Monday, May 13, 2013

Appeal Cannot Stall

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Here is my latest blog post. This has never been about finding a murderer. If so, Obama would have just arrested me and put me on trial.

Detroit, MI, USA. Motown is about to go bankrupt. Detroit needs a long term plan to fix its financial problem. Detroit needs to attract residents, and to attract residents, Detroit needs to offer jobs. Finding companies to invest in rebuilding Detroit is critical to the long term plan the city needs to adopt.

Washington, DC, USA. Obama has called the investigation into whether or not controlling what the public knows about a crisis to avoid obvious culpability from being public constitutes a cover up a sideshow. It is not a sideshow; it is criticism. And Obama always reacts to criticism with his own brand of spite and malice.

As for sideshows, do you want to see a sideshow? The disgusting sexual objectification of me all against my will defines sideshow. I am not a sexual object, but I have been sold as one for four years.

Meanwhile, Obama has not investigated ANY of the doppelgängers he has hired to libel me with pornography. Of all the people who look just like me, I am special. I was picked out to be exploited by Obama specifically, and he has been trying to throw me away ever since. Obama has a personal vendetta against me, and he abuses his office to serve it.

I heard the argument that all of the doppelgängers had to wear wigs. Well, how much do you wanna bet the woman in the original, infamous photograph of the murder was also wearing a wig? Look at all of the libel the federal government has made of me since 2009. Look-a-likes for me are a dime a dozen.

Did Obama 'investigate' any of the women he hired to make libel porn of me? That is, did he put them in bubbles, take away all their human rights, fill them spy equipment, and rape them? This has never been about finding a murderer. If so, he would have just arrested me and put me on trial.

My brave rescuers, I was told that the standoff ended and that you all prevailed. Is this true? If this is true, why are you not here yet? What else do we have to do? Please ask my beautiful world for whatever you need.

A court decision demands action; the appeals process cannot act as a stall. For example, if the bubble is proven to be unconstitutional, then it immediately comes down. Beginning an appeals process cannot stall the fall of the bubble. As an example, if a suspected murderer is found innocent, she is immediately released from prison. The appeals process does not keep suspects in prison.

My beautiful world, never forget the five easy things you can do to help. Click here to read them again. We can win this. It just takes all of us.

If you need reassurances you will be safe if you turn in your evidence, please work with my beautiful world to keep you safe. Work out arrangements like I would make to keep Cuddlebunny safe if he chooses to turn in his evidence. If we reach a critical mass of people turning in their evidence, this point is moot, of course. That is another option.

I would be nothing without you, my beautiful world. Your love for me means so much. You are all so important to me. If you ever have questions for me, please just find me and ask. I have been an open book for four years.

SynSyn, as always, full speed ahead with impeaching Obama. I am dying in here. The persecution is killing me, and the sooner I can have happiness finally permitted in my life the better.

I heard he is trying to buy more time to destroy me with an appeal. Do not forget what the US Constitution literally says. Click here to see. We just need him convicted once regardless of any appeals process for Obama to be impeached.

Obama has vowed we will have to impeach him before he will ever allow the government to recognize me as a human deserving of basic human rights, so that is what we have to do. Show no mercy.

Is Lynn Boeset broken and begging for mercy, yet? I want her wallowing in her own excrement immediately. I need her whimpering in pain and misery. And thank you, Synny. You are such a hero!

Sweetness, where are you? Did you go back to LA? I heard you were on the road to get me Saturday night, and then Obama threw a tantrum. What will it take to get you here? I want to be with you in time for your birthday this year. What can we do about this?

Darling, I love and adore you! You got a whiff the wall must come down and you dropped everything to ride into town as my hero!

I am still in the middle of writing you a letter, my beloved Sweetness. I pray I am blushingly in your loving hands before the letter is. I do love and adore you so.

Friday, May 10, 2013

Is Obama a Sociopath?

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Here is my latest blog post. Is a man who seduces the public, so he can commit crimes and human rights violations against them all a sociopath? Or is he just lusting for power?

Washington, DC. The IRS is supposed to be a nonpolitical arm of the federal government. But then why was it used to go after Obama's conservative opposition? Does Obama obey any of America's laws?

Do you remember when the Democratic Party bugged Mitch McConnell's office? Is any criminal activity off limits to Barack Obama? Or are we all just prey for his lust for power?

