Why are People Letting this Continue?

Sorry about that last blog post. They poisoned my only water supply again. Now that I have figured it out, instead of complete light-headedness you have my grumpy, dehydrated-ness to deal with. When will all of you finally stand up and end this bullshit?

Obama the Oppressor has been acting as a dictator ever since he took office... and most likely a little before. For no reason but his own hunger for power and money, he put me in a bubble in which I could only reclaim my freedom of speech for rights. I have been tortured, raped, abused, poisoned, persecuted, libeled, attacked, enslaved, exploited, and never allowed to know enough of what is going on to get myself to safety.

Obama the Asshole took away the nation's freedom of speech, freedoms to assemble and associate, and the freedom of the press, to name a few, in order to enforce his illegal bubble. He persecutes me and oppresses all of you, and America, you are just letting him get away with it. He terrorizes you with fear to make you do succumb to his cruel will.

You need to fight him. You need to stand up and claim your rights! There are enough of you. You can actually get this done if you bother. You will not be breaking any laws if you refuse to comply with his illegal policy. You will simply be refusing to be controlled by his terrorism any longer.

There are no laws supporting his persecution of me and oppression of you. He is just enforcing an illegal policy built on fear and terrorism. Quite to the contrary, as president, Obama the Oppressor is supposed to be supporting the Constitution and all of the rights it guarantees. He would rather ignore the fact the Constitution exists at all.

Obama the Asshole is the US's first acting dictator and terrorist-as-president. It is time to take back the nation. Let us go claim our human rights!

There is no excusable justification for persecution and oppression, and there is definitely no legal reason for it. President Incompetent is simply and only acting illegally. He and his cohorts have spun lie after lie to get away with doing this to me and all of America, but it does not matter what lies they spin... There is NO EXCUSABLE JUSTIFICATION for what they have done.

The good news is, Congress finally passed a budget, so they are now free to impeach President Incompetent. I know they probably have a lot of pressing issues to deal with, but I am sure impeachment will be one of them.

This does not excuse you, though, the rest of America, for going along with Obama the Oppressor's illegal policy and allowing him to just take away your rights. I understand that he uses terrorism to control you with fear, but now that you are self-aware, why do you still refuse to stand up?

This used to be a free country. People used to be free do to any legal thing they wanted. You are just allowing yourselves to be victims. You are allowing the ruin of this once great nation.

Stand up, already! Organize yourselves. Pick a date and time, and universally refuse to comply. This is your fight to fight. These are your rights we are talking about. Stop letting yourselves be terrorized. Kick Obama the Terrorist back into line, and claim the human rights and freedoms we are all due!

Sweetness, I worry. Are you okay out there? It is, as always, okay not to tell me what you are up to, especially if it means you can get me out sooner. I am just worried about whether or not you are okay.

Something's Comin'

Queue the West Side Story! This is how I feel today. Let's have a sing-a-long.

Do you ever get that feeling something beautiful is about to happen? I have that mixed with my normal light-headedness from being madly in love. To quote Disney's Cinderella, "So this is the miracle I've been waiting for!"

Well, it is either that or the ibuprofen I had with coffee. I get a little high off of ibuprofen with coffee. What can I say? I had a headache this morning.

How does that Billy Idol song go? "If I had the chance, I'ld ask the world to dance."

I cannot even concentrate anymore. I am just going to sit here and sing to myself. Enjoy!

Sweetness, how many times have I quoted Neil Diamond at you? "You were made for me by the stars above." Let's show so much love we make people puke. Why is puke so romantic?

Love is not a Weakness.

Does anyone really think I could love a man who treats me as anything less than a goddess? I do not tolerate bullshit. I have never been mistreated by my husband. We can all trust I never will be. Why does anyone think I would ever put up with that kind of bullshit from any attacker?

Furthermore, never expect my darling husband to explain himself to you. He is a beautiful human who can be trusted to do anything he wants in this world. If you have a little faith, you might come to understand his ways, but he does not answer to anyone for any thing. He is a free human being. Let him be his beautiful self.

