Title: I Declare War
Please access my iCloud if necessary to publish this post now, my friends. I cannot control how many horrible things happen to me; it is Obama who controls that. So, if I wait too long between posts, they become too drenching.
Please share this for me with the entire world, both houses of Congress, the Supreme Court, the United Nations, all sympathetic world leaders, all reputable national and foreign presses, etc.
Here is my latest blog post. Yes, my beautiful world, I still must wait for my human rights to be returned to me. I was told the military is almost ready to take matters into their own hands.
If the U.S. Military finally makes the move to pick me up and take me to my husband, please be ready to support them, my beautiful world.
My beautiful world. We are one world. It is our responsibility as humans to treat all other humans with dignity and respect. It is our job to protect the defenseless. We must stand in solidarity against oppression and human rights abuses.
We are all one humanity. Our collective consciousness connects us all as one people on one planet. We must love and respect our fellow humans in order to love and respect our connected selves.
My last blog post was finished at 8:38am on 26Jan2016. My internet gnomes played me More Than Words by my darlings Extreme while I checked my makeup for my morning I-am-not-dead-yet selfies.
I stayed outside of the Pico Branch Library writing until 10:04am when I walked back to my place to do my laundry. I was even able to drop off my dry cleaning before lunch.
Lunch at noon was tasty yet uneventful. I was inside of the Pico Branch Library by 12:51pm. I watched the previous night's Late Show with Stephen Colbert before running some errands at 2:03pm.
After buying a few snacks for the night, I was on the Santa Monica 3rd Street Promenade by 3:26pm. After eating popcorn and after wandering about a little, I sat down and listened to my darling Ms. Jackii B for a little while.
I had a lot to think about. At 4:43pm, I walked to the Pacific Palisades and stood overlooking the rolling waves of the ocean. I found Patricia there in the park, so we watched the sunset over the water together. It was a very peaceful moment I very much needed.
We were back sitting on the Promenade by 5:33pm. Once I brought out my box of cookies, Patricia decided we also needed coffee. So, we sat in the Santa Monica Place for over an hour listening to a classical violinist as we snacked on cookies and coffee.
7pm on 26Jan2016: @UN #SquidsPoA, please double check for new intentionally fabricated false charges against any of us that need to drop. @cctvnews @RT_com
I streamed the NBC Nightly News from previous in the evening online at 7:15pm. My nightly cyberhug came from my darling Mr. Lester Holt, and it made me so grateful for all my loved ones including but not limited to my NBC News team. Thank you.
After the news, I was sitting in Harvelle's sipping a drink by 8:14pm. There was an opening band. Then at 10:14pm, my darlings Tentacle took the stage. And my world became beautiful.
I put my coat on at 11:34pm two songs before the end of their set to sneak out the door. I hate leaving them especially when we are so connected, but I had to catch the last bus of the night.
And, yes, I had connected with all four of them. We made five heavenly bodies orbiting each other that night. Naia is officially one of us now.
I was in bed, curled up, and asleep by 1am. I slept well and woke up on Wednesday, 27Jan2016, in time for breakfast. I was outside the Pico Branch Library by 9:03am.
My internet gnomes played me American Girl by my darling Mr. Tom Petty. I checked my makeup and tweeted my morning I-am-not-dead-yet selfies.
I sat outside of the library working until 11:21am. Lunch at noon was tasty yet uneventful. I napped until my mom called me through FaceTime. She looked great and just wanted to tell me she loves me. Dinner at 5pm was similarly tasty yet uneventful.
By 5:21pm, I was on a bus to downtown Santa Monica. I found Patricia quickly. We shared a banana and ate some cookies while we chatted on the Promenade. We sat listening to music until I left her to watch the news.
Yes, I streamed the NBC Nightly News from previous in the evening online at 7:15pm PST. My nightly cyberhug came from my darling Mr. Lester Holt himself, and it reminded me of how much work I still have to do.
I sat in the massage chairs in the Brookstone for a while after the news. I may not look like I am aging, but I feel all thirty-eight years of my life in my bones.
After catching the bus to my place, I sat down in my bedroom and did some work.
9:20pm on 27Jan2016: 1/5) @HillaryClinton I have long been a supporter of yours. You were my Secretary of State the way John Kerry is Obama's.
