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Here is my latest blog post. I work all day every day serving the world and fighting to save America. It is okay to acknowledge reality to my face, now. Respect me.
Syria. Do not allow Syria's lawyers to pretend they can redefine humanitarian aid as an "attack." You, United Nations, are a humanitarian organization. You have peacekeepers, not soldiers. You war on no one. Feeding and protecting the poor is an attack on nobody, but preventing such aid is.
Please, United Nations, let no one stop you from all your important humanitarian work in Syria. Serving the world is far too important for a tyrant like al Assad to get in the way because he irrationally wants to pretend providing food and medicine to civilians is an attack on his totalitarian regime.
As for life under the tyrant Obama...
Hello, my beautiful world! Over a week ago in the courts here in the US, we won greater flexibility under Obama's rules for locals who want to talk to me. No, you no longer have to be only a dirty old man trying to sleep with me to be able to talk to me anymore.
First of all, I hate being flirted with, and I abhor being sexually objectified. So, if you do want to sleep with me, I prefer if you never speak to me. I am a happily married woman world famous for my undying love and devotion to my adoring husband, the Mr. Johnny Depp. Our only marriage problem is geography.
I have never in my life been a porn star; that was all taxpayer-funded libel the government made of fat, ugly women and men they claimed were me. I doubt they even looked anything like the real me. NOT ALL BROWN PEOPLE LOOK ALIKE!
So, California whom I love and adore and fight for every day, if you want honest human interaction with a respectable world leader, please find me and talk to me. I work serving the world all day every day. Acknowledging reality about me is not illegal. You do not have to be a dirty old man to talk to me anymore. You will be safe.
There has been even more good news, too! It seems my Sweetness and Syniva have successfully criminalized the persecution of me by Obama with all of his intentionally fabricated false charges. Technically, it was always criminal, but now it is prosecutable. It has been a very productive last few days!
We apparently successfully turned the FBI around, too. Popular rumor has it, the FBI are no longer willing to take part in Obama's modern Gestapo. Obama is running out of terrorists.
I was told the FBI are no longer willing to persecute me to destroy America and are actually investigating people who commit crimes against me now. This means we have law enforcement completely dedicated to saving America from Obama and from his extralegislative oppression of this once great nation now!
Yes, Obama's rules are extralegislative. It spells out in the Bill of Rights that Congress does not have the authority to pass any laws that take Constitutional rights away from anyone. And, yes, Obama was impeached last year; ask any news agency that has kept up. This means Obama is the first ever UNELECTED DICTATOR of America.
FBI Director James B. Comey, welcome to the good side. If the FBI is finally refusing to enforce all of Obama's crimes against America, my loving and adoring public will finally be able to reach me to carry me to someplace Obama cannot hurt me anymore. I love peaceful options; I search for them all day every day.
And do not forget the three steps to earning absolution from me, FBI. 1.) Cease all crimes against me. You took care of that, Comey. 2.) Sincerely apologize. I accept. 3.) Throw down to rescue me from Obama. I recommend investigating and prosecuting Obama for all his crimes against all of America or escorting a lift to my side. Either will do. And thank you.
There was also more good progress! I almost have the entire US Congress convinced to draft a straight bill for taking down Obama's inhumane bubble he enforces with his iron fist of terrorism and to hurry and rush a vote on it.
I swear sometimes that no one but me has read the Constitution. It only requires a 2/3 vote of Congress to overturn a presidential veto. And I am pretty sure voting to save America, voting to protect me from Obama's slavery and systemic rape of me, and voting to end Obama's civil war will be unanimous.
What Senator or Representative would actually want a voting record of continuing Obama's abuse of me and oppression of all of America? Look at the record of torture and rape in my hair and reread the First Amendment, Congress, then get back to me.
Horrifyingly, Obama and his modern Gestapo have been persecuting Sweetness lately. The only thing Sweetness is guilty of is loving me beyond any meaning mere words can bear.
Sweetness, take a lesson from me and always press back-breaking criminal and civil countercharges every time the government commits a crime against anyone particularly you. No one anywhere can afford to let Obama get away with persecution and oppression. Take him down for everything he does.
United Nations, at last count, Obama was guilty of repeating six war crimes against me for YEARS: torture (in every evil psych ward for no medical reason), systemic rape (literally over 100 times since 2009), forced prostitution (by raping me to be able to enslave me), forced pregnancy (my period will officially be one week late on 24June, but Del Amo insists I am pregnant), forced public humiliation (by broadcasting me to the world on the toilet against my will for years), and forced public nudity (by broadcasting to the world me in the shower against my will for years).
Obama's crimes against his own people include terrorism, human rights violations, oppression, mind control by putting speakers in everyone's heads, and mass murder verging on genocide of the good people who love and support me.
I am worried my brave rescuers are out there dying under Obama's iron fist of terrorism right now. He is truly a diabolical and power-hungry psychopath. I am convinced we could fix this civil war if Obama would just sit down and speak with me. I understand many nations are involved in the peace talks, and I am not the only one demanding absolutely no absolution for Obama and his modern Gestapo.
Obama needs a way out... Kind of like how I offered al Assad a soft place to land in Russia or Iran if he would just step down. But I am worried Obama burned all his bridges except for going to a military prison for the rest of his life.
Even Napoleon got an island to rule. Then again, Napoleon never committed war crimes. Obama knows he is caught; he knows he has no options but prison. Obama knows inmates in all the prisons he has any option of being locked in forever all love and adore me more than they would ever tolerate him.
Please find out what Obama's terms are for just giving up and turning himself in. Does he want solitary confinement? No country will take in Obama, but we really need him to just turn himself in already. His demanding absolution was his admission of guilt to everything.