The woman with inexplicable stand-by-your-man-ness is Mrs. Michelle Obama. Can you imagine standing by that asshole? Why is she not insisting on a divorce, yet? I guess you cannot explain love.

Obama the Oppressor holds an elected public office. He is supposed to have social responsibility. He actually does have to answer to the entire country if not the world for his actions... and his actions have been despicable. He is our first reigning dictator and terrorist-as-president.

Between my Mr. Love-of-my-Life and President Incompetent, which do you think actually deserves true love with a beautiful wife?

With all that has happened in this world, why is anyone still humoring any personal attacks on me? I will soon be very busy trying to help humanity. Do me a favor and laugh at my attackers instead of taking them so seriously. I cannot believe I actually had to address this one at all. (Please refer to the first sentence in this blog post.)

Sweetness, it was inevitable, I suppose. They ran out of ways to attack me directly, so they went after my true love. I am sorry if my love for you makes you a target. Thank you for understanding how much I love and adore you. Our future is so bright, our friends will need sunblock. Thank you for sticking by me through all of this. I know it cannot be easy.

It is Most Likely not Illegal to Refuse to Comply.

My beautiful world, I know you are all busy out there making arrangements and fighting for the greater good. I know and understand. There are enough of you that it will work... as long as you stay unified and organized and keep pushing until we win. Do not give up. Let's burst this bubble wide open.

Your human rights are as important as my human rights, you know. It is okay to do things for yourself. Yet, if you are not fighting for yourself (and you should be), please consider fighting for me.

If you are not fighting to end this, you are allowing yourself to be a victim, and anyone who says this should continue one moment longer is a definite part of the problem.

Do you know if any laws were passed mandating the oppression of all of America? Did Congress pass any laws that took away your freedom of speech, our freedom to assemble and associate, and the freedom of the press? Was there a law passed that said America must persecute me? If so, it is time to look at the Constitutionality of those laws. If not, you cannot be sent to a federal prison for refusing to comply. You cannot be arrested, tried, or convicted if you do not break any laws.

Is it possible that this is just a policy of the Obama administration that is not supported by any existing laws? Is it possible this is just an illegal policy that cannot actually be enforced? Is Obama the Oppressor an American president or the US's first acting dictator? Is President Incompetent's policy outside the law?

Is Obama the Asshole just oppressing America by terrorizing you all with fear? Psychology can be a form of terrorism, you know. It is actually how most terrorism works.

All together now! Stand up for yourselves. Do not let your lives be controlled by fear! Communicate and stay organized. Construct a plan. End the oppression.

What is the going rate for just compensation for using the output of a computer program with artificial intelligence? Let us get this over with before the corrupt-forces-that-be need to buy the moon and give it to me. Well, okay, it would be a better use of their money... but I would rather have my human rights as soon as possible.

Sweetness, I spent an afternoon staring at photos of you in effort to get used to seeing your face near me all the time. I fear your face will never get old to me; even if "in eternal lines to time thou grow'st," to quote the bard. My heart kept skipping every time the photos changed.

Have you ever read The Knight of the Cart,my darling hero? There is a scene where Lancelot crawls across a bridge made of sword blades just to be near Guinevere. That is how this feels sometimes. Is there anything you would not do for me?

We are an epic love story. This is an epic battle. Apparently, I cannot do anything half-assed... pun intended.

Wow, I am oddly in good spirits today.

A Natural Force

At Chicheley Hall in the UK in March a group of scientists met to discuss doing the preposterous. They are considering altering the climate by hand. This, of course, begs the question, "Are you on crack?"

As refreshing as it is to see scientists finally taking Global Climate Change seriously and acknowledging that there are problems here that need solving, I feel I must remind all of humanity that it is not possible to stand in the way of a natural force without creating a bigger mess than you started with.

