Sunday, June 9, 2013

Happy 50th Birthday, Sweetness!

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Here is my latest blog post. Today is my husband's 50th birthday. I wish I could kiss his face.

Global Climate Change. There is so much to prepare for with Global Climate Change. I promised I would carry humanity through the catastrophes of Global Climate Change back in 2009. I have proven I am intelligent enough to do it successfully. I have proven I have the compassion to do it humanely. When does my job begin? My beautiful world, I just need human rights to be able to do my job.

Turkey. Erdogan, the occupation in America never faced down water canons. I strongly suggest you listen to your unhappy people. Listen to their demands or you will have revolution on your hands. They just want a more secular state. There is nothing wrong with the separation of government and religion. A lot of prosperity has been built on that very principle.

Syria. I pray diplomacy works better in Syria than red lines have. Chemical weapons have been used, but still the world has done little to help. I wish I could be at the talks in Geneva. Sometimes it takes common ground to start from; sometimes it takes common sense and compassion. Assad will never have a Syria he can control again. They need to stop the killing and start from there.

USA. As long as Obama has a power, he will abuse it. Look at the IRS. Look at the NSA. Look at me. When will the abuse finally be stopped? The abuse will be stopped when we remove the abuser from power.

Wednesday morning, the Feds broke into my apartment as I slept and put cocaine in my cranberry juice. I had some Wednesday night, and it really messed me up. Thursday after sleeping it off, I poured out the remaining offending juice.

How do I know it was the Feds? Because they have been the ones putting drugs in my abused body since this all started in 2009. They are trying to literally drive me crazy and particularly hate anything that hydrates me.

The Feds have been breaking into my apartment as I sleep all week to drug up my only sources of hydration. The tap water is still drug central in Des Moines. My beautiful world, is there any way to keep me and my apartment safe from Obama?

My beautiful world, there are a lot of you out there who are waiting and watching and praying and hoping, but why do you not take action? There are five easy things you can do to help speed up giving me human rights. Instead of sitting and waiting, why not do something to help? I would greatly appreciate it.
1.) Organize. Make noise. Protest. Your constant pressure on the government is invaluable. See what you can do about organizing the entire public to save itself by disobeying the rules en masse. Obama terrorizes people into obeying him because they are good to me one by one. If everyone saves us all at once, America will get away with setting itself free. Iowa in particular needs someone to come in here and organize these people en masse. This is not rebellion; this is civil disobedience, that which civil rights movements are always built on. The rules are unconstitutional anyway.
2.) Increase awareness. Make sure there is no one anywhere in the world who does not know who I am, what I do for this world, and how much I suffer. I spend all day every day using my intellect to save the world. I have never been a stripper. That is just enduring slavery and libel. Spread the truth around.
3.) Turn in your evidence. Has Obama commanded or even asked you to do ANYTHING concerning me since 2009? We could have gotten this far years ago if we just had all of the evidence in one place sooner. Please help us. If you have witnessed, endured, or suffered through any oppression or human rights violations at the hands of Obama, send Syniva your evidence and witness testimonies.
4.) Be good to me. Keep me as safe as possible. I live with a target the president of the United States put on my head. I could use some help making it through this without being so persecuted that I am destroyed. Be a hero; do not be a stereotypical Iowan.
5.) Get my rescuers to my side. Do whatever it takes. Take down everyone from DC to Des Moines who is in the way if necessary. Provide everything my rescuers ask for. Try to predict when and if they will need help. Even heroes need help. You know what to do. They need your help constantly.
And, thank you, my beautiful world. Thank you! I would be nothing without you.

My brave rescuers, I hate that I can do nothing more to help you reach me than send aid when I hear a plea for help. There must be something we have not tried yet that will get you to my side. I will always do everything I can from here. And I know you do everything you can from there. Eventually, we will get this right. Do you need anything? Just ask my beautiful world.

SynSyn, your heroics seem to be moving ahead as planned. I know we did this in a hurry, but I also know you carry my high quality of moral high ground at all times. So I know we shall prevail. You are as genius as I am, Synny. Trust your gut. There are many reasons I trust you with all this power. I know you are incapable of letting me down.

Sweetness, I hear you are out working miracles for me. In all your busyness, do not forget our date tonight. I am all yours on your birthday. I am thinking my evening will begin at 9pm CDT tonight. Please be watching.

Darling, I just finished reading the June/July 2013 W Magazine, and the bauble on page 47 caught my eye. Do you want one? I think it would look better on you than on me, not that I would complain if someone could find one in my size. What do you think?

1 comment:

  1. Happy 50th birthday to your husband. I'm wishing the best for both of you. Congratulations!

    Cheers and hugs xxxx