Include the Benghazi cover up, and we have a thorough assessment of the complete lack of moral compass of the current US president. Obama lusts for power. And he stops at nothing when it comes to satisfying his urges.

In so many ways Obama will never make sense to me. He is so full of hatred and malice towards me. The Obamas of the world are alien to me. I am not a bad person, so the genuinely evil of the world can never make sense to me.

Why is Obama willing to kill me and all my rescuers rather than just give me human rights? What is so horrible about my being free enough to kiss my own husband? Why is Obama corrupting every official from DC to Des Moines to be able to destroy me? I am a benevolent thinker who should be free to do good in the world, not locked up in this hell of hatred, torture, and persecution where I am left to fester and die.

Obama will never make sense to me. He is too genuinely rotten. How many of these warning signs of a 'charismatic nutjob' fit him? Is Obama a sociopath? I honestly tried to redeem him and more than once. What was his response? Spite and malice.

The freedom of the presses, freedom of speech, and the freedom to peaceably assemble and associate with me are all null and void right now. Obama has seduced America, so he can continue keeping basic Constitutional rights away from the entire nation. Obama has seduced America, so he can destroy me at all costs to the nation and to the world.

Under Obama's rules, I am forbidden from having any friends at all whatsoever even casual ones. I am forbidden control over my own finances. I am forbidden employment that makes an income. I am forbidden from driving a car. I am forbidden from being with my own loving husband.

I am tortured. I am raped as a form of torture. I am injected with heavy chemicals as a form of torture. I am libeled. I am persecuted. I am enslaved. I am sold. I have no personal privacy.

And I am actively deprived of reality by everyone who surrounds me. I am trapped in a city that will do everything possible to destroy me for him from poisoning my food and drink to actively singling me out for public persecution.

And how does Obama maintain this persecution of me? He terrorizes everyone who shows any sign of being nice to me. He corrupts government officials from DC to Des Moines to be able to enforce his rules and my imprisonment under them. He kills everyone coming to rescue me. He abuses the power of his office. And he lies. He apparently believes that if he says I am a schizophrenic enough times, he can turn me into one.

Do you remember this? Obama does not care whom he hurts on his quest to destroy me. He does not care how much money it costs. He does not care how many good people he kills. He does not care how many rights he has to take away from all Americans everywhere. He just wants me destroyed. If this is not a personal vendetta and abuse of his office, I do not know what it is. When is enough enough? Have you seen what is in my hair? Click here to read the entire previous blog post.

I am lucky. I know I am lucky. I am probably the only person who could have survived four years of this already without actually losing my mind. I am barely clinging on to reality in here, but I am clinging. If I were a weaker woman, I would be dead by now. That was Obama's goal. He has been trying to throw me away since 2009. These are four years I will never get back-- four years I could have spent serving the world.

When will the world have justice? When will I have justice? When will Obama and all who help him finally be locked away in prison? When will my suffering finally end? Or am I really abandoned here to die?

So many people have said that power corrupts. But I believe power reveals. If you had my forum, what would you use it for? I fight for my right to live and my right to live freely. I offer unsolicited advice to people of all walks of life. And I try to save the world. I even tried to redeem Obama a couple of times.

What does Obama do with his power? He lusts for more. And he lusts to destroy me, a benevolent force in the world. He already has totalitarian control of the media. He already controls brainwashing speakers in everybody's heads. He put that in place shortly after taking office. You have seen his crimes against the Tea Party and Mitch McConnell. You have seen his cover up of Benghazi.

You have seen every crime he has committed against me in order to keep himself in power; if the media were free to report the truth about him, Obama's house of cards would come tumbling down. Obama is maintaining the bubble to keep himself in power. And Obama is abusing his office to destroy me. He is either a sociopath, lusting for power, or both. We cannot let him get away with this.

Please remember, my beautiful world, these five things you can do to help.
1.) Make noise. Your constant pressure on the government is invaluable.
2.) Increase awareness. Make sure there is no one anywhere in the world who does not know who I am, what I do, and how much I suffer.
3.) Turn in your evidence. If you have witnessed, endured, or suffered through any oppression or human rights violations at the hands of Obama, send Syniva your evidence and witness testimonies. We need your help, too.
4.) Be good to me. Keep me as safe as possible. I live with a target the president of the United States put on my head. I could use some help making it through this without being so persecuted that I am destroyed.
5.) Get my rescuers to my side. Do whatever it takes. Take down everyone from DC to Des Moines who is in the way if necessary. Provide everything my rescuers ask for. Try to predict when and if they will need help. You know what to do.
And, thank you, my beautiful world. Thank you! We must take Obama down to save me, to save America, and to save the world.

