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Here is my latest blog post. Iowa, I am right here. Why do you never try talking to me?
Dubai, United Arab Emirates. Rape is a crime. Being raped is not. This woman needs support, compassion, and understanding not criminal charges. She did not have sex out of wedlock; she was attacked against her will. She did not make any conscious choice to have sexual relations with that man. He forced himself on her. Please be good to this woman. Reporting rape takes bravery in any country.
Sanford, Florida, USA. I agree that civil rights charges should be filed. If George Zimmerman confronted and eventually killed Trayvon Martin only because he was Black, his civil rights were violated. This requires an investigation and a trial to determine guilt.
There is also an appeals process for murder charges. I should know. Trayvon's family can appeal non-guilty verdicts all of the way to the Supreme Court if necessary.
Please keep your faith in the justice system, America. I believe George Zimmerman had a fair trial. It all comes down to how information and evidence is presented in the courtroom, and verdicts rely on what laws are at the time.
It is because of failings of lawyers and other flaws that we have an appeals process, and I hated the prosecuting attorneys in the Zimmerman trial. They were so insulting.
As for my life, Iowa, we need to talk. I have made you a very generous offer. I offered to support homes for abused women, the education system, pensions for police and firefighters, veterans benefits, scholarships for your universities, etc. if you would stop committing all crimes against me and deliver me safely to my husband.
If you would cease all crimes against me, I would also finally get a chance to stop pressing charges against you. It is so cut and dried; that is why I always win. All you do is commit crime after crime against me from torture to persecution, and it does nothing but harm me, harm Iowa, harm America, and harm the entire world.
You know I never leave anyone behind. If you were to deliver me safely to my husband, you know I would take care of you. If you incurred the wrath of Obama for standing up to him and doing the right thing for the first time since 2010, you know I would take care of you. I would take care of any soul who delivers me safely to my husband.
The chemicals you plan on injecting into my poor, abused body this coming Thursday are recognized as torture by the United Nations. It has been proven in court time and time again that I have absolutely no mental illness; I just live in a state that persecutes me and oppresses all of its people.
There has just been a criminal conspiracy of malpractice since I arrived in Iowa in December 2010, not to mention every other crime. You unlawfully imprison me in the state of Iowa just to be able to abuse me here. There is a way out for all of us. All you have to do is take my deal.
Think of all the good I could do in this world if you just let me leave and be with my loving husband. The world needs me, Iowa. The good people do this green Earth need me whole and beautiful, not broken and miserable from all of your unrelenting persecution.
I am already showing signs of damage from you. I believe you tried to press criminal charges against me that I was forbidden from knowing about because you damaged me so much that I wished for freedom from your unrelenting ill will. You damage me, Iowa. We all have evidence of that. Why not do good in the world instead of unrelentingly trying to destroy a beautiful woman here to serve?
Iowa, I am right here. Why will you not just sit down and talk to me about this? How can your obedience to one sociopathic president be worth all of the pain you have been reeking on the entire world?
You are horrible and evil, Iowa. But you have a chance to save and redeem yourselves. Just take my deal.
That is right, my beautiful world, Obama has been on a witch hunt of me for so long that Iowa tried pressing criminal charges against me for wishing for freedom. I believe I had a private moment during which I prayed to God for him to kill someone for me. That is how damaged I am now because of Iowa and Obama. And Iowa tried to claim that my simple prayer to God was my trying to put a hit on someone's head.
Obama will not let me out of this bubble until he renders me an ugly, horrible woman who fights to harm the world. Obama will not allow me out of this bubble until he can put me in prison for something. He has tried so many trumped up charges already.
The only way to avoid Obama destroying me is to remove him from office before he gets away with it. I am a sitting duck for all of Obama's destruction as long as I am in an Iowa that obeys him at all costs to themselves and the world.
I am already showing signs of damage. When is enough abuse enough? How much of Obama's direct orders to destroy me with his rules are you going to make me live through before someone does something effective to remove him from office?
Please save me, my beautiful world. Imagine the world without me; then save me. Obama is hell bent on destroying me.
My beautiful world, you do so much for me. Imagine the world without me, and then do everything you can to impeach Obama to keep me good and beautiful. Here are, again, the five easy things you can do to help.
1.) Organize. Make noise. Protest. Raise some nonviolent hell. Your constant pressure on the government is invaluable. Obama terrorizes people into obeying him because the public is good to me one by one. (If Obama terrorizes you, he is a terrorist.) Iowa in particular needs someone to come in here and organize these people en masse to no longer obey any rules en masse. This is not rebellion; this is civil disobedience, that which civil rights movements are always built on. The rules are proven unconstitutional anyway.
2.) Increase awareness. Make sure there is no one anywhere in the world who does not know who I am, what I do for this world, and how much I suffer. I spend all day every day using my intellect to save the world. Spread the truth around. I am not a schizophrenic. I am not mentally incompetent. I am not a porn star. I have never been a stripper. I am no murderer. This is all just enduring libel Obama spreads about me. My job is saving the world.
3.) Turn in your evidence. Has Obama commanded or even asked you to do ANYTHING concerning me since 2009? We could have gotten this far with his impeachment years ago if we just had all of the evidence in one place sooner. Please help us. If you have witnessed, endured, or suffered through any oppression or human rights violations at the hands of Obama, send Syniva your evidence and witness testimonies. We cannot do this without you. Obama has done a lot through bribery. Did Obama bribe you to throw my hearings at the Polk County District Court? Did Obama bribe you into putting drugs in your food products or bottled drinks or tap water? Please help! You will get a plea deal! The truth will come out anyway; you might as well be on the right side of history. Trust I will get you with the long arm of the law if you do not.
4.) Be good to me. Keep me as safe as possible. Spend time with me. Be a true friend to me not some superficial twat who asks me my name. I live with a target the president of the United States put on my head. I could use some help making it through this without being so persecuted that I am destroyed. Be a hero; do not be a stereotypical Iowan. And definitely keep watching the hacked webcam while I sleep instead of the Obama porn channel. My security system is the only thing that prevents Obama from raping me again. We make progress in the courts when you, the people who love me, challenge the rules. It also makes me feel warm and loved. Please consider it.
5.) Support the people who fight for me if you cannot fight for me yourself. Buy Syniva's art. Feed my protesters. Find Christian a job. Keep Jared safe. Get my rescuers to my side. Do whatever it takes. Take down everyone from DC to Des Moines who is in the way if necessary. Provide everything my rescuers ask for. Try to predict when and if they will need help. Obama is trying to kill them. They need your help constantly.
And, thank you, my beautiful world. Thank you! I would be nothing without you. You give me faith in humanity and love for the world. Imagine the world without me; then impeach Obama in time to save me from his bubble destroying me. Thank you, my beautiful world.
My brave rescuers, we get so close sometimes. If Iowa takes my deal, will I still get to meet you? Please speak with the Iowa government (Call the governor's office.) about arranging my safe delivery to my husband. All things point to Iowa taking my deal, but I trust you more to keep me safe during transit. Please keep an active role in all of this. I love you, too.
SynSyn, you are the hero. Thank you! If for any reason I still get tortured on Thursday instead of rescued before hand, be prepared to press every charge under the sun and demand justice on behalf of the entire world. But if Iowa does take the deal, they are going to have to notify me in writing I do not need to be tortured again or preferably offer me that ride to my husband before Thursday. Please keep an eye on me!
Sweetness, I love you so much. We are so close! You have promised me a happily ever after with you for the rest of my life. I thank you. I will make you happier than you ever thought imaginable. I love and adore you so much.