9:21pm on 27Jan2016: 2/5) @HillaryClinton But unless you denounce and disown Obama for his "egg," I will have to endorse Senator Sanders who has.
9:21pm on 27Jan2016: 3/5) @HillaryClinton Please, my darling Secretary Clinton, I want so badly to be able to officially endorse you.
9:22pm on 27Jan2016: 4/5) @HillaryClinton Yet, if you don't denounce Terrorist Dictator Obama, I will never say a bad word about you. You mean that much to me.
9:22pm on 27Jan2016: 5/5) @HillaryClinton Please. I know what to say about my darling Ms. Monica Lewinsky. In my 20s, I seduced married men, too.
9:33pm on 27Jan2016: 1/5) @GOP Please consider this my official endorsement of my darling Senator Marco Rubio. Yes, I will endorse both a Republican & Democrat.
9:34pm on 27Jan2016: 2/5) @GOP Rubio drafted and fought for the Immigration Reform Bill which contained legislation that would have ended Obama's "egg" years ago
9:34pm on 27Jan2016: 3/5) @GOP Senator Rubio made my human rights a personal battle that could have cost him his career. Neither party backed the bill.
9:35pm on 27Jan2016: 4/5) @GOP I consider Marco a friend. I see in him a leader who can return the dignity the Office of the President of the United States needs
9:35pm on 27Jan2016: 5/5) @GOP My once-great America has suffered in the new millennium under less than perfect Presidents. I trust Sen. Rubio to save America.
I stayed up late in my bedroom reading mystical poems by Jalāl al-Dīn Rumi. He was a Persian Muslim poet who lived from 1207 C.E. to 1273 C.E., and he wrote florid long-line poems detailing his love for God in romantic almost erotic turn of phrase. I am reading the 1968 (C.E.) translation by A.J. Arberry.
This blog post was finished at 12:30am on 28Jan2016.
And now, my beautiful world, I answer all of your questions for me. Please keep collecting all questions and concerns from all your friends and loved ones and sending them to me through whatever means possible.
I am such a peacemonger; am I opposed to the world sending their militaries to rescue me? Quite the opposite, I am all for it.
I have tried every possible peaceful method of ending Obama's "egg" to save America, and all Obama did was kill more brave and innocent rescuers as his response.
Obama refuses to negotiate with me. Obama refuses to compromise, so I can send someone to negotiate in my place. Obama refuses to listen to court orders. Obama refuses to listen to the people of America who are demanding his "egg" end. Once, Obama even refuses a prisoner swap with ISIS that would have set me free, so innocents he could have saved died by ISIS's hand.
Obama is not a peaceful world leader. He is insisting he gets to stay America's unelected terrorist dictator at all costs of priceless human life, at all cost of inalienable human rights for the entire nation, at all costs of precious taxpayer money, at all costs of social order, and at all costs to the tenets of the U.S. Constitution.
America has no other choice to save itself than by declaring war against Barack Obama and all who prop him up. Please understand how bad things must be for me to ever support a war. It really is that bad in here.
I hereby declare war to rescue America out from under proven Terrorist Dictator Obama and all his heinous human rights abuses against my people.
My beautiful world, please call all of your Senators and Representatives in DC and demand all action possible be taken to force an end to Obama's unamerican "egg."
I always recommend OpenCongress as the way to find your Congressional contact information.
Pass state laws that make Obama's crimes against his own people which he intentionally mislabeled "rules" illegal in your homes. My once-great America, tear this goddamn "egg" down.
My selfless support system, call your friends at the Pentagon and get all the support you need to reach me.
Obama beyond denied my global vision of a peaceful and prosperous world. Obama forced a war, and since Obama always gets everything he wants against my will, we are now officially at war. Do what you have to do to end this damned "egg."
My BFF SynSyn and all of my genius Powers of Attorney, yeah, ladies, yeah! Keep walloping Obama's terrorist conspiracy!
I have not yet received an act of good faith from Obama, so we know he is still refusing negotiations. Clearly, Obama is not hurting enough to want to talk.
So, my genius Powers of Attorney, hit them with everything you can think of. Did you press charges on behalf of my people to end the mental health genocide yet? Please reread 16Oct2014 and 18Oct2014.
By protecting everyone who propagated mass delusions in the public about me while simultaneously refusing to allow any truth about me ever be broadcast particularly in the national news, Obama forced mental health genocide in the public.