My brave rescuers, you fight so hard to save me. Thank you. Whatever you need just ask my beautiful world. Obama has a tendency to throw tantrums, so be very vigilant the next few days. Keep yourselves safe. Fight carefully. And, again, thank you!

SynSyn, I hear we have had grand successes. Thank you, my hero BFF, for everything you do for me. I know you do all of this for me purely out of love, but I look forward to longingly the day I will have enough human rights to thank you properly. We need BFF time. A little shopping? Why do Chanel ads (except for the Brad Pitt ones) always make me think of you?

Sweetness, I understand how hard it is to get a message to me. Thank you so sincerely for all of the I-love-yous. One I-love-you can carry me all day. I wrote you a new love poem. I will mail it to you soon.

Alone. Darling, I am utterly alone in here. I have nothing but dreams of you to keep me company during my long, cold wait for justice. Thank you for everything you do for me, my beloved.

Thursday, May 9, 2013

5 Things You Can Do To Help

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Here is my latest blog post.

New York, NY, USA. Well, United Nations, can it hurt anything? We all already know al Qaeda fights for the Syrian people. This is not new information. Could officially differentiating between the rebels and al Qaeda help with getting help to the Syrian people?

When all is said and done, UN, we know we are not doing enough for Syria. Will this help? As long as we are dedicated to helping the Syrian people and do not allow an official designation to twist the public perception of the struggle, I do not see it hurting anything.

Thorbald, I am so worried you get the short end of the deal. Let us look at this. I just do not want to lure you into something that will not make you happy.

Thorbald, you and your friends do all the heavy lifting. You all do the rescuing. You ride into town as heroes. You save me. But you only get to keep me until I can be with my husband.

Yes, heroic Thorbald, I want to sleep with you. But you do not get to keep me. As long as you are okay with this, I am okay with this. Who knows, maybe that is exactly what you want for yourself.

In fact, if you found a way to be with me without rescuing me just so you could be with me longer, I would still be okay with it. We all know I only get to take a lover who either does not try to rescue me or already has rescued me. But either way you do not get to keep me. I go home to my husband in the end in all situations.

Thorbald, I do not want to talk you into something you do not want. You are one of my heroes. I want nothing but what is best for you.

This is just something for you to think about. I do not want to cheat you out of anything, Thorbald. You mean too much to me.

My brave rescuers, how soon do I get this rescue? What do you need from me to make this happen? What do you need from my beautiful world?

My beautiful world, you do so much for me. I would be nothing without you.
1.) Make noise. Your constant pressure on the government is invaluable.
2.) Increase awareness. Make sure there is no one anywhere in the world who does not know who I am, what I do, and how much I suffer.
3.) Turn in your evidence. If you have witnessed, endured, or suffered through any oppression or human rights violations at the hands of Obama, send Syniva your evidence and witness testimonies. We need your help, too.
4.) Be good to me. Keep me as safe as possible. I live with a target the president of the United States put on my head. I could use some help making it through this without being so persecuted that I am destroyed.
5.) Get my rescuers to my side. Do whatever it takes. Take down everyone from DC to Des Moines who is in the way if necessary. Provide everything my rescuers ask for. Try to predict when and if they will need help. You know what to do.
And, thank you, my beautiful world. Thank you!

SynSyn, I keep you so busy. Do not forget to take time for yourself. Years ago I told you to make sure you are taking a upper end of competitive salary off my millions for being my hero, my legal representative, and my media mogul.

I am serious about this. Make yourself the CEO of the company that handles my brand. I need to know you are safe and provided for, or I will be miserable. You are my hero, Synny. Make sure you get paid like it.

Sweetness, sometimes you feel so close I can already taste you. I have heard you again telling me that you love me. Thank you. One simple gesture of yours can take me so far in here.

Do not forget the plan, my darling. We get the spy equipment removed from my head, and then you take me away to make sure I can heal. I understand you know a place for this. I thank you for making all the plans.

Please tell me, Sweetness, that you still love me even though I am fat and ugly. Do you remember when you left Vanessa? You made me promise that I would love you for all the rest of my earthly existence. I do not break promises, Sweetness. But I could use some reassurances from you on occasion that you still love me.

