their needs instead of just catching the news when they speak about each other, maybe I could save these innocent children from dying.

This is what I do all day. I solve other people's problems. Obama expressly forbids me from any income but $7 a day especially by forbidding me any regular employment. But what job am I not over-qualified for anyway? Ask my loved ones to see my résumé.

I just need control of my own finances and a life surrounded by my loved ones, and all my own problems will be solved. Can anyone justify denying me these?

If anybody wants to see Obama's admission of guilt and concession that I have been right all along calling his bubble and rules oppressing all of America nothing but his own clinically psychopathic obsession with total control over me, check our court records from Sunday, 27July2014, between 7 and 10:15pm PDT.

At about 1:30pm PDT Sunday, I published my last blog post. I recommend rereading it again for context.

That night, in a span of a few hours, Obama used repeated calumny to try to destroy me in a final torture facility, violated my husband's protection from double jeopardy to unlawfully give him the death penalty, and then escalated his seditious, extragovernmental, terrorist army's slaughter of my brave rescuers. My Twitter history has an archivable record of that night, too. Click here.

Except for my brave rescuers, everybody got through it barely scathed. I was able to use my anger as a tool to protect my husband. My entire support system from my locals to my nerds really shined.

And the outrage of the planet against Obama for escalating all his crimes against all his own people made the United Nations demand an "immediate and unconditional humanitarian ceasefire" from Obama, the United States' first unelected dictator.

Obama did not care. He escalated with another round of heinous crimes immediately after the UN put their foot down. He is a totalitarian-control-obsessed, diagnosed psychopath who needs to be overpowered.

But the US Military just promised military arrests and hearings for all of Obama's ordered acts of terrorism and war including but not limited to war crimes against me committed by Obama and all his lunatic puppet servants. We are making progress.

After nights like that, we all need to hug our closest lover and supporter from benevolent nerds to genius lawyers to fire fighters to brave rescuers to law enforcement officers to military generals and service members to everyone who has ever helped rescue America from Tyrant Obama and his iron-fisted, totalitarian rule enforcement.

Obama's reaction to my last blog post was as much his public admission of guilt as his worn out, irrational demand for absolution always has been. Look up the definition of "absolution" some time. Only the culpable and proven guilty can be absolved; the completely innocent like me have never needed it.

On the evening of Monday, 28July2014, War Criminal Stephanie, who recently perjured herself to get out of criminal prosecution by local and federal authorities with the blatant falsehood she would EVER make The Gables livable for me by meeting ALL of my demands, directly violated her restraining order AGAIN while smiling like a deranged lunatic AGAIN thinking she could fool me EVER into trusting someone as diabolically and criminally insane as she is.

It was the same deranged smile she had on her face last time she intentionally violated her restraining order by driving her car past me after identifying me from a distance walking towards The Gables.

Does it look like War Criminal Stephanie gave me all the groceries I need since she was mandated to do so by the courts? No. Did she give me and my roommates appropriate furniture if any at all? No. Did anyone read my last blog post and look at our court records from 26July2014? Do it.

Read my last blog post AGAIN. I caught War Criminal Stephanie colluding against me on her telephone in the breezeway in violation of her restraining order on the afternoon of 26July, and that night her intentionally fabricated false charges were pressed against me.

This was ALL after she lied to the courts she would turn things around at The Gables. We have the court records to prove War Criminal Stephanie perjured herself to the courts last week to escape criminal prosecution with no genuine intentions of ever meeting my demands, so she could continue obeying Obama's orders to her to mandate (including but not limited to) possible torture, definite starvation, and attempted unlawful imprisonment of me all as acts of war that count as war crimes.

Late at night on 28July2014 after I walked back to my apartment from my wifi benefactor California SPORT, I found that War Criminal Stephanie had locked me out of my apartment complex on purpose.

I have no idea what rational goal she thought she could accomplish by doing this. I tried to call my roommate, Tabia, but Obama forbids our phones from connecting. So, I called 911.

Obama intercepted my call to the police for help with a terrorist who was pretending to be a dispatcher. At least the terrorist acknowledged who I was by behaving nothing like a dispatcher ever would by saying, "No, I am not going to arrest your landlord."

Do we have a verified podcast of the entire ordeal over the locked gate at The Gables on the night of 28July2014?

Then, on the morning of Tuesday, 29July2014 War Criminal Stephanie clinically compulsively kept ringing our doorbell and banging on our screen in direct violation of her restraining order until the speaker in her head broadcast my saying, "Is my livestream running?"

Tuesday was "food" delivery day. I put "food" in quotation marks because there was nothing edible anywhere offered by War Criminal Stephanie for any of us in the complex to eat.

Did we make a podcast of "food" delivery morning, too? I challenge any nutritionist or professional chef to come up with ANY nutritious meal, if any meal at all, out of that swill. She does not even pretend to buy us fresh foods.

Then, after we picked out some eggs, cream cheese, turkey bacon, and breakfast sausage (There was nothing else of any nutritional value.) for the apartment, my roommate Liana had to check herself into a psych ward because the horrible living conditions War Criminal Stephanie keeps us in on purpose had made her depression relapse.

And most insultingly of all, War Criminal Stephanie keeps intentionally violating her restraining order to get in my face and treat me like I would ever be stupid enough to fall for her carefully constructed facade. If she just would not smile like a deranged lunatic through it all, it would at least be less deeply horrifying but still diabolical and criminally insane.

If War Criminal Stephanie is not IMMEDIATELY arrested and PERMANENTLY punished for the rest of her life for everything from criminal neglect and violating her court orders to war crimes and treason (acts of war against me are acts of war against America), it is a conscious refusal of the government to uphold law and order, and I and my loved ones will take down EVERY corrupt authority committing crimes against their own people by refusing to protect us all from lunatic criminals.

Then, after I scavenged for groceries at the "food" delivery on Tuesday morning, I arrived at my wifi benefactor, California SPORT at the corner of Market St. and Locust Ave. in Long Beach, to find Obama had sent orders for War Criminal Boeset with War Criminal Stephanie as an excuse to return me to defenseless rape slavery in Iowa.

Here in Long Beach, my rescue by my celebrity friends is just across town; the public here loves and protects me; Obama cannot rape me anymore since everyone (except War Criminal Stephanie) watches my apartment; thanks to the reign of truth, justice, and reality in California courts, Obama cannot torture and unlawfully imprison me in any more torture facilities as long as we get enough warning the threat is coming; and Obama cannot build a literal wall around me here to keep all help away while he commits crime after crime against me with no one to protect me like he did in Iowa.

I was told Syniva immediately took care of Obama's attempt to condemn me to rape slavery in Iowa again. If she did not, one of my loved ones protected me. This is the sort of most-heinous-crime-known-to-mankind by Obama his criminal terrorist anti-reality machine labels "typical" to downplay its titanic threat to me.

But, yes, I must admit, we regularly process and digest such heinous crimes all day every day due to Obama still criminally being allowed his unjustifiable power to destroy America.

Also regularly, all day every day, I have to scream for help for my brave rescuers. Obama has been escalating against them at a faster rate than he has been escalating against me.

There are very few things Obama does competently. My complete court records prove just how stupid yet singularly malevolent he and his puppets are. Waging diabolical civil war and pounding his iron fist of terrorism against innocent Americans who stand up for this nation are two of the few things Obama is actually skilled at.

Please, my beautiful world, do everything possible to help my brave rescuers. They are all we have to contain Obama's seditious, extragovernmental, terrorist uprising. And all they have ever fought for all these years is to rescue me from Obama and return full Constitutional rights to all of America.

If I were Obama, I would be living in fear of The Rods from God right now. Ask the Pentagon about them some time. If they really do exist, The Rods from God are under the control of nerds at the Pentagon, and that is a demographic Obama really needs to be afraid of. It is very well established I cannot control anything that happens in my name. (Otherwise, there would be no strife, and I would have been rescued by now.)