The Earth is in a NATURAL, geologic cycle in which the weather is becoming more dramatic. There will be more water. It is warmer than it used to be. We need to address rising ocean levels, flooding, changes in disease patterns, food production, city planning, and a ton of other worries, but you simply cannot stop the Earth from doing what it is naturally meant to do. Humans cannot alter the normal cycles of nature without creating a bigger mess than we started with. The Earth should not be tampered with. Instead, it is humanity that must adapt.

Mother Nature and I had a chat this afternoon as I stood out on my balcony. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, tells that lady what to do. Stay out of her way.

Use your science to help people live through this. Do not make these problems worse. This planet will still be here after we all die away. The Earth is more powerful than humanity. Nature will win.

On another note, today is the anniversary of the assassination of Martin Luther King, Jr. Is his dream still alive? This entire nation is oppressed by the US executive branch, and we, the people, are struggling to be free again. What happened to that dream of freedom?

Are we also fighting racism? The US is militarily engaged in three Muslim nations, and a pastor in Florida just burned a Koran. Do we call that creating equality? Are we making progress, or did MLK labor for so long and die in vain?

There is a lot of understandable concern for my safety and security these days. I heard it today, "Martin Luther King was shot on a balcony. Why do you stand on your balcony?"

Do not ever expect me to live a life ruled by fear for any reason. I do not know how to be controlled by fear; do not expect it of me. Could you see me in a world without the wind in my hair, with window shades nailed shut, and with me not free to speak my mind all for fear of my safety? You might as well kill me.

I dance on rooftops. Learn to keep rooftops safe for me. Do not stand in the way of this natural force.

If you are so worried about me, get me a security team. End the bubble, so it will finally be the FBI's job to hunt down the source of the death threats. Stop the persecution, and I might finally have a chance to be safe.

Sweetness, I was thinking about finally doing something for myself. All of the money I get from the courts is going to go to saving humanity. Ending the persecution and oppression is pretty much my civic duty... if not my civic duty on steroids. If I make art for the masses like putting out an album or being in a movie it will be to say, "Thank you," to everyone who has helped me along the way. Even growing super-human babies with you comes from a need to satisfy humanity, to let our genetic coding romp and play for generations to come.

But do you know what I want for myself? Sigh... Sweetness, I want you. Will you let me be greedy and make demands? Justice and my human rights are all things that should have been mine to begin with, but you... you, my Mr. Love-of-my-Life,... having you is a priceless gift. I will be here. Come get me when you can.

Do you Really Call me a Visionary?... But I Actually Get Stuff Done.

Back on education reform... I did not seem to fully articulate my point in my last blog post. When was the last time a student you know went to the public library, did research, and wrote an essay that had nothing to do with her or his homework? We need to teach our children to value knowledge more than grades or any other distraction. The school administration will keep up with the students as best they can. They love autonomous learners. If you teach a student to value the power of knowledge, that student will be unstoppable.

Yes, in many cases good grades are the key to getting a scholarship and a possibility for upward social mobility. But a truly intelligent child seeking knowledge can change the world... and one some day will remove the barriers to social mobility completely. Good grades can solve problems; true knowledge can end them.

Speaking of ending problems, do you remember October 2009 when I told the corrupt-powers-that-be that they should have made me complacent if they wanted to get away with all of this? It is an example of one of the times I gave out stellar unsolicited advice. I have a tendency to do that. Oddly, though, I hate having to tell people what to do. I have no problems with asking nicely for something I want, but if I have to stand up, act like an adult, and tell someone what to do, that person is in serious trouble.... OBAMA, YOU BRAT, GIVE ME MY HUMAN RIGHTS AND STOP OPPRESSING ALL OF AMERICA!

I hear Obama the Oppressor wants to fundraise a billion dollars for his 2012 run to stay President Incompetent. My first impression of the statement was to pity his bruised, screaming ego. The brat-as-president is throwing a tantrum and demanding attention, so his ego can be stroked. Yet, as always, his efforts will work towards his own demise.

If he can convince the Democratic Party not to turn its back on him (And we all must admit they would rather save themselves.), pay close attention to where his campaign money comes from. You will find his co-conspirators. You will find the people that have been pulling President Incompetent's puppet strings and want to keep him in power to continue their corruption and mass, public oppression.