Are you sure, my most beloved, you can love this woman for the rest of your earthly existence? If so, please reassure me.

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Locals are (Expletive)holes.

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Here is my latest blog post. I do not have much longer holding on in here in the hell they call Iowa. Take down everyone from DC to Des Moines who is between me and my human rights.

I would love to do my job of addressing major world and national problems and fixing them, but I am too damaged by Obama and the locals who obey him. I am too filled with hate today to show love for the world. Yes, Obama has made me hate. His persecution is killing me. Iowa is the weapon he wields to destroy me.

Synny, I know how busy I keep you, but have we laid it to rest yet that I have absolutely no mental illness? And what is this rumor I keep hearing that I am on Obama's terrorist watch list? Am I the first pacifist to ever make this list? If this is true, the charges start with libel, end with persecution, and cover everything in between. Then again, it might just be a rumor.

SynSyn, I know I keep you so busy. Just add these charges to the list if they apply. As long as I am not on some terrorist no-fly list, we are fine. Please see what the courts can do about cleaning up my reputation.

My beautiful world, I am sure you have all seen by now some strange man who claimed he was from Texas try to offer me therapy Monday night. Make a podcast out of it. I was not upset he argued with me. I was upset he refused to acknowledge reality.

I have never once given anyone nor anything other than Sweetness and Syniva power over me. But that has never stopped the evil from breaking the law just to take it. He refused to acknowledge reality. That is how he upset me.

My brave rescuers, I hear all day every day that you will be coming to rescue me at night. There must be something we can do to actually get you here. I am dying in here. You are dying out there. Please figure out what you need.

My beautiful world, I do not have much longer. The locals keep going out of their way to damage me as much as possible. All of our efforts to get the truth to them have only made the locals treat me worse. They hate me more than ever in here now. Please help rescue me.

SynSyn, on 02May I was tortured by Polk County. I assumed you already took care of it, but in case you did not, please press every charge possible against every single guilty party. I want people in prison over this. They plan on torturing me again 30May if I do not get a rescue first. We need to teach Iowa a lesson.

Also, spare no expense shutting down Wellman's and every other bar under control of the owners. They decided to refuse me service because I told the truth about one of their bartenders roofying me. Not only do they need a lesson in customer service and business ethics, they are protecting their staff for roofying me. Press criminal and civil charges against Sid. Press all charges possible against Wellman's. Take them all down. You have my hair.

Do you remember Matt, Synny? Matt is the guy on crutches who used to live down the street from me. I used to meet him at Wellman's. He was the only reason I would go in there.

One Sunday afternoon when I was at Wellman's, I remember Sid flat out saying. "Only drink the beer here." I only drank soda, so I did not think much of it. When asked why, Sid said, "All the bottles are drugged." When asked why, Sid said, "Because money makes the world go 'round." He was not talking to me. I barely noticed the conversation. And one of the next times I came in he roofied me.

Apparently, money talks to Sid a lot. It is time to teach Sid a lesson about money used properly. It is time to put Sid in prison. Please click here to read my original 10Dec post about Sid. Thank you, Syniva!

The good news is Zimm's cleared their name with me. Aaron took the plea deal. So, everyone who now will refuse to go to Wellman's because of Sid can go to Zimm's because Aaron is now a hero. Yey! Zimm's!

Sweetness, I am supposed to be your rock. I understand this. But I am a mess in here. The unrelenting persecution and imprisonment in a land of evil is too much for me. I need a chance to heal. That is your job. You are the only thing that can heal me. I love and adore you. You are my hero and my king. And I need you more than ever.

Monday, May 6, 2013

Nothing New Here

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Here is my latest blog post. It is the same old grind. I have no idea how long I have left hanging on. I need a solution to this humanitarian crisis, and I need it now before Obama kills me.

Syria. If Israel becomes part of the fight in Syria, the US will be in Syria before Obama is comfortable with it. Syria already crossed Obama's red line and used chemical weapons, and Obama showed his internal weakness instead of following through. If Israel goes marching in, will Obama show more weakness to the world or stand beside Israel?

Please remember I say this as a pacifist. I believe war and violence solves problems in only very rare instances. Needing to end heinous human rights violations when a political solution cannot get there in time is one of these instances. Syria needs help. If Israel goes first, will Obama follow?