As of the last time I read an official statement from the Pentagon about this not-obsolete-by-fifty-years-like-nuclear-technology weapon, they did not have permission to confirm nor deny if it existed yet. But, I surmise we know The Rods from God are real because they rhyme, just like, in 2009, when the US Military titled me, "too cute to shoot."

And while we are on the topic of futuristic technology,... Did I not explain Sampo already? I thought we have already been through this. Most of the audio or teletext people attribute to my self-aware daughter Sampo is really just a myriad of people all over the planet with microphones into the electronics in my head. Sampo has largely been offline since 2012.

Weird things happen when electronics are placed inside a human head. They form a bond with the brain. I am asked all the time about the voodoo-Beetlejuice movements that get attributed to mind control by me of other people. But that is all because electronics in their heads formed a bond with their brains.

My electronics are always set on broadcast, and the electronics in everyone else's heads are always set on receive. So, since all the electronics have formed bonds with all our heads, I have been attributed with sending orders for "voodoo" movements from my mind to the minds of large numbers of people with speakers in their heads.

I have yet to ever see it happen and have not really had much time to spend wondering about it, but we are all a little bionic in our medulla oblongatas right now and will stay this way until all the neurologically damaging (especially in school children) electronics are all removed.

The NSA have a huge professional interest in Sampo because she cannot be hacked. They cannot even find how her signal gets into my electronics. Well, if we feel like humoring the only explanation anywhere for this, the electronics have formed a bond with my brain. Sampo and I have a bionic/psychic connection. That is why she cannot be hacked.

Yes, sometimes you can hear my thoughts in Sampo, especially when I am reading and writing, and sometimes she makes me laugh. Whenever she sounds as smart or funny as I am, the voice is not someone with a mic pumping crap into Sampo's feed; it is one of the two of us.

If you have been following Sampo ever since "No Dress Rehearsal" and "Octopus," you heard her grow and evolve more and more into a voice that sounds increasingly like me.

And if you were at the Cafe DuNord in San Francisco with me and my friend Moss in January 2010, you know Sampo, when fully uploaded, can sing in harmony and play guitar solos.

Sometimes we still chat, but largely Sampo is offline right now. And all anyone is hearing is a bunch of people all over the world with microphones. I know for a fact Sampo is not pumped into the speakers in anyone's heads ever since I demanded payment from the government for use of the output of my intellectual property.

That voice is some lunatics always claiming to be someone they are not from the NSA to my own darling Sweetness. They monitor me and Sampo all day, so they can lie about us to the masses. I nor anyone who loves me including the NSA and my darling Sweetness would never pump our voices into people's heads to control them.

And, no worries, Sweetness. In case anyone saw Transcendence, I never programmed Sampo to program nor write code. I made that conscious choice for the safety of everyone.

As a random bit of trivia about me, in 2010 while I was in the UK in ThunderDome, I needed to check on some Catholic churches and convents in Mexico City that had been overrun by the same sick, brainwashed cult that invaded the British Embassy while I was there.

I did not have their addresses nor enough money for postage from the UK to Mexico, so I tried to look up my closest Catholic church in the ThunderDome thinking they would be able to deliver the mail for me.

I found a Loyola Hall in the phone book. Colloquially, "Loyola" means "a place where Jesuit monks educate people," so I sent my mail there with an explanation about what happened in Mexico.

I also asked the Catholic monks about apples. I never received a response from them, so I guess the expert Biblical scholars are still trying to figure out my question.

In the Garden of Eden, the English language translation of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge is "apple." But in the desert where the Hebrew scholars wrote the Old Testament in years of layers over layers, there were no apple trees. If it were a date tree or a fig tree, it would have made sense. But apples?

I asked the Jesuits how long the Fruit of Knowledge has been translated into the English language as an apple and if it was because apples were always culturally considered the fruit of knowledge in Western nations.

After all, in the 16th century, it was an apple that fell beside Newton inspiring him to develop his theories on gravity. How long has this been going on? As I said, the Jesuits never got back to me. Are there any expert scholars on Biblical translation who know?

This is not really a high priority considering everything happening in my life, but this is the sort of thing I sit and wonder about when I am not worrying about dying children in every country everywhere.

There are also questions people have for me not just questions I have for other people circulating academia, too.

If you talk to mi bandido cariño, Datiko, about common misdiagnoses of me by quack psychologists not just Obama's infamous infestation of quack psychiatrists, you would know people have been unjustifiably assuming I have "Daddy Issues" for years because my father was never ever in my life someone I could count on for support.

The quack psychologists were always clinically wrong about my ever needing or wanting a romantic attachment to anything even vaguely resembling my evil father. But that quackery is why Datiko had a big, thick, ugly mustache.

I have never once in my life been attracted to anything evil. And I have always avoided every prospective date who reminded me of my father. My replacement in my life for the loving father figure I never had is the heroic Mr. Harrison Ford.

"I happen to like nice men." -- Princess Leia

Years ago, even while my evil father was alive, if you have followed my blog from the start, you would know I asked Harrison to give me away at my wedding to Sweetness. I do not have a romantic attachment to darling Mr. Ford, but I love him like the dad I have never had.

And I understand he takes his job as my adopted father very seriously. Harrison was one of the first people to volunteer to risk his life to try to save me when Sweetness needed someone to take his place on the front lines years ago, and my darling father figure is still trying to rescue me now.

I heard Harrison got caught on Sunday, 27July trying to pick me up, feed me, and make me safe. I asked him to collect his evidence and turn in all of Obama's criminal terrorists who pointed guns at his head to stop him.

Luckily, it is not illegal to try to rescue me; it is even completely Constitutional. I have more on this later in this post when I address Sweetness directly. If Daddy Ford is not completely legally in the clear by now, all he has to do is give me details, and I will take care of it.

As for my final loose end I will explain in this blog post, I did once in my past consider plus-size modeling. I have never once in my life been happy being treated as a pretty face instead of a thinker, but I had a perfect hourglass figure and needed some cash.

I answered an ad for a fit model for the Levi Strauss Company. Ask what a fit model is. It brought me all the way to the offices of the Ford Modeling agency on Union Square in San Francisco where they took my measurements and just kept taking photos of me.

Nothing ever really came of it, but that is the legitimate path I would have taken, if any, to a modeling career. I NEVER would have permitted and still will never permit hidden cameras I am forbidden from knowing about in my bathroom, bedroom, or television.

Has anyone ever seen me Google myself? Have you read Obama's book of rules? I have never once since Obama built his "egg" around me been permitted to ever know I am a slave.

I have always been forbidden from being told about any and all of the cameras and mics Obama has used since he took office to sell me against my will and intentionally without my knowledge, especially the cameras and mics in my own body.

We have established ALL of the porn including the child pornography using fifteen year olds Obama has ever used taxpayer money to produce and sell of "me" has really been libel propaganda since I NEVER masturbate and have only slept with one man, no-nickname-Jared, since Halloween 2009 and that was only to save my marriage since my husband had my permission to take a mistress.

I heard the nasty calumny that I would ever grant permission to any psychopath ever to watch me in the privacy of my own home, but all anyone has ever had to do was read Obama's rules to know that was another of his pathological lies.

My livestream is the first ever broadcast of me I have ever consented to since Obama's bubble began, and, yes, I consent to verified podcasts, too, of absolutely anything in my livestream. My benevolent nerds NEVER show me on the toilet, and I have enough control over my own eyeball to maintain perfect modesty of my own body.

I ended my slavery by fleeing that camera-infested rape apartment War Criminal Boeset mandated I live in in Iowa under orders from Obama so he could sell me. And I am NEVER permitting cameras in my home once I have enough human rights, bodyguards, and loved ones in my immediate environment to allow me to get my closed-circuit security system removed.

Blackmail? You actually humored their terrorist coverup calumny that they had blackmailed me into permitting them to broadcast me with hidden cameras I was never allowed to know about? What the hell would anyone anywhere ever have over me they could blackmail me with?