If Obama the Asshole thinks he can sway the public with more broken promises, he is having delusions of grandeur. If he thinks Democrats are not considering refusing to allow him to run again, he is having delusions of adequacy. Obama the Oppressor will lean on his corruption to try to stay in power. Keep an eye on what he does and where his money comes from. The paper trail will point the way to the culpable.

As for things Obama the Asshole does, are you still wondering why we have armed forces in Libya? We already know he is a liar and does not care about protecting innocents (Squid clears her throat and points at herself.), so we can disregard everything President Incompetent has said on the topic. We can also safely assume Obama the Oppressor does not care about the Libyan people. They cannot give him power or money; they are not something he cares about.

We know for sure that Europe, including France and the UK, wanted to send armed forces to Libya. Nobody likes violence in their own backyard... and Libya is where a lot of their oil comes from. We can also safely assume Europe could have taken care of this just fine without us. It is an air attack, and they are a competent people when it comes to knowing how to fly a plane... (When will the British prove their social competence and clean up their own mess by trying and convicting all of my torturers?)

I think we all failed to take into consideration the actual enormity of President Incompetent's ego. He did not want to acknowledge that Europe can do anything militarily without him. What kind of president would he be if he allowed the whole of Europe, a people not in his jurisdiction, to do something without his bossing them around? Okay, it was either his ego speaking or his desperate need to make friends with somebody somewhere... Why not France?... Maybe then he could convince the French not to prefer me over him anymore.

So, without consulting Congress, without doing any budgetary math, without considering the (political, personal, or spiritual) implications of a military engagement in a third Muslim nation, without any concern for human suffering or loss of human life, and without trying to convince the Libyan people to go back to peaceful resistance, he casually made the decision while on a trip to Latin America with his family to begin a military engagement. I really think the decision was all ego. It was born of ego and executed by ego.

How is Haliburton's ego feeling these days? I know the crimes committed in all of this are bigger than just crimes against me. But after all of the criminal charges go through against all of the people who conspired and acted to wrong me with torture, rape, abuse, persecution, and war-crime-level libel, I do plan on bringing civil charges as well.

And what do I want as my settlement? The same thing I have always said I wanted. They are going to be responsible for pulling the plastics out of the oceans worldwide at their own expense. Let us be honest. Defense contractors and other entities that make money off of war have the means and the capacity for the technology to actually take care of this problem and to take care of it safely. But what will they do with all of the plastic? They will build sustainable housing, playgrounds, and other community resources for the impoverished. I will have my way on this one.

I came to this conclusion only after long personal debate. I am pretty sure I can inspire a solar-powered Model T for the masses without forcing the corrupt that wronged me to help. So far electric cars can only be afforded by the elite, but the people who need the most help avoiding rising oil costs and who can reduce the most carbon emissions are the masses. What car company or big oil company does not want to be the inventor of the first solar Model T? It was the affordability of the Model T that made Ford the success he was... Just think about having one in every garage.

Yes, I am also planning on demanding full compensation for their complete enslavement and exploitation of me, my body, and all of my intellectual property from choreography to the pizza recipe. I am pretty sure payment for slavery comes out of a criminal trial and payment for trauma comes out of a civil one... but I might be wrong. That money will be used to help me carry humanity through Global Climate Change. I can do more than just be a symbol of human endurance and resourcefulness. And this is going to take more than just making Venice float. (I am still working on that one.) For once it is not so bad having stinking rich enemies. Right about now, it is actually really damn good for the world.

When I get to my human rights, it is just the beginning. First, we end the human rights violations. Good-bye oppression and persecution! Second, we demand justice. Let us be honest, the whole world is a witness. Third, we save the world. What can go wrong? You have me to help you.

Sweetness, I saw Saturday Night Live last night. Is that really all people think of me? Well, okay, in all fairness, that is probably all people have to poke fun at in me. It was pretty funny. I think the media, in all its forms, underestimates its ability to educate the masses on important topics. Human expression is so important. I know you understand this better than most.