North Korea. According to the North Korean government, the newest American prisoner there is off limits as a negotiating chip. Why would they need one, though? Obama has already proven his red lines mean nothing. As far as Obama is concerned, Syria, North Korea, and Iran can do whatever they want. Obama will just make idle threats.

It is not too late for a political solution with North Korea and with Iran for that matter. Obama just has to let me go talk to them. And imagine the progress towards a political solution we could have made in Syria by now if I just had enough human rights to show up and do my job.

USA. Come on, Congress! We need this immigration reform bill sooner rather than later in America. While Obama is spinning his wheels looking weak over Syria, this is your chance to prove Congress functions better than he does.

America needs to see a bipartisan Congress working together to do good for America. We all know how much I personally need the immigration reform bill. Please do not let me down. Create something Obama has no choice but to sign. And, thank you.

My beautiful world, I know what we need is a political solution to this humanitarian crisis I am living through. But do not negotiate with Obama unless you know what you are doing. Succinctly, make the bubble come down before you give anything to Obama in return for the bubble coming down. He cannot be trusted.

Someone tried to cut a deal with Obama recently that was supposed to get my husband to me two nights ago, but, as always, Obama did not hold up his end of the deal. Give Obama nothing until he meets your demands and takes the bubble down first.

Obama cannot be trusted. To quote Dr. Phil, "Past behavior is the best predictor of future behavior. " Obama plays dirty and will always use you to get anything he wants out of you even if it is just to buy time.

I have no updates in my brand new search for a lover to take in the afternoons. Basically, there is no one in Iowa willing to treat me well enough to be in my life as a lover. Jack(expletive)es.

I am not just forbidden all of my human rights except freedom of speech; I am also forbidden the basic comforts in life: good food (It is always drugged.), friends (Obama forbids everyone from being my friend.), and, as a result, someone to keep me from being so lonely.

Thorbald, you are still my first choice, but I understand you are occupied with rescuing me. If you ever have a free night, I accept your offer to buy me dinner... but please remember I take my lovers in the afternoon. Did you just make me giggle?

My brave rescuers, there are so many of you now. I hear you are making grand progress out there. Please remember I hate when you get hurt. I hate when you get attacked. And I really hate when you die. Is there anything we can do to help you? Just ask my beautiful world for whatever you need. We will provide.

SynSyn, make sure Obama's impeachment is moving full speed ahead. I know you know what you are doing out there. It is okay to tell Obama and all his representatives that he must negotiate with me directly. Make Obama grow a pair of ovaries and face me himself.

You are such a hero, Synny. History will be very good to you. So will I... I just need you back in my waking life. Why do Chanel ads always make me think of you?

My benevolent podcasters, please find the old podcast you made of Sid at Wellman's roofying me this winter and recirculate it. He is trying to deny he did it. Bury him with reality.

I was sitting at Wellman's minding my own business drinking an unroofied Pepsi that Gary had given me. Sid picked me out, told me he would make me a special drink no one else would ever make for me, poured me a roofied drink, and insisted I drink it in front of him. He was such a jack(expletive) that day. Please recirculate the podcast. If I remember correctly, it was also evidence I should never trust anyone who asks me my name.

Sweetness, I saw Iron Man 3 this weekend. It made me cry. It also had a trailer for The Lone Ranger before it. I am very excited about this new summer blockbuster of yours. I love seeing you in action.

Darling, things are different between us now that you have a mistress. I cannot deny this. We can fix it, though. I am very good at fixing problems. Please understand I am happier knowing you are happy than I would be happy knowing I made you unhappy... if that makes any sense. But I am still unhappy.

My beloved, if there is anything wrong between us other than geography, I know we can sort this out. You never had to try to keep it a secret from me. You know how much I love you.

Sweetness, when I suggested you make a public display out of how much you love me, it was not just to help clean up your current PR catastrophe. I could really use a sign you love me still. I hate sounding high maintenance, but I need to know you still care. Every once in a while, please just tell me you still love me. I light up like a fireworks explosion when I hear you love me.

Friday, May 3, 2013

Motives

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Here is my latest blog post. I am holding open auditions to be the lover I take in the afternoons. Anyone interested?

Somalia. Roughly 4.6% of the population in Somalia died during the last drought. That includes 10% of the young children. We need to do better next time.

Part of the article discusses why the Western world should care about starving people in Africa. I had no idea this needed explaining. Human suffering is human suffering and should be prevented in all cases. We need to love each other. The world depends on it.