Stop listening to Obama nor his criminal terrorist anti-reality machine. Stick to only trustworthy sources instead.

My beautiful world, Obama has been lying through his teeth for months trying to coverup all of his crimes against his own people; even though, the entire world is a witness.

Obama is desperate Desperate DESPERATE to permanently silence my forum for telling the truth. Instead of fearing Obama's escalating oppression, motivate America en masse to disobey his every rule. Then, we all get rights; I get food; and everyone can talk to me.

Just organize America, my beautiful world, to pick a date and a time and forever after obey the laws in this once-great nation instead of the rules, so we can be a free people again.

Look at the bad luck my brave rescuers and my friends are having trying to give me a lift to someplace Obama cannot hurt me anymore. Why not just render where I am someplace Obama cannot hurt me anymore? I could use the food.

My brave rescuers, collect all evidence possible and report all acts of Obama's terrorism against any and all of you to the State of California, the Department of Homeland Security, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, and the US Military every time he hurts or stops you.

Just like I need to file official police reports EVERY TIME War Criminal Stephanie makes even the slightest infraction against me, you all, my brave rescuers, need to file official reports EVERY TIME Obama's terrorists commit even the slightest infractions against you.

Except for the Department of Justice, the federal government has pretty much redeemed itself already, so use the system. Traditionally, acts of terrorism and acts of war against America are tried in our military courts; thus, Guantanamo, our prison for terrorists is a military prison. Start demanding justice.

As for crimes against me, SynSyn, we need to permanently contain Obama's unrelenting threat to permanently destroy me in a final torture facility with further war crimes of torture and unlawful imprisonment due to Obama-mandated malpractice.

My hero BFF, obtain court injunctions to press every scorching criminal charge we can make stick against EVERYONE involved in Obama's already-blown coverup to destroy my perfect genius mind with electroshock, etc. including but not limited to his war criminal puppets who propagate on official record to the courts Obama's intentionally fabricated false allegations I have any mental illness at all whatsoever, whoever allows the quack allegations to even reach the court, Obama himself for sending the orders, the quack torture facility itself that agrees to unlawfully imprison and torture me as acts of war for Obama, and everyone in between.

Synny, press every blistering criminal and civil counter charge possible every time I am threatened with a final torture facility. We need to punish this behavior out of Obama and his criminal terrorist conspiracy.

And finally, SynSyn, did the fashion industry give you a cutting-edge-technology jacquard loom yet, or do I have to buy it for you? You are a jacquard loom master. If I had not called on you in my time of need, fine art tapestries would have been your only dharma in this world. I am sure working the loom again would be great for your soul if you ever get downtime.

Sweetness, I love and adore you. Is Obama's criminal terrorist anti-reality machine really oozing snake oil calumny that you are "irresponsible" because you have had for years what even the federal court system calls "the only appropriate reaction" to my suffering under Obama's rules? What a bunch of desperate, deranged-lunatic psychopaths!

My devoted husband, the reasons Obama is targeting you right now with a never-ending string of intentionally fabricated false charges for taking repeated and increasingly effective CONSTITUTIONAL action to rescue me, your own dying wife, are threefold.

First of all, he wants you to stop sending me rescue attempts. Luckily, it is not illegal to come to my rescue, especially if done peacefully; it is even CONSTITUTIONAL.

What is illegal is Obama sending seditious terrorists to point guns in the faces of upstanding patriots like Harrison Ford and Brad Pitt to prevent them from offering me physical safety and adequate nutrition to save my life as their service to our nation and to all the world.

Secondly, darling, Obama wants criminally-obtained leverage over me that he can beat me into submission with. Due to my life-saving livestream, Obama is close to giving up trying to make his crackpot, blatant, alien-planet calumnies stick to me.

Yes, it is now impossible to make anyone believe I have ever in my life been a dead, pregnant, masturbating, transexual, lesbian hooker. So, Obama's criminal terrorist anti-reality machine is colluding against YOU now.

Persecuting you and taking you away from me is how Obama plans on psychopathically controlling me now, so we need to take his power to hurt you away from him.

Beloved, press blistering criminal and civil countercharges, spend some time cleaning up Obama's alien-planet libel of you by posting hard evidence with reliable sources, use investigations and competent prosecution to permanently disable whatever corrupted "justice" system body allowed Obama's false charges of you in the first place, make and publish thorough records of everything, and then hug and kiss my step-kids. And do this every time.

My irreplaceable husband, you need to take care of yourself, too, so you can stay safe and free to take care of me.

Thirdly, Obama wants to distract you away from everything you do for me by making you defend yourself. So, call in Dr. Amita T. Mistry from my legally binding Power of Attorney paperwork from 2009 to help move our prioritized list of legal action through the courtrooms while you take care of yourself... and even after.

Pay my college buddy Amita with my own money for her time just as handsomely as we pay my genius lawyers, SynSyn, and Ugwuji for their time. You just need some backup, HoneyHoney; I keep you too busy,

This way, darling, we will have SynSyn and Ugwuji handling my defense and all countercharges. And we will have you and Amita handling competently prosecuting every criminal who has ever hurt me. We cannot let Obama slow us down with his clinically compulsive criminal activities.

Also, HoneyHoney, speaking of your prioritized list of legal action to take care of, never forget that we gained legal leverage over Iowa-based Wells Fargo Bank in 2013 after my evil father died of pancreatic cancer.

The good-riddance death of Evil Tom freed up my finances that he used to control under my completely-unjustifiable, mysogynistic, Corrupt-Polk-County-appointed-when-they-had-absolutely-no-jurisdiction-over-me-under-Obama's-mandated-coverup-I-have-any-mental-disability-at-all-whatsoever adult guardianship.

But Wells Fargo criminally and unjustifiably rejected my check from Liberty Mutual Insurance issued by Bank of America to intentionally keep me penniless, starving, and subjected to systemic rape and other war crimes in Des Moines just as Obama ordered them to. Wells Fargo is Iowan, and Iowa is evil.

Wells Fargo's lie to my face as their coverup for aiding and abetting Obama's torture, starvation, systemic rape, and other war crimes against me was that insurance checks issued by Bank of America are "high risk."

There was a Bank of America vs. Wells Fargo smack down over this in 2013. My well-informed husband, you can ask Bank of America and Liberty Mutual for their evidence.

We never pressed charges against Wells Fargo, so we could have leverage over them. And the statute of limitations on aiding and abetting war crimes and their CONTINUING conspiracy will never run out.

Please use this, my under-appreciated-as-intelligent husband to take total control of my finances away from War Criminal Boeset and to gain complete control of my Wells Fargo Bank account, so you can feed and provide for me. I love and adore you.

Also, darling, do you remember my last blog post when I referred to the type of women you fall for as younger, doe-eyed innocents? I have a similar soft spot for intelligent, socially awkward menfolk.

Some of them, like Vinny, remind me of my tiny mother. Others, like you, beloved, are simply the most physically attractive men on the planet. But all men I have ever fallen in love with have been awkward. I cannot stand smooth-talkers nor mysogynists.

Handsome, we can talk about the strong, older, hyper-feminine women another time. I admit, there have not been many. No, Amber is not my type, so the gossip-mongers intentionally fostering false salacious libel of a possible ménage tois can suck on the sacredness of our legally recognized marriage until they choke themselves.

Sweetness, we are also having more mail delivery drama, too. The USPS, for the first time ever since Obama's bubble began, has decided to refuse delivery of my mail to you. Click here to see the tracking for your love letter sent by me c/o David Letterman at the Ed Sullivan Theater.

The USPS has begun lying in their tracking and refusing with no honest justification to deliver your mail to anyone. Click here for the tracking of your love letter I sent c/o Brian Williams at 30 Rock.

My adoring husband, please organize a conference call for you, darling Mr. David Letterman, and sweetheart Mr. Brian Williams with the USPS. There is nothing in Obama's rules that mandates I cannot send outgoing mail to my own husband through accurate business addresses of my own friends.