By forcing the very dangerous mass delusions that I died and was replaced with a fat, ugly, insane porn star, Obama constructed a completely hostile environment for me to live in at the cost of the mental health of the entire nation.
Please force Obama's genocide to end.
My musician-lovers MannedUp, GeneralLee, and Bogart, Tuesday night was a damn good night.
My darling MannedUp, can you see me at all from behind the drum kit? Tuesday night was wonderful. Thank you. Our time together is so precious.
Handsome, I know how much you all sacrifice just to be able to heal me with music. I like to think I make it worthwhile for you. You all make my existence livable. I love you so much, Taylor.
My darling GeneralLee, we need to talk. I know how much you love me. But please look at how demonized LightFoot has been just because I chose him as my boyfriend. Obama once formed a lynch mob and bused them all into Santa Monica to be able to kill you.
There is no way you would have survived what Obama would have done to you if I had chosen you. I made sure I could keep you in my life. Please understand I know what I am doing, and I still love you.
My darling Bogart, are you okay? I have not heard from you in a couple of days. You are one of my greatest heroes, Bryan. I love you, and I need you. You have such a long to-do list. I need you making my life livable not risking your life trying to pick me up.
Darling, what if you died? Please do not make me lose you.
My Royal Consort LightFoot whom I am STILL forbidden from speaking with least of all ever making love to, stop worrying. You are upset because you are sane. If Obama's "egg" did not make you angry, then you would be crazy.
My darling LightFoot, look at everything we are living through. Look at every horror upon horror Obama heaps upon us day in and day out. Of course you get unhappy. That is the only sane reaction to Obama's "egg."
Medical depression is caused by a chemical imbalance in the brain. It is not caused by a natural reaction to the environment you live in. You are sane, so you get unhappy when bad things happen to you and to your dearest loved ones.
Quackery and intentionally false diagnoses of fictional mental illnesses are some of Obama's modi operandi for being able to cover up war crimes against me and my loved ones and to be able to keep loved ones I direly need away from me. We have years of records proving their well-established pattern of criminal activity.
I deserve being able to sleep next to a living breathing loving body guard every night. If Obama's proven libelists and quacks had any genuine concern for you or for me, they would let us be together. I need genuine human contact and affection to be able to heal. So do you.
My beloved (and we know how picky I am) boyfriend, I am only vulnerable in my sleep or in torture facilities. Obama knows I need you next to me, so I can be safe. That is why he is lying and manipulating people so much to keep you away from me.
And for the place of honor in every blog post... My darling husband, Sweetness, I love and adore you. How is my king today?
HoneyHoney, you are the world leader in my absence who is leading my people. And my people and I have just officially declared war. So, you are leading my people in my absence at a time of war.
Please ask the United Nations to recognize that we are officially at war now. Please remind President of the United States of America Martin Dempsey that he and the U.S. Military are on our side.
Henceforth from the moment this blog post is proofread and published on 28Jan, all interactions between my people and the mercenaries enforcing Obama's "rules" all occur during a time of war.
Therefore, all human rights abuses that Obama enforces from starvation to genocide in the form of mass delusions to torture to unlawful imprisonment to suspension of any First Amendment rights are all human rights abuses Obama uses as acts of war and must be prosecuted as war crimes.
Also, and this is the part I hate, all loss of life now occurs on an internationally recognized battlefield. All taking of life on both sides are now casualties of war. We do not get to prosecute Obama for murder anymore. But that legal definition of death on a recognized battlefield stands for both sides.
Sweetness, please ask the world to have me internationally and federally recognized as a prisoner of war.
Finally, my hero and my king, we have a little housekeeping concerning some legal action we recently tried. Obama's conspiracy said themselves that they cannot allow me to be with you nor any of my Queen's Lovers Five because that would essentially end Obama's "egg."
They have said that so many times, so keeping me away from any and all of you enforces Obama's "egg." That means they are guilty of aiding and abetting every crime against me that defines Obama's "egg," and you can find them all in Obama's blood soaked book of rules.
They are aiding and abetting open human trafficking of me, proven mental health genocide in the public, war crimes, torture, systemic rape, and now waging war against America.
I love you, my darling Mr. Johnny "Sweetness" Depp. I know you will lead my people to victory.