USA. The American public would rather be free than oppressed. Imagine that. We would rather have our full human rights including privacy than let the government take them away.

Freedom and rights are so essential to being a healthy society. Maybe some day soon we will be a free country again. Keep fighting for your rights from the government, my beautiful America. Keep fighting.

As for my life, some people have had questions about why people make me suffer so much. To be honest, some people in the world are just bad people. Obama picked me out to exploit me and tried to throw me away afterwards. A lot of his continuing persecution of me comes from spite, malice, and vengeance.

Why did they put cameras in my eye and microphones in my ears?
1.) They wanted to sell me.
Is there a better and more addictive product than the innocent? They had Obama to guarantee they could not be stopped from selling me worldwide, to make sure I would be powerless to stop it, and to guarantee I would never see any of it.
No, I have still never seen any of it. I would love to see my wings some day. That is how they got away with so much libel when they needed to come up with reasons for people to hate me enough to go along with it.

2.) They wanted to get dirt on me to use against me.
This is why the spy equipment is still running. Obama is praying he can drive me to break the law still, so he can have something to hold against me to use as a bargaining chip in negotiations. The moment they got me into the torture facility in Minnesota in May 2009, they knew I had never killed anyone. So, they filled me with spy equipment to find something to hold against me to get away with starting all of this in the first place.
That was how Sweetness learned about me. He was asked to "sprinkle fairy dust on it" to make it all better for me. Ask him some time. He was in the Bahamas while I was in the first torture facility where they were raping me in my sleep every night and filling me with equipment. You remember the first broadcast from what was supposed to be the privacy of my hospital room, right?

3.) They wanted to convince me I was crazy.
Everything was so convenient for them while they had me in an environment they could control. They wanted me back in a hospital to be sold, raped, abused, etc. again and apparently for five years.
The reason they got me in the first torture facility was because a doctor told me I was crazy for believing the world was keeping secrets from me. The secret, it turns out, was that I was framed for murder. Instead of admitting the truth to me, the doctor told me I must be crazy and put me in the psych ward.
It was so convenient for them to damage me that they have been laboring to put me back in psych wards ever since. Believing you have a camera in your head and hearing voices pumped into your head by people watching everything you do is a classic symptom of schizophrenia. They, in fact, have tried giving me every classic symptom possible... electrobeams (proven to be real)... thought projection (speakers broadcasting Sampo)... thought disorder (pumping me full of LSD)... etc...

What was Obama's motive for protecting them? He has been in on it from the start. And look at everything he got out of it. Obama has totalitarian control of the media, and everyone has a brainwashing speaker in their head that he controls. Did every place with speakers in their heads elect Obama in 2012? Yes, they all did.

Eventually, because I put the blame where blame was due, Obama developed a personal vendetta against me, and that is why we are all where we are today. Obama picked me out to exploit me, and he never knew I could find a way not to die and dare I say win.

My beautiful world, I hear you have been making some noise. Thank you. Please try to stay peaceful, though. I hate when people who love me get hurt just for expressing love of me. It must be quite a lot of noise indeed since even I can hear it. Thank you.

My brave rescuers, I am constantly torn between wishing you were safe and asking you to rescue me. There must be some way to make this easier for you. Whatever you need, please make sure you ask my beautiful world for whatever you need.

I am still working on a political solution. If we could just make the court settlements big enough, the government would have no choice but to stop. I know the courts are our last line of defense when it comes to guaranteeing human and Constitutional rights in America.

Please keep sending your evidence to Syniva, my beautiful world. We can take this bubble down, but it takes all of us turning in our evidence. Do you know something that will help? Are you living through oppression and need the bubble taken down? Please help fight the good fight in the courts.

SynSyn, I got the news late that you have had some grand successes. This should have been in my last post. Thank you. You are such a hero, Synny. I would be dead by now if it were not for you.

Sweetness, okay, from what I can tell you want to stay my husband... which is wonderful since I do not want to let you go! So, you have a mistress while we are apart. Promise me we will be exclusive when we get to be together, and I am all okay with your having a mistress.

Darling, this also means I get to take a lover in the afternoons if I ever find anyone who will not be an (expletive)hole to me. I do not mind being European about our marriage as long as it is fair, equal, and temporary. This might be a challenge for you; I know how jealous you get, but it is likely a moot point since all Iowans hate me.