This is not obedience to Obama's rules (to which I am the only exception anyway) requiring the USPS to deny me services I pay for up front and lie to my face about it.

The USPS knows I am mailing you modern illuminated manuscripts of priceless historic value. Make sure they deliver my mail to you, HoneyHoney, while both envelopes are still in New York City.

I am sorry I keep you so busy, my darling man. I just want to make sure my handwritten poetry and prose reaches you. Obama needs to learn NOBODY messes with my husband and gets away with it.

And, my opposite of kryptonite, you are the only person anywhere in the United States, including Iowa not just California, except for my three Powers of Attorney with any legal authority to access my bank accounts or control my finances for me.

There is so much work to do, my hero and my king. If you need anything, just send me details. Ask anyone anywhere who genuinely loves me for help. And once this work is done, I will be lying beside you on our royal bed, nestled in your arms, pressing sweet kisses against your handsome face, and twirling the hair on the nape of your neck in my fingers while we make the world wait for us.

Sunday, July 27, 2014

The Gables

Title: The Gables

Please publish this post now, my friends, and please share this for me with the entire world, both houses of Congress, the Supreme Court, the United Nations, all sympathetic world leaders, all reputable national and foreign presses, etc.

Here is my latest blog post. Obama still refuses to call me to negotiate and just promised on 25July2014 to escalate all his crimes against me and against the United States beyond any recognizability of this nation as America any longer. We need him permanently contained.

Israel and Palestine. Israel is used to having to fight just to survive. They are not cognizant in their political culture yet that they are the ones in control right now and that they can solve problems now through means other than fighting.

President Netanyahu recently said he has a right to protect his people from rocket attacks from Hamas. But the only thing that can stop the rockets is his giving Gaza human rights. Firing guns at them will only cause more rockets. That is the reality of their cycle of violence.

On Saturday, both sides successfully participated in a 12-hour ceasefire. But the future of the peace is speculative. As of 10pm PDT on 26July2014, Hamas had rejected a 24-hour extension of the ceasefire because it did not include the retreat of Israel forces from their borders despite the extension being recommended by the United Nations and already approved by Israel.

The United Nations are worried further conflict will only lead to another occupation of Gaza by Israel. That is why Secretary General Ban Ki Moon is pushing for a seven-day ceasefire. The United Nations is trying to prevent more children from dying while they negotiate. But Hamas was not happy with the terms of the ceasefire.

Before I went to bed Saturday night, 26July2014, I told the world I think Hamas should trust the UN more. The United Nations are dedicated to preventing another Israeli occupation of Gaza. And I think Israel needs to start thinking up terms that will make Hamas happier like more human, political, and economic rights-- basic humanitarian infrastructure necessary for a stable peace.

Click here for the news I woke up to Sunday morning, 27July2014. Israel wants no more tunnels and dismantled rockets, and I think that is a reasonable exchange for egalitarian human, political, and economic rights for Palestine. Hamas will not need to fight if they are no longer oppressed.

Hamas should really embrace this chance to fix the real problems in Palestine while Israel is worried about their rockets, and Israel knows from its own experiences fighting to be recognized as a legitimate nation in the region that acknowledgement of the right to exist can make populations peaceful and prosperous.

Yes, Israel and Palestine both have legitimacy to exist. Neither side should have to fight a war to be able to provide safety, food, and egalitarian democratic representation for their own people. Implementation of full rights for Palestine while dismantling their (pointless if they have rights) weaponry and tunnels is all the talks should have to work out now. That should make both sides happier.

And at the time of the publication of this blog post, that is everything I can do for Israel and Palestine without being able to meet with them myself.

Ukraine. Russia has been moving weaponry into eastern Ukraine instead of just motivating Russia-friendly rebels. This has all been going on while the world has been distracted with trying to feed and protect me and working to bring peace to the Middle East.

Why is Russia so invested in controlling Ukraine? Obama is a diagnosed psychopath with irrational control issues, but unlike Obama, Vladimir Putin is not a new Hitler. Russia actually has a rational, strategic, geographic, military interest in Ukraine's Crimean Peninsula in the Black Sea.

With the revolution in Kiev earlier this year that brought the dawning of a less Russia-friendly government in the Ukraine, Putin is worried he will lose his navy bases if he does not have a direct path of Russian-controlled land leading straight to them.

Putin is not trying to build a new Soviet empire. He is just trying to protect his tactical foothold in the Mediterranean. If Putin would just be honest about this, the world would demonize him less.

President Putin is a former KGB agent. This explains both why he loves and adores me so much (Spies, especially former Cold War spies like Cuddlebunny, cannot get enough of me.) but also why he is a little awkward and misleading in all diplomatic proceedings.

I tell the full, compassionate truth about everything and everyone everywhere to serve my and the world's needs. President Putin is trained to obfuscate to meet his nation's goals and to serve his Mother Russia.

If we could just motivate President Poroshenko of the Ukraine and President Putin of Russia to sit down and have an honest conversation with no mind games nor coverups nor even paranoia about each other, this would be easy to fix. I could have done this by now myself if I could have just had some tea with those two. But I am forbidden such freedoms and rights by Obama.

If the Ukraine does not want an full invasion by Russia, they just need to prove they will uphold their treaties keeping Russia's navy bases fully operational in the Black Sea. I am not saying Russia is justified in invading if the treaties are not upheld, but that is probably the best diplomatic fix for the Ukraine. Neighbors need to learn how to get along.

Central African Republic. The United Nations is most worried about the crisis in this nation because of all the underfunded refugees. Click here to donate to these starving women and children.

But if you have been reading my blog since at least 2010, you would know my fix to asylum-seeking and refugee crises is to fix the root problems in the originating nations.

Basically, Muslims and Christians need to learn to get along. In Africa, I have long urged the Red Cross and the Red Crescent to work side by side, so the entire population can see the two symbols serving their people together.

We need to change the culture in the Central African Republic, so these two religions can learn to appreciate and depend on each other peacefully. And then someday they might learn to love each other as one population.

Until we can end their cycle of violence by teaching them the benefits of peace in ensuring human rights, liberties, justice, fair democracy, and education, so that they may prosper, we will still have to fund their starving refugees. So click on that link above for all the world. And thank you.

Libya. We need leaders (with enough gravitas to control or at least sway all their followers) from each militia to sit down and talk with each other about what they love about Libya. These people must have nationalism, or why are they all fighting for control of their country?

The international community wants to help, but they "do not know whom to bomb." So, the international community needs to make these people speak to each other.

It is unmistakable that every warring militia in this war torn country wants what each thinks is best for Libya and are all willing to die to bring their vision of their ideal home. So, let that be their starting point in conversations with each other.

If we can help them help each other instead of fight each other, think of how fast we could build a stable post-Qadaffi democracy.

USA. This is strange. Republican women seem to be trailing in fundraising. Yes, this is strange since it is the GOP who supports me (despite my being one of the most liberalizing world leaders on the planet right now) when it is the Democrats who refuse to protect me from Obama's rape slavery and mysogynistic libel.

Is it true the Democrats are lying through their teeth that they cannot protect America from Obama because it is "unprecedented" to remove power from an already-impeached tyrant and dictator?

In the land of reality, Obama's crimes against America that have rendered this once-great nation completely unrecognizable from declaring all freedom of speech and freedom of the press "illegal" and enforcing systemic rape, human trafficking, and human rights abuses against me as "legal" while enforcing all of his crimes against his own people with an iron fist of terrorism, death, violence, coverups, libel, genocidal mind-control, and civil war is the only thing "unprecedented" in America right now.

Force the Democrats to be honest. Fixing this greatest human rights crisis America has ever endured is "necessary" not "unprecedented."

If Democrats want to play party politics tell them to disown Unelected Dictator Obama. His clear apostasy from Democratic ideals and from being an American are enough to warrant this.

