I know there has been some concern about weening people off of my addictive media. Do not fret. I am not going to just disappear.
Yes, I will remove the spy equipment from my head, and I will refuse to allow cameras in my home. It has all been so traumatizing for me to live through. I really need it to end.
But after I finally get a vacation from all this with my darling Sweetness, (I promise I will keep track of the news while healing in case a catastrophe pops up. I will not abandon you.) I will come back with some form of media for you all. The difference is, this time it will be legal. You will like it. I promise.
I take all of my responsibilities very seriously. I am not disappearing.
Sweetness, whatever you have planned, consider me on board. Let's roll.