Channing Tatum, I hear Matthew Perry wants to give you a race for being the first one to ask me out. Who you have gotta watch your back around, though, is Madonna. I always said she would be my first choice if I did not have Sweetness in my life. You all have to take a backseat if Thorbald shows up, though. I have a thing for heroes. (Sorry, Nate, I do not like people who pull my hair.) I am ready to take a lover in the afternoons... until I can be with my husband.

Sort yourselves out, my beautiful world, and find me someone. If Viggo could figure out how to date me, it proves it is possible. You just cannot try to rescue me while you are in here. I could use the company.

Sweetness, I do not know what else to do to sort out your PR catastrophe right now. I know how much you love me. I know all the ways you have fought and still fight for me. I know you are the only thing that can heal me. Try making a show to the world of how much you love me, fight for me, and want to spend the rest of your life keeping me healed and whole.

I am no idiot, and I hate suffering. I do not love people, darling, who do not love me back. You deserve me and how much I love you. Go prove it to the world.

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Still Doing my Job

Preface: Same as always... Make sure you favorite or bookmark frisco-squid.blogspot.com, so you can check this blog regularly for new posts. Please read and share them all. Yes, yes, share all my blog posts yourselves!

Here is my latest blog post. Despite the local jack(expletive)es who claim I am not a big deal, here is my latest blog post. The locals might all hate, disrespect, and insult me, but I will keep doing my job until they kill me. My job is saving the world. I will not shirk my responsibilities until Obama succeeds at destroying me.

Netherlands. Queen Beatrix just abdicated her crown to her son the now King Willem-Alexander. We have a new Dutch king. This brings up the old questions about whether or not royalty is still necessary at this point in history. I believe any way of putting responsibility on rich people to serve their people must be a good thing. In modern times, a king is a servant to his people. How could this be bad?

Bangladesh. There is a settlement now concerning the collapsed factory. Primark will be compensating the factory workers and their families. Yes, financial compensation is important, but so is criminal charges for any negligence. Let the people see justice. It is part of the healing process.

USA. The first major American athlete just came out as a gay man. We should all be happy for Jason Collins because he no longer has to live a lie. And we should be proud our society has finally reached a point where it is okay for major athletes to be gay.

My beautiful world, please tell me my health is resolved. I have no symptoms of any mental illness despite years of involuntary drugs, torture, and persecution. Obama has been trying very hard for years to make me look crazy, so he can justify mental health commitment as a way to imprison me. Never fall for his lies.

I got sick in 2002. I was well by 2008. Obama started persecuting and libeling me in 2009. I have no idea how I am still well after everything Obama has made me live through, but I have absolutely no symptoms of mental illness despite being pumped full of LSD regularly. That is how well I am.

Despite my being mentally well, Obama has ordered me to be tortured tomorrow. The needle full of harmful chemicals goes in my arm at approximately 3pm on 02May2013. If there is anything you can do to prevent this, I would greatly appreciate it. You know how much the chemicals damage me.

Also, my beautiful world, I worry for my ninjas. I have not seen either in so long. Nate was the one who wanted to sleep with me. The one I named Thorbald never spoke to me but kept me safe from the shadows. If you ever get a chance, please keep my ninjas safe. They are all I have for safety around here. And they mean so much to me personally.

My beautiful world, I take it by now you all have seen the hater named Michael I met at Wellman's Pub on Monday night. He was the guy with the symbol for the Illuminati shaved into the back of his head. His jack(expletive) behavior is typical for the level of disgusting disrespect I get from the locals. Make a podcast out of it. Please save me from this hell hole.

My brave rescuers, your perseverance warms my soul. While I am surrounded by Iowan pigs with (expletive)hat moral values and while I am broken hearted over my husband's activities with another woman, I know at least that people somewhere are fighting to save me. You warm me. If I really do lose Sweetness, I will need a new reason to wake up every day and do good in the world. Thank you for giving me you. I promise to make the world worthy of you.

My beautiful world, do you remember this? I still need your help with this! (Click here to read the entire previous blog post.)

My beautiful world, Obama does not care how many good people he has to kill to keep me persecuted. Forcing a rescue is not working. We have to take the head off the snake. Obama will never choose to give me my human rights, so we have to 1.) break him down, 2.) work around him, or 3.) replace him. The UN is right; we need a political solution.