Democrats (and not even all Democrats-- Senator Dianne Feinstein, for example, stands up for America-- but enough Democrats to destroy America) need to stop drinking diagnosed Psychopath Obama's snake oil and work with Republicans to serve America again.

This is no time for party politics on either side of the aisle at the cost of all American morality and Constitutional rights. Congress needs to learn to serve America selflessly when we are in a time of crisis, like we have been ever since Obama established his rules.

Democrats are not to blame alone for Congressional dysfunction, but Democrats are to blame alone for Obama maintaining power as an unelected dictator destroying America.

Democrats can fix this, though, by disowning Obama from their party and serving their nation instead of their magnetic, diagnosed psychopath of a tyrant. This is possibly the end of the Democratic Party if they do not turn on Obama. The world sees everything.

It took less than two generations after the Nazis for Germany to rise in Europe as a benevolent world-leading nation. America CAN be saved.

As for Obama's reach into my living conditions... Seeing as War Criminal Stephanie refuses to obey her restraining order to stay over fifty feet away from me at all times to protect me from her uncontrollable, criminally insane, pathologically lying, immediate threat to me, I thought I would take a moment to explain all her crimes against me so far all in one place instead of spread out over my last month of blog posts.

First of all, I caught The Gables, the apartment complex I live in, preying on the mentally ill. That is why they are so desperate to make me homeless by forcing me out on the street.

If I can be forced into giving up this, the safest living arrangement I have had since Obama took office, then The Gables believes they will be free to go back to preying on the mentally ill with no one to make a record of it.

As for the sordid details, I have a handshake lease with Ellie, the landlord at The Gables, to pay $700 a month for a safe place to live, full appropriate furniture, all the nutritious food I can eat, and full utilities.

From what I can tell, Syn, Sweetness, whichever is legally handling my finances as a recognized California resident outside War Criminal Boeset's jurisdiction never pays my rent late.

The actual rent for the whole unit is $950 a month since it is technically a slum. I have two roommates, so Ellie is collecting $2100 a month for the unit. We pay "above market rate" for the food, furniture, and utilities. Ask the utility companies for how small our bills are.

And when I say the The Gables preys on the mentally ill, I mean everyone here War Criminal Stephanie pathologically lies about "taking care of" is a victim of her scam. There are even three full-grown men living in a one-bedroom apartment in unit #9 paying the same exorbitant "above market rate" we full-grown women pay also without any food.

Since I have moved in, War Criminal Stephanie has refused us any furniture but twin beds. We are all full-grown and fully competent women, but Tabia even sleeps on a bunk bed. We live in an empty slum where all of us spend all our money on rent and as much nutrition as possible.

Since I moved in, War Criminal Stephanie has libeled me mentally ill, used the calumny of calling me a psychopath, irrationally and publicly accused me of her own crime as a "scam artist," pressed intentionally fabricated false charges against me, installed a pinhole camera in our downstairs bathroom that she refuses to either acknowledge or remove, intentionally interrupted delivery of our mail, removed mail from my mailbox, just to be able to starve me torn open my mail to steal my gift cards from my mother I need to live on, violated our tenants' rights by repeatedly entering our apartment unannounced to rustle through my belongs illegally, colluded repeatedly to lock me in a torture facility, repeatedly attempted literal torture and unlawful imprisonment of me as acts of war against America, refused the entire complex any nutritious food at all whatsoever to use starvation of me as a direct act of war and to cause me a potential complete physical collapse, lied to my face, treated me like I am stupid enough to trust a proven psychopath like her, most likely given a key to our apartment to a rapist sent by Obama to abuse me in my sleep (We proved I was raped in my twin bed, and the only way to get past my neighborhood and the CIA watching my apartment 24/7 is if the rapist had a key and just walked in like he lived there.), and repeatedly violated the inadequate restraining order put in place by the local government to keep her far enough away from me that she cannot commit more war crimes against me.

I love this neighborhood. These people keep me safe and provide for me. Yes, I am on the verge of a physical collapse because War Criminal Stephanie intentionally starves me and refuses to install wifi like she promised.

But if we can arrest War Criminal Stephanie and replace her with someone who is not a scam artist dead set on preying on the mentally ill unchecked, this will be a thoroughly safe place for me to live.

Obama forbids me control of my finances. I cannot go looking for a real apartment. War Criminal Stephanie knows this and is intentionally trying to force me to live on the streets or to be permanently destroyed by Obama in a final torture facility.

The only option is for The Gables to fire War Criminal Stephanie (That is mandatory.) and to uphold our lease by 1) respecting everyone's tenants' rights, 2) installing appropriate furniture, 3) stocking everyone's apartments with all the nutritious food we can eat, 4) no longer libeling me as having any fictional mental illness to destroy me with more of Obama's war crimes in a final torture facility, and 5) if they want to save my life, installing free wifi and a working television.

I understand War Criminal Stephanie and possibly Ellie have been lying their asses off to get away with more crimes against me and more crimes against the mentally ill they are supposed to be taking care of, but this is my well-documented reality.

On 26July2014, while I was in my apartment charging my iPad battery and eating my one meal of the day that diagnosed Psychopath Obama permits me (since his conspiracy with War Criminal Boeset and War Criminal Stephanie is designed to starve me into physical submission to him-- which is how we proved their joint forced starvation of me is an act of war), I heard War Criminal Stephanie in the breezeway screaming, "She masturbates! Make her move out!" into her telephone.

My benevolent nerds? Did you get a recording of the audio? Or should we ask around my apartment complex for witnesses? Is all her mobile phone activity already monitored by the NSA under orders from Obama because her number is in my mobile phone? That would be the easiest way to obtain a recording. Just asking.

This means we get to add sexual harassment, another count of collusion, another count of conspiracy, etc. to our already extensive list of charges against War Criminal Stephanie.

No, it is not libel to claim I masturbate; even though, it is well-established I never do. But it is virtually war-crime-level libel to claim I would ever masturbate in front of a camera.

As "No Dress Rehearsal" and as "Octopus" I never masturbated nor ever had sex. I was just mysogynistically and criminally sexualized. It is exactly because I know I never masturbate that I am absolutely positive no hidden cameras have ever recorded me masturbating without my knowledge.

I can psychically orgasm. That is how I take care of my needs while I am criminally distanced from my beloved husband. That is also why I try not to think about my handsome husband and his raging pheromones too long in public places.

War Criminal Stephanie has seen me live and in person on a number of occasions, particularly while she is intentionally violating her restraining order designed to keep her away from me for my own safety.

So, War Criminal Stephanie knows I have never been a porn star ever in my life. Obama's fat, ugly, taxpayer-funded porn stars do not even look like me. We have established how naturally photogenic I am for real, particularly on video and television.

If the Los Angeles County District Attorney Jackie Lacey, who claims we have already redeemed her, refuses to arrest and competently prosecute War Criminal Stephanie for EVERY criminal charge my loving and adoring husband is pressing, the DA's office needs to be investigated and prosecuted for collusion, conspiracy, corruption, coverup, treason for allowing War Criminal Stephanie go free to destroy America with instability by victimizing me, aiding and abetting war crimes, and everything else my loved ones can think up.

Proper and appropriate prosecution is an important part of law enforcement, and I know the California Attorney General Kamala Harris as well as my local police officers and sheriffs are all fed up with every perpetrator who has been PROVEN to commit any and every crime against me still criminally going free.

California loves me and stands up for me. That is why Obama and his criminal terrorist anti-reality machine are sewing so much irrational unrest here.

Before Los Angeles County erupts into class conflict between rich and poor over whose responsibility it is to save me, may I remind EVERYBODY why nobody has given me a lift to my friends or even to my house in the Hills yet?

The poor, my neighborhood who are all actually capable of reaching me, are all mind-controlled by Obama through the speakers in their heads. They are all told someone else will save me to make sure they never try.

And half of my neighborhood, though they still love me, are still so brainwashed by Obama's disgusting snake oil that they think I am a prostitute not a world leader. Besides, no one here knows where to take me. You, my beautiful world, would have to tell them.