If the public can get to the truth about us, I really think we are the most romantic story in human history, my Mr. Love-of-my-Life. Can the world handle our actually being together? There might be explosions.

G.I. Joe: Knowing is Half the Battle

How did the Patriot Act get extended? The Patriot Act is a removal of citizen rights and a violation of personal privacy that soaks up taxpayer money and has still yet to have any benefit to American society. It is an expansion of the powers of the US executive branch at a cost to civil rights. Have you heard of the penumbra of rights? It includes privacy!

While I am venting issues I have with legislation... What is your opinion of the Health Care Obam-ination? Better question: Why does a bleeding heart hippie like me hate the Health Care Obam-ination? There are some very simple reasons for this... Basically, I can do math.

First of all, all people want health care. No one wants to be caught without the ability to pay for seeing the doctor. The only reason people do not get health care is because it is so expensive.

Do not believe the propaganda. The Health Care Obam-ination does not make health care more affordable. The care in the bill Congress passed is too expensive for lower- AND middle-income families. What percentage of America is not a lower- or middle-income family? And on top of not making health care affordable, they make it punishable by law not to pay more than you can afford for health care.

The bill includes grants from the government to lower- and middle-income families to HELP pay for the health care... but that money comes from tax money. So, the American taxpayer has to pay for the Health Care Obam-ination system; and then on top of that, the taxpayer pays for the grants to HELP lower- and middle-income families pay for health care; and then on top of that, all citizens still have to pay the rest of the money for health care that the grants did not cover. AND if citizens still do not have the money to pay for health care, they get fined. It does not take a math genius to know this is ridiculous.

This is not Health Care Reform. This is a Health Care Obam-ination. If Obama the Asshole wanted everyone to have health care, he would have made health care affordable... instead of making it illegal to be poor.

Apparently Obama the Oppressor skipped out of all of his basic math classes. "When will I ever use this stuff?" is probably what he kept asking himself. You frustrating brat of a child with no long-term vision! President Incompetent, math classes before calculus are not about what you learn. They are about training your brain to think.

How can such a myopic under-achiever even pretend to have a stance on education reform? Obama the Opressor stands by standardized tests and other inconclusive measures of educational competence. Do you know what will save the American education system? Teaching children the value of being intelligent.

It is one thing to get good grades. It is one thing to do well on the SAT. It is one thing to earn a degree... But it is completely invaluable to have actually learned something in life.

People say earning a degree means you will earn more money, as if that is the point of an education. People say good grades will make you more successful in life. No employer I have ever encountered ever looked at my report card. When will we teach our students that the whole point of an education is what you learn?

If students have a chance to see the good that knowing how to think can do in this world, they will choose to learn.

I always preferred being smarter than my teachers to having their approval. I was not a popular child in school. But I did and still do always enjoy learning how to do something new, and it has made me a student of the world. Knowing things makes people powerful. When will we teach our children to value that?

You can learn a lot about a child from the way she or he plays with Barbie dolls. My friends' Barbies were cheerleaders, had boyfriends, and got pregnant. My Barbie had six Ph.D.s and never went on a date.

In my own defense, I had about fifty Barbie dolls, but only one Ken doll. He was not even a Ken. He we Derek from Barbie's 80s pop band called "Barbie and the Rockers." I liked his leather jacket. Barbie gets a bad reputation among feminists, but I did not turn out so bad.

I wonder sometimes if they will ever make a Barbie that looks like me... you know, a short, round, mixed-race nerd with psionic wings. (Have you seen my psionic wings?) She could have a matching Ken doll with tattoos, facial hair, and a motorcycle. Sigh... some love was always meant to be.

I guess if people have super powers they usually end up as an action figure instead of a Barbie doll. We all know I can talk to animals... but that makes me more of a Disney princess than anything else. What would my action figure do? Good question. How much have they revealed to you about my abilities in this world?

Sweetness, do we have a date tonight? I cannot tell, yet. I am only an on-again-off-again mind reader. Let me know!