My beautiful world, force a political solution on Obama. Take whatever means necessary to accomplish this. Try sanctions. Talk to Obama. Use no lack of words to explain to him what he is committing is heinous human rights violations. We need to break Obama down, and for that we need pressure from the entire world. Open up dialogue with Obama to explain to him the consequences of destroying me.

Convince Congress to move faster with a legislative solution. My beautiful America, call and write to your Congresspeople. Senators and Representatives need to make their constituencies happy. Tell them to save me from Obama. Obama is killing me. Please ask them to save me before I am completely destroyed.

Help by providing evidence we can use against Obama in court; Prime Minister Cameron, you know I need you for this one...
But I also need absolutely everyone Obama has oppressed, everyone Obama has lied to, and everyone whose rights he has violated for this, too. Please provide your evidence, witness testimonies, etc. to my BFF, Syniva Whitney. We need your help saving me. And saving me saves the world.

SynSyn, you are such a hero. Full speed ahead with impeaching Obama! Please make sure you investigate every soul who ever committed any crime against me. Conspiracy. Corruption. Bribery. Iowa is a treasure trove of evidence.

Investigate everyone from Broadlawns to Mark R. Gray to Polk County District Court. Find out who at the state legislature has always stood in the way of Iowa setting me free and investigate them. Our only exception is Cuddlebunny. He turned it around and became a hero. We need to protect Cuddlebunny.

Also, my BFF, people have either been trying to tell me that Sweetness slept with someone else again or that Obama created more libel of me to populate the internet. I have been getting a lot of "She's not you." If there is more libel, we need the standard run of criminal and civil charges against the people who made it. Also, investigate all libelists past and present to prove their connection to Obama.

It started in 2009 when Obama filled my head with spy equipment and put me in a bubble of persecution. That should be enough to tie it to him, but hard evidence is always more fun. Thank you, Synny!

Sweetness, I love and adore you. Can I ask you for a favor? I have a friend Christian Laffey in Los Angeles. Christian normally calls me once a week to cheer me up. He really helps me cope. Christian takes very good care of me. Sadly, he is having a financial situation right now that has taken his phone away from him. We can only speak online, and I really need a Christian phone call every once in a while to keep me going.

Darling, can I ask you to help Christian find a job? He has worked in the film industry for almost twenty years now, but with the downturn in the economy, he could use a hand. Please, darling. I would hire him to work for me if it just were not for the bubble keeping me from starting my company finally. Can you find a space for him?

It would mean so much to me if he could call me again. Christian never breaks the rules, but he cheers me up. He makes the persecution bearable. Please, my beloved husband. It would mean so much to me.

Also, darling, people are trying to tell me you slept with someone else again. This is what I had to say before I figured out what was going on... Look. You have the freedom to sleep with half of the free world, if you feel like it. We have an understanding. You are just forbidden from falling in love with anyone else and from ever leaving me.

No, I do not like it. Yes, I would prefer if you did not. But it is a freedom you have that helps keep you mine, so I will never complain. We are married, but we are far apart. I completely understand you are human just like you understand I am human, too.

I would have slept with someone by now too except Iowans are all (expletive)holes. Thankfully, MI6 is respectful of our marriage, so I have no temptation there anymore. I know how you feel. I get so lonely sometimes, too. Luckily for you, the people around you are nice to you.


And then I learned you are in a full-fledged relationship with someone else. I saw you holding hands at the Stones' surprise concert. I will stand by you. I always stand by you. I understand all of the chemicals have made me fat and ugly. I know you deserve better. Maybe it was just too much fairy tale. Maybe I was expecting too much magic when I thought you could ever love me while we are forbidden from being together.

All of this said, darling, I will always love you. Until my dying day, you will be the love of my life. You are my hero and my king. I made a joke about Channing Tatum, but there is no one, no man, and no woman for me if I cannot have you. If you choose a rest of your life without me, I understand. I cannot change the fact I am fat and ugly. Just make sure I am never someone nor something that ever makes you unhappy.

I prefer to stand by you for the rest of my life as the Mrs. Tanya Depp, but you are free to choose your own future. I did not know you were in a relationship. My tears will end someday, Sweetness. I am not destroyed yet by Obama; I will find a way to carry on if you decide you no longer want to be my husband. But I would rather be able to keep you.

To repeat myself... Sweetness, this is my face.

This is my face when I think of you.

This is my face when I hear from you. You make me smile. In some ways we talk 24/7, but when I hear an 'I love you' I just light up.