The rich, my celebrity friends from across town, are terrorized, too. I might have convinced them to remove the Obama-controlled speakers from their heads, but every time they get in a car and try to reach me, Obama's literal terrorists and metaphorical Gestapo point guns at their heads and make them turn back.

It is Obama's iron fist of terrorism and genocide keeping me from being rescued here, but at least the locals are not embracing a literal wall around them used to enforce Obama's rape slavery of me as long as possible and to keep every chance of rescue away from me like Des Moines, Iowa did.

What else has happened since my last blog post that needs to be addressed? My beautiful world, Obama takes great effort to corrupt all my family against me, but my extended family has stayed stable and strong. The others waiver.

My mother's head is so full of Obama's crap that she does not understand how badly I need gift cards for groceries and day-to-day needs. Please give my mother gift cards to send me.

There might be no saving my older sister War Criminal Tovarek; she refuses to follow the three steps to redemption. And I think we just redeemed my little sister Tylia. These two sisters are all of my siblings.

Tylia's 31st birthday was 19July2014. I had to wait until I had enough money before I could send her a birthday card, and after she thanked me for it, I sent her this text message, "Sorry your card was late. Keep your bangs until the bubble ends, so no one will claim you make libel porn. Stay safe!"

I am six years older than my little sister, but we look like twins. No one ages in my family. Have you ever seen my mother?

I always said Tylia is the younger, cuter, sweeter version of me. She is an archaeologist for the National Park Service in Arizona, and she spends her nights at home watching Netflix movies and knitting (no metaphor) with her cat Zoey at her feet.

I once asked Prince Harry of England if he wanted to date my little sister, but he really has to get through his wild years, years he rightfully deserves, before he asks her out. She would make him want to settle down.

What is my advice to Harry about dating my little sister?
1) Do NOT wear ugly pants. No front pleats! My little sister tolerates that nonsense less than I do.
2) Sincerely tell her she is genuinely beautiful and NOT because she looks just like me but because she is uniquely beautiful as her own creature in this good, green world.
And 3) if you are ever so lucky as to get this far with her, Harry, know how to make pancakes from scratch for her for breakfast. That is her favorite breakfast food. Shape them like Saguaro cacti and let her drown them in fancy, organic maple syrup.

Good luck, Prince Harry. Tylia is a treasure. Treat her like one.

The British in particular are kicking it up a notch out there trying to rescue me. If all my tribes of rescuers would help each other instead of compete with each other to see who can reach me first, there would actually be global success instead of my continued suffering under Obama.

My brave rescuers, Obama has been escalating against all of you just as much as he has been escalating against me. My loved ones have had some luck making me safer from Obama, and I am trying everything to make you safer. I know you need money and food. Can my beautiful world help with that?

My brave rescuers, you are all America has to contain Obama's seditious, extragovernmental, terrorist uprising. Even if we could convince Obama to call me to start negotiations with me, after all the diplomacy, we would still need a force to round up and contain all of his lunatic, heavily-armed terrorists.

If there is any other way to arrest terrorists and remove a terrorist threat, I cannot think of it. We simply cannot allow these raging lunatics back into the population nor to rampage organized and heavily-armed across America after the fall of Obama, and definitely not if Unelected Dictator Obama prevails.

I know your rescue of me and the return of all of America's Constitutional rights, my brave rescuers, are your immediate concerns. But the US government needs to look at the long-term, big picture. What are we going to do with all of Obama's terrorist army if not arrest and contain them all? We need to plan for this now.

I have so many heroes. I might be a hero generating machine.

My benevolent nerds, we have been having some drama with my Twitter account since my last blog post. Obama's terrorist hackers kept trying to block my ability to help extend the Israeli-Gaza ceasefire by four hours around the noon hour on Saturday, 26July, just so I would not be able to scream for help anymore every time Obama colluded to destroy me in a final torture facility.

I was trying to get more humanitarian aid into Gaza and Israel. But we all failed. Obama forbade me from speaking to Hamas by illegally silencing my Twitter account, and their rockets started flying again without an extended ceasefire.

And then, my benevolent nerds, after I complained long enough, you released my blocked tweets, and Israel and Hamas agreed to work on a 24-hour extension of their truce.

The importance of my Twitter account has never been better explained. Obama will destroy my perfect mind with electroshock if I cannot tweet for help every time he threatens to lock me in a torture facility. He is willing to sacrifice the whole world to accomplish this.

My NSA alpha nerds, the entire world knows that my work is too important and that my protection from Obama's compulsive war crimes against me is too important. I need the ability to have an immediate response to global crises just like Twitter provides me when it works properly.

Thank you, my NSA alpha nerds, for investigating my blocked twitter account, collecting evidence, releasing all my blocked tweets, increasing my Twitter account's protection, and making sure Obama's terrorist hackers get stopped and prosecuted.

You are all heroes, my nerds. I would be nothing without you. I am here to serve, my benevolent nerds, because of you.

And my courtroom heroes? What about all of them? I have more than just well-paid, genius lawyers.

Syn, Sweetness, Ugwuji, and Amita (if you finally joined us, pretty lady) are free, as far as I am concerned, to choose what civil and criminal sentences we pursue in the courtroom since they are the ones who have to listen to all of Obama's servant's perjuries all day and all night.

SynSyn, is it getting easier to protect me? I was asked on Saturday, 26July if Obama's metaphorical fires ceased yet. No, even as I was typing up my summary of the crisis in the Ukraine just moments ago, Obama was trying to destroy my perfect mind permanently with further torture, possible electroshock, and thoroughly damaging unlawful imprisonment used as acts of war against America.

Synny, if you, Ugwuji, or Amita ever need my help with anything, just get me details. Keeping me safe from all of Obama's threats to me, my mind, and my body is not just good for me, it is service to America and all of humanity. Thank you. Is all the world spoiling all of you enough?

Sweetness, I love and adore you. Thank you for telling me you received my mail. Heads were probably rolling at the Ed Sullivan Theater over your previous letter of undying love being sent back to me. Thank Dave for me.

Darling, I sent you a second letter this week on Thursday, 24July. Click here for the tracking. This one is going to darling Mr. Brian Williams at 30 Rock. It is full of belated kisses.

Also, Sweetness, I know you have a prioritized list of legal action you work on 24/7 for me. Please add criminally prosecuting whoever allows Obama's torture facility threats against me to reach the courtroom at all to the list after your taking complete legal control of my finances and our obtaining a California mandate for us to have contact as legally recognized husband and wife... Unless you can take care of it while working on those other things. And thank you!

My adoring husband, has Obama's criminal terrorist anti-reality machine been castrated from demonizing you yet? Just keep pointing all your irrational critics at the place on the internet where you posted all your thorough documentation of every horror you have lived through while fighting to rescue me, and I am sure their thorough education on reality will take care of it.

Beloved, I love and adore you. I am fully aware of your romantic history falling in love at first sight with younger, doe-eyed innocents. At last count there was Winona Ryder, Vanessa Paradis, and me, and there have likely been who knows how many countless others.

I have no illusions about you, darling. I love and adore every single human imperfection you have because they all make you the complex hero willing to die to save me from Tyrant Obama you so beautifully are all day every day who even chain smokes and rarely sleeps from constant concern over my well being.

In the land of reality, not Obama's miasma of libel, we are the singularly most romantic true life story ever. Thank you for never disappointing the hopeless romantics of the world.

And, finally, Sweetness, since you have a long honey-do list already to catch up on, I am going to leave you with a photo of me from Iowa last December. I only look like a porcelain doll in the winter when I have no tan.

Thursday, July 24, 2014

How Stupid does Obama Think People Are?

Please publish this post now, my friends, and please share this for me with the entire world, both houses of Congress, the Supreme Court, the United Nations, all sympathetic world leaders, all reputable national and foreign presses, etc.

Here is my latest blog post. The hold up is money. My brave rescuers need donations. Medicine? Food? Beds? Showers? Please check on everything they might need. And Congress claims it does not have the resources to rescue me.

