Of the Two of Us...?

Iowa is turning sour. It seems I asked for the Des Moines Area to be bombarded with the truth just in time. The public, which had been civil and cheerful with me before despite insisting on complying with the federal government's persecution campaign, turned sour yesterday. This was not nervousness about being near someone famous; they were flat out mean. Please send help.

Libya, it is not too late to return to peaceful protests. Peace is what worked in Tunisia. Peace is what worked in Egypt. Do you remember those days when you were peacefully protesting? You, the rebels, had control of all of Tunisia except for Tripoli, and you were gaining momentum. It is not too late. You can win this still.

Japan, is our help reaching you? Are we all doing any good at all for you? An earthquake is one thing. An earthquake and tsunami is another thing. And a radiation crisis in a nation as scarred as you have been in the past by nuclear technology is something the rest of us can only barely imagine. Please take care. We are praying for you. If we can do anything else make sure you ask. This goes for you, too, Australia and New Zealand. We know you are also healing and rebuilding from natural disasters.

As for you, Obama the Oppressor, did you know that human rights violations including persecution, oppression, refusing freedom of speech, and removing the freedom of the press are all impeachable offenses? Did you know that war crimes including torture are impeachable offenses? Did you know the public knows you are guilty?

You need to be careful or someone might do something silly like start a petition to set me free or press Congress to impeach you. Maybe people will do that no matter what you do. You also need to be careful and look up when you are outside... in case a symbol of human expression, like a piano or something, lands on you out of the blue. Justice will ring through eventually. You can count on that. You are working hard towards impeachment all on your own.

Of the two of us, Obama, which one has a security team and which is regularly attacked by a supposed world leader too cowardly to do his own dirty work? Let me give you a clue. The correct answer in the opposite of-- which one of us is a benevolent super-genius and which one of us is a criminal menace to the free world? People are refusing to let you terrorize them with fear anymore. Justice will ring through.

Speaking of impeachment and instant kharma, the 'rods from god' can only be sent by the military. We also know they really exist. That secret got out. But the coordinates for where they land can only be programmed by a pentagon technician. They are controlled by computers, you see. Now, of the two of us, Obama, which one is beloved by the military and people who control computers? Keep looking up.

Now, imagine aliens land, and people standing in a cow pasture encounter them. Imagine the aliens speak the local language. Image the aliens tell the people standing in the cow pasture, "Take me to your leader," in the local vernacular. Of the two of us, Obama, which do you think will meet the aliens first? Food for thought... Wait, do you think? Or do you just plot and menace?

Sweetness, if only my love for you were enough to bring the persecution to an end... Obama the Oppressor is tantrum-driven child keeping us apart just to spite me for not letting him kill me yet. I am so sorry you are caught up in this mess, but I can think of no one I would want more to be beside me through all of this. I love you more than words can bear. I cannot wait for justice to ring through.