Please work with the UN, my beautiful world. If we can find an incarceration option Obama can agree to, his civil war is over, and I get human rights. I really want him in a gulag in Russia for the rest of his life but can let him finagle something less frozen.
I would never subject anyone to the life Obama has forced me to live since 2009 and that I still live even now, not even my worst enemy. Inmates in the worst prisons in the world at least have international incarceration rights and freedom from torture and rape.
And as much as he deserves a death sentence for his most heinous crimes imaginable on Earth against me, I want him to suffer every day of the rest of his life living with what he has done to America.
My beautiful world, please work with my Sweetness, Syniva, my genius lawyers, and the United Nations to see if Obama will cough up an incarceration deal. Please remind him I am compassionate, but he has burned too many bridges. With no foreign countries willing to take him in, it is a gulag in Russia if he refuses this deal for him to immediately step down.
Last week I offered Obama a white collar prison with conjugal visits from his wife, but all he did was burn me for being nice. Obama did nothing but escalate all his crimes against all of us after I was nice to him. So, for the sake of America, I will no longer be nice.
Remind Obama he really needs to sit down and talk to me. Thank you for everything you do for me, my beautiful world! You are all truly wonderful! What kind of punishment would we have given Hitler if he had not died? Remind Obama of how bad things could actually get for him.
I understand there is a lack of honest media of me out there in the world right now, too. No, I never have sex with anyone; I have been raped by Obama too many times. No, I never even masturbate. I have never had to. You would never touch yourself either if you never had to. I can spontaneously orgasm by just thinking about my husband. We call it "Radar Love." Giggle. Thank you, Golden Earring.
Does darling Mr. Craig Ferguson want to release my image or videos from my sitting in his live studio audience? Does the ever-loving Viper Room want to release footage of my dancing at the John Mullane show? I give them both my expressed permission. Let us create honest media of the real me for the world.
My beautiful world, I tried taking myself to various consulates in the Los Angeles area on Wednesday, but it ended disasterously. I called around to a few, too, and everyone is too oppressed by Obama. They did nothing but deny reality to my face and refuse me any and all help.
If I cannot take myself to a safe place, if there is no safe place in Los Angeles where I can take myself for protection from Obama, I am worried I will never reach a safe place ever. I am surrounded by good people all day every day, but the only people willing to help me are always stopped from reaching me.
As I type this, the fire alarm is raging as my brave rescuers die. Obama keeps escalating to be able to enforce I always suffer at his hands inhumanely and with absolutely no human rights.
With no safe place to take myself, it is pretty obvious I am going to die in this bubble unless the world including Congress and the United Nations finally completely take Obama down.
America is worth saving. So am I. End Obama's bubble he enforces with civil war and seditious terrorism.
My brave rescuers, I do not know what else to tell you. Please reread all of my recent blog posts since May2014 for everything I have already told you. I wish you did not have to die, and there must be an easier way to rescue me. If only locals would love me enough to be my lift to you, Sweetness, or a foreign country.
My brave rescuers, you always die trying to reach me. Obama's terrorists would never attack a local leaving from inside Los Angeles. And with the FBI turned around, a local would never be arrested for trying to peaceably assemble with me again. I wish I could save you all, but I cannot do it alone.
SynSyn, I heard you and Sweetness finally locked up Criminal Boeset for good. Rumor has it she got 25 years. That is nowhere near long enough considering how heinous her crimes are against me; she deserves life in prison with no chance of parole. But if we have no other options, we will have to accept it. I trust the courts.
I also heard, my hero BFF, that you and my lawyers put in a request for you to take over Criminal Boeset's responsibilities she always refused to execute responsibly in my life. That is, you want control of my finances inside the bubble. I approve. The world can trust you, Syn, to be responsible and compassionate.
I live in a humanitarian crisis Obama mandates and Criminal Boeset always enforced. I need enough finances to afford food and necessities. The only groceries the facility I live in buys me are cheap meat, bread, and margarine. I need vegetables. A tomato, onion, garlic, some salt and pepper, a green pepper, broccoli, string beans, peanuts, there are so many things I need.
I still have no pots and pans, but my mom shipped me some that should get here Thursday. I have no idea what to do about plates and dishes, forks and knives, sheets and blankets, towels, etc. I would love to put a rug in the bathroom for when I get out of the shower. Any help you can offer, Synny, would be greatly appreciated.
Sweetness, I love and adore you! I know you are pulling your hair out trying to help me. Please, beyond everything you do for me already, help Syniva gain control of my finances inside the bubble, help find a loving local willing to offer me some Los Angeles hospitality until I can meet you or my brave rescuers somewhere, and keep kicking Obama's ass as hard as you do.
I understand how hard you fight for me, Sweetness. No one in my life has ever loved me as much as you do. Never tolerate lies about me, especially if they are lies about us ever getting a divorce. Mutual true love and devotion does not get a divorce.
Lying about me is an act of terrorism; it destroys America and destabilizes the world. Darling, remind the courts of that every time Obama and his modern Gestapo libel me with mental illness, infidelity, prostitution, unamericanism, mental disability, or any of their other heinous lies about me.
Sweetness, I love and adore you. You are my temporary conservator in the State of California because I am disabled by Obama's inhumane rules and government policy of direct persecution of me and because, as my legally recognized husband, you are my next closest family member. The world can trust you to always love me.
My beloved, please keep the world news media up to date on everything. There is still freedom of the press in foreign countries. We can only pray the truth eventually makes it back into America.
I cannot wait to kiss you. And if I can ever afford paper again, I will surely tell you all about it in a love letter.