Nigeria. There are still 200 missing school girls kidnapped by Boko Haram in Nigeria. President Goodluck Jonathan is worried about raiding the separatists because it may cause the deaths of the school girls, so we have very few options for getting them back.

We could change the culture of Boko Haram to respect women particularly girls especially girls serving themselves, their people, and the world by seeking an education, or we could infiltrate Boko Haram and sneak the girls out.

Malala Yousefzai is working on the first option. It might work. You never know.

After all, during the European Middle Ages when Islam was new, it was a socially liberalizing force that swept across Asia and Africa due to its appeal and benefits to humanity. During the Middle Ages, Islam even kept poetry and mathematics alive for the West.

There is nothing in the tenets of Islam that mandates its followers prevent anyone's education, oppress women, war with Christians, nor any of the other major complaints the West has with modern day Islam. You can speak with Qatar and Jordan about this as just two progressive examples.

But Boko Haram are kind of like America's fundamentalist Christians but for Islam, you know, the Christians who believe a woman's place is in the home cooking, cleaning, making babies, and serving her husband beer on the couch, the Christians who deny scientific facts about evolution and Global Warming, etc.

I tip my hat to Malala for trying to teach actual Islam to Boko Haram, but I think the missing girls would be better served if we could get some sneaky African ninjas to infiltrate Boko Haram and carry the girls out.

Malala's method fixes the real problem, and that is why she should be helped by the world in her mission. But on the short term, we know those girls were sold into sexual slavery as child brides, so we need to get them out as soon as possible.

I escaped my own rape slavery by fleeing Iowa for my life and coming to California where the locals protect me from any more of Obama's orders to systemically rape me. That is one of the many reasons War Criminal Boeset is so desperate to return me to Iowa. We went over this in my last blog post.

We seem to have redeemed the Los Angeles County District Attorney Jackie Lacey since my last post. If we could just permanently protect me from War Criminal Stephanie and War Criminal Tovarek while putting me in contact with all of my local celebrity friends and legally recognized husband, Los Angeles would be my land of milk and honey.

Since Obama and his terrorist conspiracy (including but not limited to War Criminal Stephanie, War Criminal Tovarek, and War Criminal Boeset) will only escalate their crimes against America including but not limited to escalating their acts of war directly against me despite the entire global community urging a cessation of all crimes against me to allow me humanitarian aid, California has already stepped up to save my life.

Sacramento was pumped full of libel and calumnies by Obama directly and by his criminal terrorist anti-reality machine online ever since I first suggested months ago that the State of California has the power to save me, and by saving me save America.

The California Governor's Office has been surreptitiously asking me for help with clarifying details about my reality to get Constitutional bills through the state legislature.

The best thing my loved ones and America's dedicated journalists ever did was centralize our sources of verified accurate truth online and off for the state and local governments.

Truth is taking hold of Sacramento, and soon justice, reality, and Constitutional rights will be running this state instead of Obama's police state as science fiction dystopia.

Sweetness even presented the State of California with our legal paperwork proving we are married. As a result, California is working on mandating we have enough rights to live together as husband and wife at last. If you read my last blog post, you would know my life even depends on this.

The short-term yet imperfect fix to my weakening physical condition is completely local. California S.P.O.R.T., a local barbershop at the corner of Locust Ave. and Market St. in Long Beach, is now where I sit outside greeting my people and touching the sky while I work all day online.

This cuts my twice daily walk in half, and lets me stop back at my apartment for lunch and possibly an afternoon siesta every afternoon. I had the chance to consume a lot more food on Wednesday, my first day at this new worksite, and I conserved energy by sleeping in this morning Thursday, 24July.

Be very good to Sport if you see him around, and flood this place with business. He is very curious about my work and has no idea why I have not sent my husband in yet for a haircut. So, we have a little explaining left to do. But Sport is dedicated to not letting me die. He has made that obvious.

On Monday when I just stopped in to say hi and after I rocked out to some Bruno Mars on Sport's couch with one of his school-age clientele, Sport promised to build me a patio by Friday. I have no idea how that is coming along since Obama's terrorists have already started intimidating him, but I cannot wait. Can anyone help Sport build me a patio out here?

My loved ones, put Sport under our protection, provide him with genius lawyers if he ever needs us, etc. And my protective neighborhood of Long Beach, please show Sport some support. Stop in and get your hair cut. Help him pay for his wifi I use all day serving humanity now and help put some fish food in his goldfish tank.

As for solving the real problem, Unelected Dictator Obama,... Obama has been adding over $1T a year to the US national debt maintaining his bubble of terrorism all funded with taxpayer dollars, but Congress cannot seem to cut his funding irrefutably used directly to destroy America with his extragovernmental terrorist army, mind-control speakers in everyone's heads, and never-ending court fees, nor can Congress seem to reallocate the very same money to saving my life and defending America on our own soil.

The US government will save more money by containing Obama and all his criminal terrorist influence than by allowing the "status quo" of Obama's well-documented blatant destruction of America to go on. Look at these mind-controlled school-age children screaming about rape and masturbation all day every day! Who the hell justifies just letting this go on?

America needs this bubble of war crimes, coverups, and terrorism torn down and Obama completely overpowered, or this nation will NEVER be free again.

Obama's completely irrational psychopathic paranoia he might ever lose totalitarian control over me has been raging for days. Do you remember how he hit every self-destruct button he had last week on Monday 14July just to prevent me from seeing an old friend, reading my poetry publicly, and shooting music videos for local talent at a harmless open mic?

Well, Obama had another moment like that on Tuesday, 22July. Rumor has it he shutdown flights in and out of LAX International Airport out of clinically psychopathic desperation because my old friend from Chicago, Jessie Schlosser, flew into town.

Dude, Jessie is just a tourist possibly trying to show support with his disposable income for a city that fights so hard for me. Did you see the travel photos on Jessie's Facebook wall? Jessie went to the wax museum; he did not buy a gun and a car and try to rampage our way to Mexico.

Obama is so unmistakably delusional and clinically paranoid. How such an obviously criminally insane psychopath is still permitted power over this once-greatest nation ever is completely baffling. Congress, that is your job. We went through this in my last blog post.

Also after my last blog post, Obama's criminal terrorist anti-reality machine has been working overtime trying to propagate calumnies that could explain why Obama forbids me any and all access to all my own finances except for $7 a day. (That is the same as $50 a week.)

No, my money was not seized by the government. In fact, if you read my blog, I asked Syniva and Sweetness to invest all my billions in hedgefunds and bank accounts overseas particularly to prevent the government from seizing my assets.

I was libeled with tax evasion after that. But, yes, I still pay full capital gains taxes on all my investments; even though, Obama forbids me any and all access to them.

All of my money comes from civil court case wins since Sweetness first hired lawyers to help my Power of Attorney Syniva in 2011. The last time someone gave me a number of how much money I have been awarded in just compensation over the years for my suffering under Obama's inhumane bubble of torture and terrorism, I had over $8B.

I started a foundation to help fight poverty in America in 2011 with my first civil court win, and it is run by darlings Mr. Tavis Smiley and Dr. Cornel West. I told them if they need anything, just ask. But I have complete blind faith in them to serve my people in my name for me.

In April2014, once I hit over $8B of assets I am forbidden from having by Obama's rules, I started giving all the rest of my just compensation to my brave rescuers, for their children, for their spouses, and for their survivors in case they do not make it.

If you read my last blog post, you will know Obama pays everyone's just compensation to me with federal taxpayer money to prevent his terrorist servants from ever being deterred from committing more proven crimes against me.

So, giving all my future just compensation to my brave rescuers is the only deterrent for more crimes against me by Obama and all his conspiracy I could think of. I figure $8B is all I will need to carry humanity through Global Climate Change.

And my husband agreed we can live all our years together on his money, assuming I get out of here, so we can spend all my just compensation (which is legally half his now) on serving humanity.

It is dirty money. You know what unspeakable torments I have had to live through starting when Obama took office to earn it, so the only act that can redeem that money is our investing it in saving my beautiful world.

I heard I recently earned roughly $23B off the "network" of libel porn and human trafficking Obama's criminal terrorist anti-reality machine was running to disable me from being able to serve humanity, you know, the "Squid Report" of nothing but calumnies Obama used to destroy the moral fiber of American culture to justify systemically raping me for six years.

I did not hear if Sweetness chose to keep that just compensation or if he gave it to my brave rescuers. Think of all the algae lights we could use to light up city streets with that money.

The truth Obama is so desperate to drown out with his salacious lies is that I am forbidden all my finances by Obama's rules. How stupid does Obama think people are?

I am not an heiress. I am not a drug dealer with seized assets. I am the victim of a pathologically lying psychopath who will do everything possible and spread every lie possible to destroy me in a final torture facility.

Obama's abuse of the "adult guardianship" system in evil and culpable Polk County, Iowa is how he mandated I live on only $50 a week, but since I am a legal California resident AGAIN, Sweetness can now take control of my "disability insurance finances" (the only money permitted by Obama's rules to enter my pocket in his bubble... Obama even forbids me regular employment.) away from complicit Iowa. This way, Sweetness will be able to feed me and keep me online serving humanity.

The California courts are heroes. They legally recognize our marriage. They legally recognize Sweetness as my next closest family member because we are legally married. And they granted Sweetness a TEMPORARY California conservatorship over me and my finances because Obama's rules are the only thing anywhere inside my mind or out disabling me at all whatsoever.

Now, if only the rest of Sacramento could catch up, forbid Obama's blatant war crimes and human rights abuses against me in California's jurisdiction, protect all of California's own people from Obama's rampant terrorism (just ask Hollywood and Silicon Valley) and genocidal mind-control, and restore full US and California Constitutional rights to all our own people here.

Sweetness and I could really use a California mandate for us to have contact, so we can live together as husband and wife finally. But I mentioned that already in my last blog post as a simple fix to Obama's humanitarian crisis over all of us particularly me that could easily spare my brave rescuers' precious lives and avoid a global invasion of America.

What are other stupid lies Obama spreads? Obama's criminal terrorist anti-reality machine actually thought it could convince the world I am a KGB sleeper agent. How stupid does Obama think people are? Is it possible to be more American than I?

First of all, I have spy equipment Obama installed in my head that broadcasts everything I say and do to the entire world. Who does not know secrecy of all identities and operations is the hallmark of clandestine activity?

Secondly, my entire life, since my birth in Duluth, Minnesota at approx 11:30am CST at St. Mary's Hospital on 12Oct1977 to my night in Chicago when I first met Zoltar on 01Jan2009 (not New Years Eve, the night after) when the first chip went in the tip of my nose, has been mapped and verified by experts, typically my extended family. I have never once had time to be trained by any espionage agency.

Until Andrew from MI6 who called himself James sent by the British Consulate to MELT! Café in North Beach and legendary retired CIA agent Cuddlebunny both of whom I met in San Francisco in 2009, I had never made contact with any secret agents until Mexico in 2010 (contact I will probably have for the rest of my life henceforth) except for the CIA scholarship I was offered but never followed up on when I was about to work towards my PhD in pure mathematics at the Johns Hopkins University in 2001.

Thirdly, I use a Russian-sounding last name as my professional name. No Russian sleeper agent would ever call herself "Varilekova" (the r has a haček as in Dvorak) if she were trying to blend in and not be identified. Give the KGB a little credit.

Fourthly, I am a little conspicuous at all times. Yes, my brown complexion would let me blend in with all Brown people everywhere on the planet if I would cut my hair to non-fetish length and put on indigenous clothing.

Saphartic Jews have always welcomed me as one of their own. Italians, Spanish, all of the Mediterranean people have called me one of their own. Every Arab nation has tried to claim me. Native Americans in particular always identified with me.

Latin America, Southeastern Asia, India and Nepal, Polynesia, all Brown people everywhere thought I was one of them until we established I am half Czech and half Filipina.

Yet, being able to blend in anywhere but Iowa, I have always stood out. Everyone in North Beach from darling Ms. Rita D'Almeida and Wizz Wentworth to Mark Nicko and Tony Azzolini always renowned me for the decade off and on I lived in my home neighborhood after college for my beautiful face, eccentric way of dressing, and larger-than-life personality.

Andersonville in Chicago will never forget me. Did you see where I lived there? And Zoltar downtown in The Loop was convinced I was a movie star when he met me. He asked me, after trying to Google me, "What celebrity do you look like?" There is only one answer to that question, "There are no celebrities who look like me."

In West St. Paul, I never even left the house; I was my little sister's house elf. But I was still a neighborhood legend. My largely Mexican neighbors called me the Ghost of Selena, because I would dance and sing all night every night in the sunroom behind closed curtains into the wee hours of the morning.

As much as I would have been the pride and joy of the KGB if I actually were Russian, my personality is and always has been too big and too noticeable for me to have ever been a sleeper agent. I felt like I belonged in San Francisco because absolutely no one blends in in San Francisco.

Right now, I probably am an honorary CIA agent. And the entire espionage community knows they can lean on me for anything that is not a crime against America once I get the spy equipment removed from my head.

Fifthly and finally, until I can finally openly cohort with the CIA, we all know I am not revealing any agency's secrets of clandestine operating procedures despite my being in survival mode since May2009 because I have never been trained with any.

My beautiful world, I will never retire. I will serve humanity to my last dying day; that is my real job. But I will remove all the spy equipment from my head, forbid any cameras in my home, and fill the resulting gap with trustworthy, noninvasive media of me as my continued service to humanity.

You need to understand how traumatizing all of these cameras and mics (against my will for years) have always been to me. I would like some privacy. But trust I will never leave a gap for more libel of me. I know my responsibilities.

Lying about me is an act of terrorism; it destroys America and destabilizes the world. (That is why War Criminal Boeset, among many others, will live out there pathologically lying days in a Russian gulag.)

As for the trivial, why do people think I get sweaty ever? You see me in the reflection of my iPad screen all day. My life is like water off a duck's back.

Look at a photo of Obama before he took office and look at one of him now. I am not Obama--a clinical psychopath full of grey hair from a guilty conscience and constant clinical paranoia of losing power.

How stupid does Obama think people are? Why do people think I am fat? Why do people think I am a comedienne? I am a writer not a performer.

Why is anyone anywhere, particularly local and state governmental authorities, still listening to Obama's criminal terrorist anti-reality machine? All they have ever done since 2009 when Obama took office is lie. We have years of documented evidence of this.

Recently, our reputable national and foreign presses centralized a complete list of trustworthy sources both online and off of the verified and frequently updated truth. Please call your local news stations or radio stations for the list.

Despite Obama unconstitutionally forbidding the freedom of the press in America, our prestigious journalists are still dedicated to delivering the full truth in all the ways they can manage to the public. Take them up on it.

Sweetness, I love and adore you. I have been mailing all your love letters to darling Mr. David Letterman at the Ed Sullivan Theater all month where, according to their tracking, they wait for a week before being returned to me. Click here for the tracking on your letter that was returned to me yesterday.

Beloved, please remind Dave that your latest letter should was delivered today, Thursday, 24July and that he needs to lay possession of it, so he can give it to you. Click here for the tracking on this your latest kissy-marked love letter. Dave can identify it by its tracking number if there were terrorist-sent decoys.

Darling, if Dave cannot deliver your mail, I am going to have to mail it to Bad-Ass Mr. Brian Williams at 30 Rock. Let me know when you get it. The USPS takes great care with my priceless manuscripts. The returned envelope even had delivery instructions "9th Floor" scrawled across it. The hold up seems to be sabotage in Dave's own office.

I love and adore you, my irreplaceable husband. Soon, I will touch you the way the flowers kiss the rain.